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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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This looks fun, can i be the Bruins?

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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Can we please not start this during 4th of july weekend please and please and thank you

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Seriously can we please not start this before the 4th of july.

Menamino posted:

So that means we got a full roster right?

Maybe set a random draft order sometime soon and then start the draft sometime mid next week?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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ANY GOOD GM KNOWS THAT THEY SHOULD WORK BACKWORDS IN, IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING.



I'M SAYING I'M THE GM WHOS GOING TO PUSH EVERYONE poo poo IN, WITH THE BACKWARDS IN STRATEGY.





With that the boston bruins select a man who looks like he's had his fair share of either being covered in poo poo or dealing with poo poo. GIVE IT UP FOR BRENT, BUURNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Jordan7hm posted:

Vestkit is up.

poo poo I HAVE LIKE 5 MINUTES TO MAKE A BAD DECISION

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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The Boston Bruins, almost forfeiting their pick, decide to go with a defensemen without the finesse of Brent Bruns, nor the wow factor, and none of the excitement for sure, and definitely without any charisma, but he's 100% american, and 100% going to be on absolutely every promotional piece out there.



The Bostons Bruins select, RYAN, SNNOOOOOOOOOOZEBUTTON SUTER

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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I wanted Pavs so whatever burns is up

HABIBI You're up

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Does someone want to be cool and text me when it's my turn so we don't have to wait 2 hours?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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You gently caress I really wanted dbuff

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Do I pick now or lose it?

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Mar 2, 2005

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I picked Henrik Sedin. I did it cause I needed a center, and I was pressured, and I had to. Henrik is boring. He will not be on any promotional material, he's not a defenseman, his nickname is _. He's Henrick_Sedin, because he's a loving _ of a personality.







NOW ON THE OTHER HAND I REALLY NEEDED A YOUNG, UP AND COMING DMAN TO REALLY ROOT THE TEAM AND GIVE IT MORE PERSONALITY, AND BE AWESOME.


Lets welcome to the 2016 Boston Bruins Doctor Terror, MD, AKA, MATT DUMBBAAAAAAAAAAA. DOCTOR TERROR MD

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Mar 2, 2005

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eXXon posted:

e: Meant to say that Dumba is a bad pick.

I'm running a business on top of trying to have a good team. Dumba will put people in seats, Dumba is trending upward and there's no reason why he won't be a 40 point d-man this season, and also dumba is cheap.


Cheeaaaappppp! 850k is nothing for all these qualities it is a cap team you know.

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Mar 2, 2005

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Brodeurs Nanny posted:

It's hard to go over the cap though. Take the best players initially and then manage your assets more carefully as you look for pluggers.

So what you're saying is if I'm foolish with my money the rest of the time like a real GM, then dumba was a great pick?

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Brodeurs Nanny posted:

No, I am saying that I think it's wise to use the first few picks you have on developing a core of the best possible players. Saving money on Dumba instead of choosing several other D who are young and a lot better is a worse strategy than drafting a better D now for more money and going cheap on your role players because those skills are more abundant.

I hear you, but I think a better defenseman will only be incrementally beneficial, and cost 4-5 million more.

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Jordan7hm posted:

Dumba isn't under contract though, so I'm confused. He's an RFA right now, his contract was up this season.

He's almost certainly going to cost substantially more than 850k.

Stop making sense against my stupidity

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Mar 2, 2005

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Brodeurs Nanny posted:

It also costs like $25 million

Now you care about money

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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I think the strategy of defensemen and centers is going to carry me to victory. I'm good with the D right now, lets snag a center.



The Boston Bruins, in their infinite wisdom, are drafting a great player to trade later for peanuts, so please welcome RYAN, NUGENT-HOPKINNSSSSSS



He has hopkins in his name, he must be the best, and a genius. I bet he can spell banana anyway

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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I don't even need to make a nickname, he's clearly always and forever will be the NUGE

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I'm either going to draft a defenseman or a goalie.



If you pick the d-man i want i'm going to throw a hissy fit then take a goalie, otherwise hurry up so i can say the d-man I want and have a very dumb good defense.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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CHICKEN


NOODLE


SOUP



Brodeurs Nanny you're up

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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I love my dumb team

--- Henrik sedin ---
--- the Nuge. ---

Burns/Suter
Dumba/Campbell


Now I can put any lovely goalie in front of that dcore

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Had to think about a nickname for a while for this man, but what do we know about him? He's reactive, he's explosive, and you know what, for TEN YEARS HE"LL BE BETTER THAN YOUR loving poo poo GOALIE (I understand it's not 10 years shut up)



GIVE IT UP, FOR


JOHNATHAN


TENURE


QUIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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He's cheap and I like him




Justin Williams

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Mar 2, 2005

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Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Is veskit skipped soon?

He's here i'm writing a thing

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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A lot of you GMs, or supposed GMs i should say are loving nerds. You worry about stats, and some bullshit about speed or something, and i should mention, you don't even worry about the real stats like goals, grit, and loving hits. You're all bad gms, because you forgot about the most important part about GMING and that's making some loving money for your club.


Well I didn't forget that. That's why I gotta do two things. Get into the playoffs, and get some hot loving stars.


That's why I got an all american center whos going to at least go 25/25/50, and you know what, win some faceoffs while doing it so we can look good. He's going to hit some dudes, cause hits put asses not on the ice, but in seats. He's also got a bod


Look at this bod, this is insane look at the chiseled man.



And I didn't even show you his butt



Look guys I'm the Boston Bruins over here, I need to put a quality product on the ice, and shoot for a second round exit while keeping people interested the rest of the year. GL with that nerds.


2017 Boston Bruins Take RYAN THE BOD KESLER

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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I just drafted ryan kesler without even checking his salary I've really hit it big :smug:

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Yaya posted:

And now you know why all of us taking centres didn't take him

There's always a florida panthers when you're a big team like i am

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I considered Kesler because him and Jordan on the same team would be absolutely brutal for the opposition but his contract is just reaaaaally bad and his body is already falling apart on him

Uhhh have you seen his abs?

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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My pocketbooks, empty


My gut, full of fire



You know what lets take a chance, lets take a big rear end chance.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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The Boston bruins add two more b's to the line up so give it up for the BOSTON BRUNS"S BEAU BENNETT

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Team risky is full steam ahead


I'll take Mattias Janmark

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also again if you have to skip me please do so

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Wtf we're supposed to hire coaches? I didn't even realize that.



I just need to get into the playoffs honestly. I'll take Bruce Boudreau

Veskit fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jul 26, 2016

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Mar 2, 2005

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ON half off clam chowder night Boudreau is going on all the promo for sure.


T-Bone posted:

Ron Wilson should make it back to you

I didn't pick muthafuckaaaaa

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Now that this insane training is over at work I can actually keep up with everything. I'll take Joel Ward and Antti Raanta.

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I need someone to just stay at home and not do poo poo. Definitely not going on any promotionals.



I'll take zbynek michalek as my 5D

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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My team right now is

Mattias Janmark - Henrik sedin - Beau Bennett
xxx - Ryan Nugent Hopkins - Justin Williams
xxx - Ryan Kesler - Joel Ward

Burns - Suter
Dumba - Campbell
Michalek - xxx

Quick
Raantta

Boudreau



Hrmmmmm I may have to have burns play wing lol

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Mar 2, 2005

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YOUNG CHEAP PLAYS WING



I take MARTINOOK, JORDAN

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Whi.le I can I'll snag Melker Karlson for the homerest pick of them all

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Mar 2, 2005

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I'll pick later when I'm off work I didn't realize the second was immediate.



Also if you guys are doing a 1 pick per day thing it'd be super down.

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