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Macnult

*draws a card after placing one down*
*violently laughing*
"oh man! this card woulda been PERFECT!"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:48

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Macnult

Have you not played this game before? It's like apples to apples, but with a very very dark sense of humor.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:48

Macnult

This game right here? Best card game ever. Apples to apples? You'll never want to go back.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:49

Macnult

there's some dark stuff going on here so get ready! try not to get offended its just a game

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:50

symbolic

*draws card
*smiles softly because i now have the card to end all cards
*places down "two midgets making GBS threads in a bucket" for the next black card, regardless of the prompt

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:54

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

"hahaha omg im totally gonna go to hell for this one guys lol"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:09

Macnult

*puts down carfd*
"aight this ones a throwaway"
*card czar reads card, is confused and not entertained*
"yo I told you!"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:25

symbolic

"think about it! it will make sense! you just have to think!"
*doesn't realize only i understand the context

# ? Jun 18, 2016 06:27

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

MECHA HITLER

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:28

Macnult

Scathach posted:

MECHA HITLER

# ? Jun 18, 2016 07:31

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

*Collects the black card after winning a round*
"I'm going to have to tell everyone at work tomorrow about this round, they'll find it hilarious!"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 08:01

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

�man, why do I always get the bad cards?�
�this is just my throwaway round guys haha I wish I didn't keep drawing lovely cards haha�

# ? Jun 18, 2016 08:36

joke_explainer

apples to apples? great if you aren't colorblind. thanks a lot apples to apples.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 08:46

Machai

Macnult posted:

This game right here? Best card game ever. Apples to apples? You'll never want to go back.

wait I thought we were talking about Cards Against Humanity, not Dominion?

# ? Jun 18, 2016 12:11

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

"I was cool with all the offnesive jokes about other kinds of people, but the offensive joke about my kind of people was over the line."

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# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:07

treasure bear

modern day shakespeare lays down his AIDS Orphan card

# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:50

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

patiently plays random cards until everyone gets bored so we could move on to the actual good games

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

treasure bear posted:

modern day shakespeare lays down his AIDS Orphan card

# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:55

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

man this game reminds me of that time a drank half a zima and ended up taking my shirt off

# ? Jun 18, 2016 13:57

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

My best one ever came from a game with Yobbers:
"x is a slippery slope that leads to x"

"The big bang is a slippery slope that leads to the inevitable heat death of the universe."

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 18, 2016 14:50

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

"Okay guys it's the haiku one, you get bonus consideration for making an actual haiku hahaha"

Winning combo: two midgets sitting into a bucket, Oprah Winfrey sobbing while eating a lean cuisine, batman

"I mean I know the others were haikus but this one is just so hilarious guys hahahaha"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 14:55

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

"We can just play a quick couple of rounds before we play a different game."
*2 hours pass*
"The funniest part of this card is the question mark. It's not just "bees" it's "bees?" Hahaha"

# ? Jun 18, 2016 14:56

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

"Alright now that that's over, what should we play? Oh superfight with the r-rated expansion? Sure why not?"
*rapidly excusing myself through the nearest available exit to go do anything else*

# ? Jun 18, 2016 14:58