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ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

ronaldo is actually pretty cool about fans that invade the pitch, even though he's a dick

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That was by far the worst I've ever seen Ronaldo play.

They'll still go through after beating Hungary.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
missed 4 of his last 5 phwoar

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

System Metternich posted:

lmao now he's even got a stalker on the pitch

And MBM is conspicuously absent...

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

sweatpantsman will stand tall

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Paddyb posted:

What a poo poo game

Sombrerotron posted:

One of the best matches of this tourney so far

Agreed.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Poonaldo

Iceland and sweatpants through

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

for 93 minutes noted beta bitch christiano ronaldo failed repeatedly at getting the ball into the austrian net, even bottling a loving peno, and when this pathetic match finally ends suddenly a loving streaker pops up next to him and wants to do a selfie right there on the pitch, but the phone wont work and therefore Ronaldo has to spend an additional humiliating and awkward 30 seconds standing next to a guy who's about to get carted off by security

this was a perfect way to end the day, thank you cr7 and thank you austria

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Glad to see my boy Ronaldo keeping things fair and square in the group by not scoring from a penalty as that would be too easy.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

belgend posted:

your matches today:

1500 CET: blegum - potato

frauds to be sussed: all of the belgian team, roy keane

1800 CET: ICEis - hi hungary, im dad

frauds to be sussed: dzdzduduzdzuak, sweatpants keeper, gylfi-son

2100 CET: ronald - actual hitler

frauds to be sussed: ronald, nani?, alaba, eufemiano fuentes

they don't call it group F (and one game of group E) for nothing

the belge was right, ronald was shite

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Ronald will have to improve dramatically to have a chance against Sweatpants-man

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

System Metternich posted:

for 93 minutes noted beta bitch christiano ronaldo failed repeatedly at getting the ball into the austrian net, even bottling a loving peno, and when this pathetic match finally ends suddenly a loving streaker pops up next to him and wants to do a selfie right there on the pitch, but the phone wont work and therefore Ronaldo has to spend an additional humiliating and awkward 30 seconds standing next to a guy who's about to get carted off by security

this was a perfect way to end the day, thank you cr7 and thank you austria

Yah, the poverty phone was clutch. Easily MVP

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ronaldo scored 50+ goals in the last 6 seasons but score a peno against Austria?

Nope.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Why is Portugal's roster so lovely now?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
how do you score 40 goals a season for five years while still being absolutely poo poo?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Smirr posted:

Yah, the poverty phone was clutch. Easily MVP

poo poo, there was a streaker on the pitch? Ours cut to the studio too soon, somebody please do the needful and post a gif.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Spangly A posted:

how do you score 40 goals a season for five years while still being absolutely poo poo?

*to the tunes of the guess who* la liga defending

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Paperback Writer posted:

Why is Portugal's roster so lovely now?

He looks more like a roast chicken than a rooster

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lol at all the beta bitches lashing out at Ronald because he makes them bi-curious and they can't handle it

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

belgend posted:

*to the tunes of the guess who* la liga defending

He's the top scorer in the CL so...

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lmao apparently they took his phone and deleted the pics immediately after

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

orange sky
May 7, 2007

gently caress this Jorge Mendes national team.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Sad!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Portugal is still going to go through sorry haters.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Where's Cristiano?!?!?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Montasque posted:

He's the top scorer in the CL so...

uhh he scored 9 of his 16 goals against loving malmo and on penalties so i'm not sure this is a good argument

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Paperback Writer posted:

Why is Portugal's roster so lovely now?

It isn't,its better than the one in WC but because everyone bends over backwards to ronaldo the team is unbalanced and they defer to him too much.the worst part is that no one can criticize him because a) no one has the clout to and b)he will pout and get you fired/sacked/not called up. The only guy he used To difer and listen was figo,and that's because he was Luis loving figo.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

belgend posted:

uhh he scored 9 of his 16 goals against loving malmo and on penalties so i'm not sure this is a good argument

He scored six against Malmo, none of them were pens you dummy.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



What the gently caress EUFA app - I was driving around getting updates and I was told they scored??? I was so mad!

Then getting home... they LOSE.

So im happy again.


gently caress off Ronaldo you entitled bastard.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

He scored six against Malmo, none of them were pens you dummy.

Three others were?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
is this a good result for iceland by the way?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

goatface posted:

Three others were?

He only scored 6 against Malmo.

Here's who he scored against in the CL:

Malmo - 6
Shaktar -5
Roma - 2
Wolfsburg - 3

Do any of you actually watch football? Serious question.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



"lol Ronaldo is such a loser" - a goon

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Montasque posted:

He only scored 6 against Malmo.

Here's who he scored against in the CL:

Malmo - 6
Shaktar -5
Roma - 2
Wolfsburg - 3

Do any of you actually watch football? Serious question.

he very clearly meant six against malmo and three total penalties in the competition you berk

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Montasque posted:

He only scored 6 against Malmo.

Here's who he scored against in the CL:

Malmo - 6
Shaktar -5
Roma - 2
Wolfsburg - 3

Do any of you actually watch football? Serious question.


what a collection of powerhouse mega clubs

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Spangly A posted:

he very clearly meant six against malmo and three total penalties in the competition you berk

The argument that Ronaldo is bad is even dumber you dummy.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Montasque posted:

The argument that Ronaldo is bad is even dumber you dummy.

nice meltdown

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Montasque posted:

The argument that Ronaldo is bad is even dumber you dummy.

the argument that he's a poo poo free kick taker isnt though

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Spangly A posted:

the argument that he's a poo poo free kick taker isnt though

He's really good at hitting walls and not much else.

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