All's Well That Ends... well, shit... - Let Us Playeth Killzone 3

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Who was the biggest war criminal of Killzone 2?
	Rico
	Sev
	Visari
	Blind Sally
	Killzone 1
	Crow, update PoP2008

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

chiasaur11 posted:

You know, the Helghast really make Zeon look appealing.

I mean, yes. Technically you're a soldier for an omnicidal dictatorship whose leader takes "You're worse than Hitler!" as a compliment. And okay, you're probably going to get killed by Amuro "THE WHITE DEVIL!" Ray. And if you insist on bringing up awkward details, you might get killed by your own leadership when Gihren fires the solar ray.

But at least with Zeon, there's a few officers like Hardy and Ral who are genuinely decent people trying to play out a poo poo hand as best they can, you don't have to live on a lovely planet where the elites live in opulence while you don't even get air, and after the first Zeon war is over, assuming you survived, you can just move back home to Side 3, tell whoever's recruiting for the latest Neo Zeon to gently caress right off, and get on with your life. And, you know, there's no shame in being killed by Amuro. Happens to a lot of guys.

With the Helghast, you might get killed by Rico.

That's where you're wrong because even the Helghast sought to conquer Vekta as opposed to Zeon taking vacant colonies (because they gassed the inhabitants) and dropping them on the loving planet.

When pushed the German stand-ins in this game resort to nuking their own population centers. Zeon? Nukes other population centers from square one.

Rick_Hunter fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jun 19, 2016

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 00:11

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:22

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

I'm picturing an animated gif where you managed to work them into a pentaseklion as they walk around the square frame.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 03:05

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
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Cooked Auto posted:

Another space based fascistic group of people capable of memorable speeches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L03K2njcCrM

And yet people love to tell that both of them were really the good guys after all.
Relevant in this case:

My dawg, that is loving beautiful.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 18:13

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
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nine-gear crow posted:

Gundam bullshit.

ANIME bullshit. :pseudo:

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 20:24

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
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CJacobs posted:

Blind Sally: 69
Nine-Gear Crow: 420

drat, I was gonna say this too!

Wait

Blind Sally: 420
Nine-Gear Crow: 69

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 18:29

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:22

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

nine-gear crow posted:

GOON...HITLER :argh:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 23:40

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