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Let's loving fight goons, I'll gently caress you up
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I'm gonna kick your teeth down your loving throat OP!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:12
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I'm a pacifist ow ow ow why am I getting my rear end kicked ow stop
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Jun 18, 2016 20:13
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*kicks OP in the balls and runs away*
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Jun 18, 2016 20:14
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Shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight! Wait...
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Jun 18, 2016 20:14
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VendaGoat posted:I'm gonna kick your teeth down your loving throat OP! Toss my rotten rear end salad
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Jun 18, 2016 20:15
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Jun 18, 2016 20:15
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Heh.. hey im sure theres a way we can work past this without resorting to blows? Do you want my wallet? I dont have much but i have more at my house... my address is on my state id cause i cant drive
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Jun 18, 2016 20:16
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My left shoulder is borked at the moment so hopefully this will be a fair fight for you.
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Jun 18, 2016 20:17
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the martial art i am a blackbelt in has taught me that a true warrior has no desire to fight 
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Jun 18, 2016 20:18
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What element are you op?
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Jun 18, 2016 20:18
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Them's fightin words
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Hell Yeah posted:the martial art i am a blackbelt in has taught me that a true warrior has no desire to fight
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Jun 18, 2016 20:19
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*Busts stainless steel kubotan out of my shirt pocket.* Come at me you little bitch!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:19
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Op should've brought a gun to this gun fight because he's loving dead now
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Jun 18, 2016 20:19
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Rasta_Al posted:Heh.. hey im sure theres a way we can work past this without resorting to blows? Do you want my wallet? I dont have much but i have more at my house... my address is on my state id cause i cant drive I want blood!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:20
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I'm gonna kick your rear end in a top hat in OP. You are not allowed to enjoy it though! These are my terms.
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Jun 18, 2016 20:20
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Kuato posted:Op should've brought a gun to this gun fight because he's loving dead now *Knocks gun out of your hand with tactical kubotan strike.* Shouldn't have brought a gun to a kubotan fight!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:21
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ill go ya
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Jun 18, 2016 20:21
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I'd just fall on you drunk. If the initial crush didn't kill you, the suffocation and body odour will.
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Jun 18, 2016 20:22
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Cmon you guys... all of you are making me really nervous. This reminds me of the time i went to see crouching tiger hidden dragon & the group of black people behind me got very into it and i had to leave because i had a panic attack in my seat
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Jun 18, 2016 20:23
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Dreddout posted:*Knocks gun out of your hand with tactical kubotan strike.* *Murders Marty and Doc. Steals time machine. Sucks your dads dick until he is gay and doesn't want to make babies with your whore mom anymore. You are unborn* Shouldn't have brought anime to a time machine fight 
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Jun 18, 2016 20:28
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Let's go!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:29
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Murders Marty and Doc. Steals time machine. Sucks your dads dick until he is gay and doesn't want to make babies with your whore mom anymore. You are unborn* drat, I have been owned. *Fades out from the timestream*
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Jun 18, 2016 20:31
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what you think your tough or something you want to rumble? *starts rythmically snapping fingers and strutting, waits for his gang to start emerging from behind trash cans and light posts*
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Jun 18, 2016 20:31
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reallivedinosaur posted:what you think your tough or something this isnt broadway, the hobos coming out of them trash cans cant dance they can suck a mean cock tho, which is a lot like broadway
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Jun 18, 2016 20:33
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bum fights!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:35
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fight my rear end if you are man enough
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Jun 18, 2016 20:35
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Dreddout posted:drat, I have been owned. *teabags fading body*
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Jun 18, 2016 20:36
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reallivedinosaur posted:bum fights! hell yeah where AIDS Larry faces off against trashcan bill in a battle royale and it ends in a passionate hobo blojo
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Jun 18, 2016 20:37
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ooooh ho you done it now, you dun made me mad
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Jun 18, 2016 20:37
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here's an old zinger I like, is good when you want to be smug and also puss out because the dude is way bigger than you: "if you want to fight, stick your head up your rear end and fight for air!" anyways thats enough posts for now see ya
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Jun 18, 2016 20:37
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*teabags fading body* goddamn you are killing it today seig heil satan, my friend
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Jun 18, 2016 20:38
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nothing cowardly about running your mouth and then pussing out if you do it with a zinger, because everyone knows you won the larger moral and intellectual battle
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Jun 18, 2016 20:39
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I'm gonna finger blast your rear end in a top hat till you cum!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:41
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Look, buddy, I don't want any trouble. How about we head over to that bar and I buy you a few drinks? *gets you so drunk you fall down unconscious and then slits your throat like the animal you are*
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Jun 18, 2016 20:45
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I'll gently caress all of you!
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Jun 18, 2016 20:45
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Professor Tomtom posted:I'll gently caress all of you! make love not threads
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Jun 18, 2016 20:46
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as a skilled jeet kun do practitioner i have learned that the ultimate style is to avoid physical confrontation
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I'll just tap into the burning rage in my heart repressed by medications and tear your limbs off, OP. I'll probably bite myself before the fight just to get the taste of blood.
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