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what about og hous
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 12:29 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 10:38 |
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Video game nerds froth at the mouth for hours on how video games are art. Ebert deserves canonization for for this alone.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 12:42 |
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Mr. Ebert gave a thumbs up to The Beast of Yucca Flats.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 12:47 |
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Death to Smoochy is incredible comedy. gently caress that bespectacled lump what's he even doing these days?
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 12:49 |
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He also sucked off Siskel on a dare.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 12:49 |
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From his review of Atlas Shrugged: "There is also a love scene, which is shown not merely from the waist up but from the ears up. The man keeps his shirt on. This may be disappointing for libertarians, who I believe enjoy rumpy-pumpy as much as anyone."
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:12 |
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Toadvine posted:Death to Smoochy is incredible comedy. gently caress that bespectacled lump what's he even doing these days? Decomposing
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:27 |
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I liked looking at the Spice Girls in Spice World
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:33 |
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Filthy Hans posted:Ebert gave a negative review to Cable Guy, between that and Death To Smoochy he really seemed to dislike dark, spiteful, misanthropic humor and that's where I part ways with his opinions he gave Happiness 4 out of 4 stars so that's not totally true also he liked Angel Heart and knew that the Usual Suspects was crap - dude was cool
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:49 |
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he didnt like bad boys 2! can you believe it
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:18 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:he didnt like bad boys 2! can you believe it Jawdropping
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:18 |
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Wow Martin Short looks like a child molester from the 50s on that cover. Also, I remember Nick Kroll mentioning Roger Ebert looked like somebody's grandma, can't unsee it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:23 |
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Ebert would usually go easy on a movie if it had a lot of tits and wasn't outright awful.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:30 |
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I liked his dvd commentary for citizen kane
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:39 |
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Didn't he like a MS3TK bad movie? Laserblast maybe, can't remember.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:48 |
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happyhippy posted:Didn't he like a MS3TK bad movie? I think you're thinking of Leonard Maltin
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:48 |
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I disagree with 5, 9, 10, 16, and 32.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:54 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Ebert would usually go easy on a movie if it had a lot of tits and wasn't outright awful. Can't hate that I guess. Pink Flamingos is a loving masterpiece though.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:03 |
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King Vidiot posted:Can't hate that I guess. I'm waiting on it from Netflix. I'm a John Waters virgin.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:07 |
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The second pick is an interesting one because it sparked a whirlwind of backlash from the director. Vincent Gallo can get very defensive about his work. Rogert ebert penned one of the finest articles on film: Ebert did get cancer, though Gallo missed with his hex and Ebert got neck cancer instead. He did eventually lose weight before dying. Brown Bunny still survives. It is a terrible movie.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:11 |
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Physique of a slave-trader is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:17 |
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Egbert Souse posted:I'm waiting on it from Netflix. I'm a John Waters virgin. Me too, however I saw him do stand up last year, so I guess that's like the "do bjs count as sex" argument.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:21 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:What? This movie owns. Yeah it gets a little corny near the end with the Dan Ackroyd evil businessman stuff but I watch the whole movie in full any time I catch it. If Ebert (or Evert as the OP calls him) didn't laugh at the scene when Farley is petting the piece of bread then I don't know why he was reviewing comedies. ive never seen it but the people that tell me that it is a good movie are also fans of adam sandler movies so i just assume chris farley is piss idiot tier
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:24 |
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Why do they still let Vincent Gallo make movies? Are they financed by his parents?
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:27 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Physique of a slave-trader is one of the funniest things I've ever read. yea thats solid
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:27 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Jawdropping There it is. You know, I doubt if everyone in this thread has any idea what happened to Ebert, so I'll just put this here.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:37 |
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Vincent also went on to say ``Not only is he a fat pig, if he lost 30 pounds he would still be a fat pig``
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:37 |
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Ive never seen a vincent gallo film but the man's trash talk is on point
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:39 |
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People hate saving Silverman?
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:14 |
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Thanks for reminding that The Love Guru exists.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:26 |
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Maneki Neko posted:People hate saving Silverman? jack blacks loving garbage
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:29 |
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Freddy Got Fingered was Tom Green's finest hour. In hindsight, the movie was successful in the sense that it successfully trolled film critics.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:32 |
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the brown bunny is basically vincent gallo telling his friends "hey I bet you fifty bucks I can get chloe sevigny to suck me off on camera" and his friends saying "oh no way vincent you're on"
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:37 |
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Howard Beale posted:the brown bunny is basically vincent gallo telling his friends "hey I bet you fifty bucks I can get chloe sevigny to suck me off on camera" and his friends saying "oh no way vincent you're on" don't worry Jenny, it's me, Casper
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:55 |
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VikingSkull posted:don't worry Jenny, it's me, Casper lol
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:59 |
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Didn't Ebert re-review The Brown Bunny after a massive edit by Gallo and they came to some kind of understanding? Or did I imagine this? I feel like he came away much more positive.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:18 |
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Have to agree that most of the movies on that list are pretty bad. Some of them seemed to be more mediocre than outright terrible, but I haven't watched anything on that list in years. Also, could probably understand being really annoyed at paying money to see some of those things in the theater.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:21 |
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ephori posted:Didn't Ebert re-review The Brown Bunny after a massive edit by Gallo and they came to some kind of understanding? Or did I imagine this? I feel like he came away much more positive. I remember this happening as well.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:23 |
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JnnyThndrs posted:I remember this happening as well. Sounds like it. He gave it 3/4 after the edit. Ebert said quote:Gallo went back into the editing room and cut 26 minutes of his 118-minute film, or almost a quarter of the running time. And in the process he transformed it. The film's form and purpose now emerge from the miasma of the original cut, and are quietly, sadly, effective. It is said that editing is the soul of the cinema; in the case of The Brown Bunny, it is its salvation.
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:29 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 10:38 |
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You can read the re-review on his site. Specifically addresses his initial take on the film too: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-brown-bunny-2004
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# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:29 |