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I used to think the usual suspects was good, then I watched it as an adult. Someone tell me why Kevin Spacey deserves an Oscar for that? All he did was phone in some voice-over work and fake a limp.
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Jun 19, 2016 18:35
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There was a story that long after Zoolander came out he seemed to unofficially change his opinion on the film and sort of said that it was the post 9/11 reaction that probably tinted his original review. I seem to recall Ebert and Roeper were both incredibly negative on the Power Puff Girls movie and Zoolander due to what they felt to be offensive about them post-9/11.
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Jun 19, 2016 18:45
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what do i care what some no jawed corpse thinks about movies
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Jun 19, 2016 19:17
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Checking out their old reviews of popular movies is a weird experience. Both considered Aliens to be "too over the top" and "excessive" with violence and stuff. Strange criticisms really.
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Jun 19, 2016 20:22
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He's right except for Freddie Got Fingered which was a unique and cool af movie
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Jun 19, 2016 20:23
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Usual Suspects is not good at all
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Sheep-Goats posted:He's right except for Freddie Got Fingered which was a unique and cool af movie Freddy Got Fingered is a weird, stupid movie. It's also some kind of Dada-esque masterpiece. Death to Smoochy is a fun movie as well. Every now and then Ebert dissed a gem, but he was usually on-point and had good commentary and insight on films. Plus he wasn't afraid to be a savage to poo poo movies, so he's a good dude in my opinion.
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Jun 19, 2016 20:31
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I like Ebert but FGF is a legit good movie that should not be disrespected
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Jun 19, 2016 20:36
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Fire Barrel posted:You can read the re-review on his site. I've read the re-review. Would you recommend I re-read the re-review?
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Jun 19, 2016 20:59
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Why do they still let Vincent Gallo make movies? Are they financed by his parents? Has he made a movie recently? I don't think he's made an actual, full-length movie in like six years. He mostly coasts by on being a Too Cool and Sexy For You Eurotrash Guy with enough money to make pretentious bullshit when he feels like it. He's also a painter or something, so he's probably doing that these days. Also does he write all his own imdb trivia/bio? What the gently caress is this poo poo http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001252/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm quote:Known for his multiple talents (filmmaker, actor, writer, musician, audio engineer, motorcycle racer), as well for his very conceptual and outspoken views and his radical, funny and original way of stating those views. A totally original one-of-a-kind person. quote:Gallo's Internet art questions celebrity, procreation, ego, social agenda, and views of religion, race and sexuality. These public offerings are motivated by extreme sensitivity, concept and thoughtfulness, however their presentation appears crude and offensive. Misinterpretation of this work is common and Gallo is often incorrectly categorized as a racist, sexist, homophobe. If it talks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it might be a racist, sexist homophobe.
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Jun 19, 2016 21:08
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King Vidiot posted:Has he made a movie recently? I don't think he's made an actual, full-length movie in like six years. He mostly coasts by on being a Too Cool and Sexy For You Eurotrash Guy with enough money to make pretentious bullshit when he feels like it. He's also a painter or something, so he's probably doing that these days. Lol
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Jun 19, 2016 21:10
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Roger Ebert published an entire book of reviews for movies he didn't like and it was funnier than anything you will ever write.
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Jun 19, 2016 21:16
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King Vidiot posted:Has he made a movie recently? I don't think he's made an actual, full-length movie in like six years. He mostly coasts by on being a Too Cool and Sexy For You Eurotrash Guy with enough money to make pretentious bullshit when he feels like it. He's also a painter or something, so he's probably doing that these days. Oh hey that's that guy that made Jenny from Kids suck his cock on film for real Haha
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Jun 19, 2016 21:18
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That's cool op, but how about a list of the 36 films that Elliot Rodger hated?
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DaveSplitter posted:That's cool op, but how about a list of the 36 films that Elliot Rodger hated? 1. The Last American Virgin
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Jun 19, 2016 21:36
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Speaking of Vincent Gallo, has anyone posted this yet? http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4 He'll knock you up for $1,000,000. What a bargain.
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Jun 19, 2016 21:39
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why does anyone care what any critic says
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Jun 19, 2016 21:40
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hachi machi! it STINKS
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Jun 19, 2016 21:48
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Sheep-Goats posted:Oh hey that's that guy that made Jenny from Kids suck his cock on film for real It should've been her friend so she could've given him AIDS.
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Jun 19, 2016 21:51
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Vastarien posted:Speaking of Vincent Gallo, has anyone posted this yet? http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4 $1.5 million if you want natural insemination instead of artificial. You can waive the extra $500,000 by sending him pictures and hoping he doesn't think you're an uggo. E: also no darkies but if you EE: special discount if you have blonde hair and blue eyes, another discount if you can prove your family were Nazis. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jun 19, 2016 |
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Jun 19, 2016 21:53
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Guy Mann posted:Roger Ebert published an entire book of reviews for movies he didn't like and it was funnier than anything you will ever write. two of them in fact. "i hated hated hated this movie" and "your movie sucks" he also wrote a book about crockpots for some reason
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Jun 19, 2016 22:10
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Pvt.Scott posted:$1.5 million if you want natural insemination instead of artificial. You can waive the extra $500,000 by sending him pictures and hoping he doesn't think you're an uggo. This is all brilliant satire by the way, just like his movies. They're boring and bad on purpose, to provoke an audience response.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:13
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Gonna disagree on Clifford.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:22
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Yeah Clifford is funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuFwIhKLsXM
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Jun 19, 2016 22:27
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I don't see how anyone could hate the big red mutt
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Jun 19, 2016 22:30
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My biggest problem with Clifford is that it's loving creepy seeing a tiny, full-grown Martin Short acting like a 5 year old who's supposed to be a 10 year old and dressed like Little Lord Fauntleroy.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:31
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whoa he held some opinions that are different to mine
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Jun 19, 2016 22:34
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I finally just now got the "Jaws" joke in the thread title 
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Jun 19, 2016 22:48
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Sheep-Goats posted:I like Ebert but FGF is a legit good movie that should not be disrespected AO Scott, current New York Times critic, did a talk in town recently and defended the hell out of Freddy Got Fingered. He's a cool guy, that AO Scott.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:49
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They tried to give him a program so he could type his words in and it would reply in his own voice and not sound like Stephen Hawking. The quickly found out that despite years of footage they couldn't use "At the Movies with Siskel and Ebert because they were always yelling at each other. The commentary for Citizen Kane is what they went with.
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Jun 19, 2016 22:58
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Powered Descent posted:I finally just now got the "Jaws" joke in the thread title 
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The Sphinxster posted:If you figure out the twist to the Usual Suspects it sucks. Also if you don't figure it out I suspect. It's the kind of movie that movie snobs cum themselves over and makes them acsend the director and the movie itself to legendary status, but on the surface really isn't that good. A lot of Tarantino's movies are just violence porn. Django Unchanged was super loving good, though. The guy does have SOME talent at least....
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My favorite Siskel & Ebert review was of Silent Night, Deadly Night. It's hilarious because they're legitimately offended by this stupid movie and repeatedly call out the people who made it, trying to shame them. lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK4N-63HYBw
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Vastarien posted:My favorite Siskel & Ebert review was of Silent Night, Deadly Night. It's hilarious because they're legitimately offended by this stupid movie and repeatedly call out the people who made it, trying to shame them. lol They did a whole episode on the slasher film genre. I wonder what they would make of the new Friday the 13th video game? Not much, probably since video games aren't art.
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Automatic Slim posted:They did a whole episode on the slasher film genre. I wonder what they would make of the new Friday the 13th video game? Not much, probably since video games aren't art. roger ebert was correct and the mentality of "video games are art" was the worst thing that ever happened to video games
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Jun 20, 2016 00:07
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Why would i care what an old white guy thinks? Corky romano owns forever
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Jun 20, 2016 00:16
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he was a big baby when it came to anything hosed up or violent really
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Retail Slave posted:A lot of Tarantino's movies are just violence porn. Django Unchanged was super loving good, though. The guy does have SOME talent at least.... All of his movies are entertaining at the absolute worst. But his genuinely great movies are Django, Hateful 8 and Jackie Brown.
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King Vidiot posted:All of his movies are entertaining at the absolute worst. But his genuinely great movies are Django, Hateful 8 and Jackie Brown. Have not not seen the Kill Bills? Those were le epic
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