The list of the 36 films that Roger Evert hated. Of course, no Jaws.

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Flubby posted:

I'd watch every movie on that list if it meant I never had to see Clifford again. If you cheat you could point out there's thousands of much worse vhs, tv, and home made movies out there, but if you're going by movies that made it to theater...well, those still aren't nearly bad enough. But Clifford. Never watch Clifford.

I want someone to set me up A Clockwork Orange style and scrub my brain of any and all traces of Clifford.

I'd thank them profusely as the cold metal clips held my eyes open, the sting of saline drops against dry eyes as I watched subliminal images of Martin Short and Charles Grodin being drawn and quartered.

Then I'd smile and whisper into the dark room: im gay

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kite posted:

Roger Qbert on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze

Bunch of poo dwelling gang bangers causing 95 percent of our innocent children to make a violence!

Perhaps this is what caused him to hate video games, as the genesis of the ninja turtles

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