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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
A balding witness at the scene was quoted as saying of the incident, "oh poo poo!!" While waddling away
Another witness vomited due to the horrific sight.

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Also that's what happens when you leave Chekhov's car running, its gonna cause some sort of trouble

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Video of incident:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7Pswhet00&t=137s

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023



lol dumb bitch. also good job whoever was in the car

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
wait what the gently caress he was run over by his own car? how often does this kind of thing happen ??

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

In North America? Probably not often.

In Russia... ?

HP Hovercraft
Jan 1, 2006

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
*obligatory lovely GBS joke*

but really this shocked me, he was great in Green Room and Only Lovers Left Alive. i didn't love the new Star Trek movies but he was one good part of them and now i'll have to see the new one.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

WEH posted:

Parking brakes made a fool of this man both on and off screen

That was Sulu

Professor Shark posted:

It's the Scotty curse, so far two Scotty's have died

Anyway, I hope they replace him with the engineer from Enterprise, he should be old enough now that he can play his character

He played Chekov

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is the other Chekov okay?

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Professor Shark posted:

Is the other Chekov okay?

Yes. He's actually in my city right now for Comicpalooza. I should go ask him how he's doing...

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I will not care about this event until Wee Stubby Nublet checks in.

WSN, where are u??

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Warn him about he Scotty Curse

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



That dude looked small, I bet it was a mini Cooper or something

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib
^^ Jeep Grand Cherokee. What a hosed up way to go

Professor Shark posted:

Warn him about he Scotty Curse

I'll just tell him not to do a movie directed by Justin Lin. And if he does just stay away from motor vehicles

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Someone please tell me will this will affect the new movie???

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

John Denver Hoxha posted:

A balding witness at the scene was quoted as saying of the incident, "oh poo poo!!" While waddling away
Another witness vomited due to the horrific sight.

lol

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS




looking at the photos, there is a security camera pointing right where he got squashed.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
At this rate Dick Cheney is going to outlive us all.

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
I ran over my own sunglasses once but they weren't on my head at the time.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

donkey salami posted:

Never go in the neutral zone

:vince:

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
so when are they going to report that he was on like 20 different painkillers and had an ridiculous amount of alcohol in his blood

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Superior Bastard posted:

In light of this tragedy, our legislators need to ban cars immediately! Save our environment and our actors from these killers. I bet that vehicle was imported, too.

Vertical Lime posted:

dude we need more cars

This wouldn't have happened if he'd had a car.

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

The Pony Incident posted:

wait what the gently caress he was run over by his own car? how often does this kind of thing happen ??

Harvey blames potato feast for freak accident

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
A friend of mine had his car roll down a driveway due to leaving it in neutral and not putting the handbrake on all the way but everyone was in the house at the time. We found it stopped safely at the bottom of the driveway in the gutter.

He looked a right goose though :laugh:

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Oh oh oh I got one that hasn't been said

IN RUSSIA CAR DRIVES YOU!

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


All joking aside, I'm crushed by this news :(

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

WEH posted:

Parking brakes made a fool of this man both on and off screen

Lol. Wait, wasn't sulu the one with parking break problems?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Police Automaton posted:

so when are they going to report that he was on like 20 different painkillers and had an ridiculous amount of alcohol in his blood

He probably had some residual marijuana in his blood proving 100% that weed kills. Weed kills you dead!

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.

My Q-Face posted:

This wouldn't have happened if he'd had a car.

It seems that it was a Grand Cherokee. No one needs a Grand Cherokee, which is an SUV. I'm so sick of reading once again what SUVs do. The American forefathers didn't write the Consitution with SUVs in mind. We need to fix this poo poo now!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



What if ghost Leonard nimoy released the parking brake

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

smoobles posted:

Keeping the engines running was what Chekov did best

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ethanol posted:

What if ghost Leonard nimoy released the parking brake

i've seen some television shows, this sounds pretty likely

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
I can't help but think he'd still be here today if he could have somehow managed to reverse the polarities.

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006

donkey salami posted:

Never go in the neutral zone

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

smoobles posted:

Keeping the engines running was what Chekov did best

:AMAZING: star trek and chekhovs gun crossover.
Lie, this was post of the year so far. I'm unironically jizzbombing over here

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 20, 2016

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lol, apparently his Grand Cherokee was recalled for having an emergency break that released.


Edit: http://gizmodo.com/anton-yelchin-death-jeep-cherokees-were-recalled-for-c-1782255236

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Gaunab posted:

This is sad. You people are horrible.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
The Star Whackers claim another one. :tinfoil:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Bip Roberts posted:

Lol, apparently his Grand Cherokee was recalled for having an emergency break that released.


Edit: http://gizmodo.com/anton-yelchin-death-jeep-cherokees-were-recalled-for-c-1782255236

lol killed by christler

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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

I saw a headline that said "Chekov dead in car accident" and I thought they meant Walter Koenig and I got sad. Then I heard it was JJChekov and I stopped being sad. Am I a monster?

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