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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I had to take a break and didn't see any of the games in the past three days. It doesn't look like I missed much.

These are the games:

RIVETING. All times are CEST because CEST is the only timezone.
Everyone except Bale and Hamsik is bad. England are just bad (no it's not coming home, gently caress off, drawing with Russia and beating Wales are not how you make it come home, you have other marginally less poo poo teams to beat, which is not happening), Russia are phenomenally poo poo because when all your players play in your domestic league being poo poo is inevitable and natural.

These are the group standings right now:

No one is safe. Even England can still technically end up one of the poo poo third-placed teams. Technically.

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jun 20, 2016

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
I'm hoping the Balemen take a comfortable 3 points while England and Slovakia draw OP

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
hope the cool and good welsh boyos send the russians back to their poo poo-encrusted potato hellscape.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Slavs vs Brits.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Even though he's scored two free kicks on the back of atrocious goalkeeping Bale has mostly been totally anonymous so far.

It's coming home.

iSurrender
Aug 25, 2005
Now with 22% more apathy!
If we wanna be pedantic (and who doesnt?!) the times are in CEST.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

iSurrender posted:

If we wanna be pedantic (and who doesnt?!) the times are in CEST.

Good point, fixed the op op

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I hope Wales either win or if not then England lose in a conspiracy to send Wales home because I don't really care about this awful tournament any more.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
looks like slutsky will actually put out a competent midfield, glushakov, shirokov and mamayev are in

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
code:
	    it's
coming	home	it's	coming
home	it's	coming	football's
	coming	home

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

ozmunkeh posted:

code:
	    it's
coming	home	it's	coming
home	it's	coming	football's
	coming	home

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Slovakian and Welsh wins would be great tia

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Well it might be pointless dire stuff as none of the matches matter but tune in anyway and support our sponsors Coke and McDonalds

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

Well it might be pointless dire stuff as none of the matches matter but tune in anyway and support our sponsors Coke and McDonalds

Don't forget to buy the jersey of your favourite player!

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Can't wait to see some badass tattooed slavs destroy some english frauds

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Russia: Akinfeev - Smolnikov, Ignashevich, V. Berezutsky, Kombarov - Glushakov, Mamayev - Smolov, Shirokov, Kokorin - Dzyuba
Why Slutsky keeps playing Smolov in Shatov's position is beyond me, but at least these garbagemen Neustädter and Golovin are not playing anymore.
Wales squad I can't find anywhere, but I assume that Bale and Ramsey will be playing alongside a bunch of other guys.

https://twitter.com/UEFAEURO/status/744946159387615233

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Alright England - win win win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Alexeythegreat posted:

Russia: Akinfeev - Smolnikov, Ignashevich, V. Berezutsky, Kombarov - Glushakov, Mamayev - Smolov, Shirokov, Kokorin - Dzyuba
Why Slutsky keeps playing Smolov in Shatov's position is beyond me, but at least these garbagemen Neustädter and Golovin are not playing anymore.
Wales squad I can't find anywhere, but I assume that Bale and Ramsey will be playing alongside a bunch of other guys.

https://twitter.com/UEFAEURO/status/744946159387615233

Smart of them after the Niger vs. Germany incident

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

england and wales are the away teams and they're gonna go away after this round.... to the final 16!!!

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

Alexeythegreat posted:

Russia are phenomenally poo poo because when all your players play in your domestic league being poo poo is inevitable and natural.


*Reviews England roster* this checks out

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Simone Poodoin posted:

Can't wait to see some badass tattooed slavs destroy some english frauds


well get this: dont turn on your monitor for kickoff

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Disappointed that no one has said it's coming home yet

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

Frankston posted:

Disappointed that no one has said it's coming home yet

It isn't

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

Gigi Galli posted:

JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART JOE FART

Everyone bookmark this post for quoting later, it's gonna come in handy

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston

African AIDS cum posted:

Smart of them after the Niger vs. Germany incident

Wasn't that a FIFA or Pro Evo screenshot?

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009
everyone has been a bit crap this euros i see no reason football can't come home for a couple of years

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Alexeythegreat posted:

I had to take a break and didn't see any of the games in the past three days. It doesn't look like I missed much.

spain played really well against turkey imo op

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

poty posted:

spain played really well against turkey imo op

Counterpoint: Spain played.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
if Vardy doesn't start I'm gonna chimp out irl

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

poty posted:

if Vardy doesn't start I'm gonna chimp out irl

He's starting op, he's starting

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/20/england-v-slovakia-euro-2016-live/

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
yesssss its coming home

the trophy one wins for beating slovakia at football is coming home

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Hoddle's looking forward to seeing Wilshere, as are we all

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
football

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

the belges picked slovaks v engerlund so i guess my frauds of the day are weiss and bertrand

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

I am looking forward to England handing out a hiding to these Slovaks

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



here we go!

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Hamsik is gonna embarrass Joe Shart

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Thank gently caress they're wearing the slightly less hideous kit

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