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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

African AIDS cum posted:

this "tournament" is an unmitigated failure. boring garbage

it is

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eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!
'ENGLISH' FOOTBALL TEAM, TRAITORS, HANG THE BASTARDS

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

jre posted:

I only saw the last 30 minutes, was it all this bad ?



Checks out.

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Teams in the knockout stages wont park the bus like Wales and Slovakia did.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Nice post/username combo

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Good.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Teams that have finished above England in group stages of major tournaments since 2010:

- United States
- Costa Rica
- Wales

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
"One team went out there to play football, the other to get a draw"

- Every Englander

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

No team has ever lost a Euros group game and gone further than the quarter finals.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Slovakia with four points, they're probably going through as well.

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
Forums favourite Vardy not that good after all?? More like Farty am I right.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Third place qualifying as well really makes games dull

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Skrtel hates England, he's true Scouse

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

EvilHawk posted:

Lost our creativity when Lallana went off. Alli and Rooney did nothing except try to shoot from 30 yards. Vardy anonymous. Bertrand criminally out of position. Wilshere consistently lost the ball. Henderson's set pieces are dogshit.

Only positive was Clyne, who won't get back in to the team over Walker.

this is criminal because walker has an insanely bad brain

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
england cant even top that group lol what a shitshow. last chance for glory before brexit and irrelevance and they blew it. wont get past the next round

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Slate Action posted:

Teams that have finished above England in group stages of major tournaments since 2010:

- United States
- Costa Rica
- Wales

Do they get a trophy for this?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

slovakia currently the best third spot team

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Lost our creativity when Lallana went off. Alli and Rooney did nothing except try to shoot from 30 yards. Vardy anonymous. Bertrand criminally out of position. Wilshere consistently lost the ball. Henderson's set pieces are dogshit.

Only positive was Clyne, who won't get back in to the team over Walker.

England aren't very good.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

No team has ever lost a Euros group game and gone further than the quarter finals.

We drew 😁

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

We drew 😁

We did. It doesn't matter.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

runoverbobby posted:

This is just as poo poo as watching Spain

actually spain has good midfielders who can come up with a good pass to the forward rather than hoofing it up to row 57

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Bring back club football

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009
i feel bad for roy hodgson cause he's such a nice guy and i reckon he'd be the perfect grandad, it's just he's not very good at his job

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Pissflaps posted:

No team has ever lost a Euros group game and gone further than the quarter finals.

Advanced Stats.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So England will either play Portugal, Hungary, Iceland or Austria.

Group F is a mess.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

I still believe

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I wish I could suck at my job for £3.5m a year

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
It's coming, homos (a round of 16 exit on PKs, that is)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

corpuscollossus posted:

I wish I could suck at my job for £3.5m a year

I don't know if even the biggest porn stars get that much.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

ukle posted:

Has anyone seen Tony Pulis as putting you whole team in your own box is very Pulis.

Big Tone was commentating on the Wales game and was excellent.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Montasque posted:

"One team went out there to play football, the other to get a draw"

- Every Englander

if by football you mean hit the first man every cross and be unable to genuinely test a bad keeper, then yea

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Lots of negativity from bitters itt who can't handle England dominating all three group games and coming away undefeated ready to take on whoever they end up facing in the next round.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Remember how good Brazil was?

We have this poo poo, Russia 2018, euro everywhere and then loving Qatar

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how does the current draw compare to what was possible?

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Didn't Brazil start pretty slow until it just got really crazy in the knockout stages?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Allen, Ramsey and Chester were all fantastic.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Third place qualifying has got to go

In the bin

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Chucat posted:

Didn't Brazil start pretty slow until it just got really crazy in the knockout stages?

netherlands spain though

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