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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I had to take a break and didn't see any of the games in the past three days. It doesn't look like I missed much.

These are the games:

RIVETING. All times are CEST because CEST is the only timezone.
Everyone except Bale and Hamsik is bad. England are just bad (no it's not coming home, gently caress off, drawing with Russia and beating Wales are not how you make it come home, you have other marginally less poo poo teams to beat, which is not happening), Russia are phenomenally poo poo because when all your players play in your domestic league being poo poo is inevitable and natural.

These are the group standings right now:

No one is safe. Even England can still technically end up one of the poo poo third-placed teams. Technically.

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jun 20, 2016

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

iSurrender posted:

If we wanna be pedantic (and who doesnt?!) the times are in CEST.

Good point, fixed the op op

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Russia: Akinfeev - Smolnikov, Ignashevich, V. Berezutsky, Kombarov - Glushakov, Mamayev - Smolov, Shirokov, Kokorin - Dzyuba
Why Slutsky keeps playing Smolov in Shatov's position is beyond me, but at least these garbagemen Neustädter and Golovin are not playing anymore.
Wales squad I can't find anywhere, but I assume that Bale and Ramsey will be playing alongside a bunch of other guys.

https://twitter.com/UEFAEURO/status/744946159387615233

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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poty posted:

spain played really well against turkey imo op

Counterpoint: Spain played.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Thank gently caress they're wearing the slightly less hideous kit

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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lmao

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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I said this already, but will repeat myself.

lmao

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Shirokov got an assist, so that's something

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Can we have Capello back?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Wait was that a shot on goal
Holy poo poo

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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sassassin posted:

I cried when Neil Taylor scored. Half from laughter.

should be 3 or 4

It should be more than that
That's some phantasmagorical level of poo poo that I don't think I've ever seen before

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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lol

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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This is the worst Russia team to ever exist

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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belgend posted:

worse than the 2014 team? cause i remember blegum playing in first gear and still winning comfortably

Orders of magnitude worse than that
Which I didn't think was possible at the time, but here we are

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Yup, that was most definitely coming

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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This is actually pretty funny: Wales is just maintaining possession like Spain do.

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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corpuscollossus posted:

I wish I could suck at my job for £3.5m a year

This is actually close to the average salary of a Russian international footballer.

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