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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I hope Wilshere's leg explodes and he dies.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

England's kit looks like a baseball uniform.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

belgend posted:

do england have the stones to win these euros (apart from the one on the bench haha)

Good god, why did you have to re-reg.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

These fuckin commentators need to get wilshires tiny dick out they mouth smh

The US commentators haven't even mentioned him, owned.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

now england need to win

I hope they fuckin lose!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

wicka posted:

can anyone tell me how to listen to an england-slovakia audio stream in the US?

Turn on ESPN.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Nah, he played Chekov.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That's a broken nose.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Imagine playing for your country in a major international tournament and your captain is Gary loving Cahill lol.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sturridge: a literal retard.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

What the gently caress is that tattoo on Bertrand's neck?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sturridge's decision making is loving shocking.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Wilshere with the first touch of a Ched Evans.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

lallana as an attacking fulcrum is a joke

England's midfield is a joke.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

England are loving shocking. It's a shame they can't make four subs and get Sturridge and the three in the midfield off.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bland posted:

its been better than slovakias by some margin and thats what counts really isnt it

Ah yes, the Special Olympics argument.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


The Tarbrush Kiss of Death™

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

RideTheSpiral posted:

theyve never watched football

Played, England have never played football.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

"Sturridge has been good." - A literal retarded person. He's been the worst player on the pitch not named Wilshere.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

slutsky was asking for it

Heh.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ianiniho posted:

we really need a new national anthem for the next major tournament

The old oval office has to die eventually.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Pissflaps posted:

Your mam's legs are open.

And England still can't score.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ahahahaha

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

tarbrush posted:

Clyne clearly wants his place back.

Holy crap that was bad from Smalling, looks even worse in slo mo

That's on Hart imo, Smalling should have gotten a shout from someone.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sturridge is poo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

belgend posted:

oh no slovakia losing one of their 40 defenders there

England still won't score.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eric "England Are" Dier

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Lost our creativity when Lallana went off. Alli and Rooney did nothing except try to shoot from 30 yards. Vardy anonymous. Bertrand criminally out of position. Wilshere consistently lost the ball. Henderson's set pieces are dogshit.

Only positive was Clyne, who won't get back in to the team over Walker.

England aren't very good.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

24 teams is stupid. Having a round of 16 with 24 teams is stupid.

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