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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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If it's ops mother I simply clap my hands and listen for the echo, then I run some calculations. :smug: :science:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Typical Pubbie posted:

I'm trying to get better.


one time when I was going down on a girl she farted in my face. It was kind of like your technique but in reverse.

Ah, the "hootie and the blowfish" :airquote:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I think you're supposed to get the other end of the double headed dildo to the back of your throat and alternate trying to say the words "wow" and "mom" on the labia and clittoris. I don't know I'm no scientist though. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Harmonica splits. :smuggo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Put a row of alternating deli slices on her legs up to her special spot and eat your way up! :smug:

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