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I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
Games today (Times are CEST):

Soon:


Later:


Group Standings:



Northern Ireland will try to win. Germany will gently caress around, possibly. I am expecting this to be a 6 bratwurst sniffs out of 10.

Poland and Ukraine. Unless you are from Poland or Ukraine, I am not sure if anyone else cares. Ukraine is as good as eliminated at this point. Poland is qualified.



Spain and Croatia might settle for a draw. Croatia is a temperamental team and may be looking for a win. Possibly an interesting match. Or not. (between 2-9/10 butt sniffs)

The Czech need to win to qualify. Turkey is a mess and it is as good as gone. May turn out to be an entertaining game with a bunch of goals. Don't hold me responsible if it won't.

At this point though, I do not think anyone but the Brits give a poo poo anymore. To them, it is the eternal question: is it coming home? Meanwhile, a bunch of players make a bunch of money while being horribly boring to watch most of the time.

I love cats fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jun 21, 2016

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beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

I love cats posted:

Spain and Croatia might settle for an equal. Croatia is a temperamental team and may be looking for a win. Possibly an interesting match.

Croatian fans oughta make it "interesting".

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I'm ready to press the Gomez button

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

I'm ready for #NIRGER

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
big red fist in a nazi face

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Paddy Power are offering 175/1 on half-time Germany winning and full-time Northern Ireland winning.

Alright it's pretty drat unlikely, but still seems worth £1.

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009
i'm just hoping for some löw scratch and sniff action

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

What is that kid doing in the background

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I think Spain will put up a goal or two then cruise control the rest of the match with infuriating triangles.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Northern ireland should get their own anthem, thats englands one!

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Phenomenal miss from Poland there.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

atomic gog posted:

Northern ireland should get their own anthem, thats englands one!

Only real countries get proper anthems :colbert:

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009
kroos made 218 out of 224 passes this tourny. drat good that

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Lladre posted:

I think Spain will put up a goal or two then cruise control the rest of the match with infuriating triangles.

Sounds great, OP!

Tuckiozi
Jun 17, 2012
Germany is a poo poo team and i hope they lose

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Come on guys

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Müller isn't having his best tournament.

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
Muller fucks it up, then Davis fucks it up during the counter attack action.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Müller said the other day that he doesn't mind not scoring, what he DOES mind is not getting any scoring opportunities. Wonder what hes thinking right now

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

beer_war posted:

Müller isn't having his best tournament.

I put a stupid bet on him that I regret every day.

Rockybar
Sep 3, 2008

Germany has got to be the most boring team to watch at this point

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
ESPN Irish announcer said the N Ireland took one for the team on that block, the color guy was crying laughing.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



so whats up with 3rd place? i guess the bigger size eh?

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

whiff

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
North Ireland kind of sucks

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
Howler Ozil.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

peanut- posted:

Paddy Power are offering 175/1 on half-time Germany winning and full-time Northern Ireland winning.

Alright it's pretty drat unlikely, but still seems worth £1.

Well the first part of this looks like a safe bet at least

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
But Boating was right, the guys getting good touches in the attacking third are not doing very well, statistically speaking.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
We should probably start scoring at some point

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Müller and Özil and Kimmich would have wanted to score that.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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And now a phenomenal miss from Ukraine. Wow.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

gently caress off God drat phew

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

awful

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Why is Germany so boring this year?

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
Gomez looking good with that Hitler haircut.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
loving lmao

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
Penalty area is packed with leprechauns. Germany passing the ball around. No attempts at high crosses.

Meanwhile, Ukraine and Poland are impressive at missing in front of the goal.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
strip them all of citizenship

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

O_O but also lol at the pace of the defence

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I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
Muller shoots wide. What a missed opportunity.

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