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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Got a hankering for some ice cream; you guys want anything while I'm at coldstone?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

pull the moosetracks longsword from the coldstone and become the man you were born to be

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gaunab posted:

Got a hankering for some ice cream; you guys want anything while I'm at coldstone?

chain ice cream store lmao no thanks

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Get me one of them fuckin', ughh, no, ugh, one of -- no hang on, if you could get me some ughh, ughh, whats it called, one of those, fuckin' ugh, ugh *clicks fingers*, oh gently caress ugh what is it, ugh, ffffuuuckkk. I can never remem- OH it's the one with the the, the red thing on the ugh, gently caress, the ugh, um, the side of it, the thing whatsitcalled fuckin' christ on a tightrope, ughm, ughm, ugh, poo poo, god DAMNIT I can't even remember what it's loving ugh called, poo poo, gently caress you know, the thing, the one the thing I like, yeah that one I got before, you remember, yeah that one -- Vanilla.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I want you to get brainfreeze ya goofus.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yea can I get a cheeseburger OP? Thanks.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

bradzilla posted:

chain ice cream store lmao no thanks

cold stone is good and u r dum

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


dash my head against the cold stones op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
try the ice cream OP

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
A pint of cookies and cream, OP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sure, i'll go for some warm cream

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
an over priced ice cream that was played around with on a rock please.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no but how bout you get yourself a clue while youre there

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
when i was a teenager i knew a guy named steve and he went to cold stone and he was fat and he got in an argument with another kid and he called him 'cold stone steve austin' which later became a famous joke, you heard it from me first

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
One scoop of vanilla in a cup.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Yah get me a "like it" cake batter w cherries, whipped cream, n yellow cake. Waffle Batter cone pls

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
the very vanilla milkshake is real good

i got diarrhea from it once too

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

extra stout posted:

when i was a teenager i knew a guy named steve and he went to cold stone and he was fat and he got in an argument with another kid and he called him 'cold stone steve austin' which later became a famous joke, you heard it from me first

fucken lol

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
when i was poor as poo poo working at a 5 guys there was a cold stone next door that i would buy shakes from every day that I worked. helped get through the miserable existence of working food service. my favorites were banana chocolate and the triple chocolate or whatever the gently caress it's called. after eating one of these nearly daily for about 4 months, I was reading an article online that mentioned that a large triple chocolate shake at coldstone is 2100 calories. :aaaaa: i mostly stopped after that (and slowly lost the 25 pounds i had gained from a diet of 90% shakes and free cheeseburgers from work). still, I sometimes feel like living a fat life might be worth having one of those shakes every day. :sigh:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

anglerfish posted:

still, I sometimes feel like living a fat life might be worth having one of those shakes every day. :sigh:

america.txt

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
yeah gently caress it, OP grab me a large banana chocolate shake. fat is beautfiul

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Gaunab posted:

Got a hankering for some ice cream; you guys want anything while I'm at coldstone?

Birthday cake with some peanut butter and marshmallows

I'll pay you back tomorrow left my wallet on the other internet

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Lemon sorbet with gummy bears. gently caress the haters.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Crazyeyes posted:

Lemon sorbet with gummy bears. gently caress the haters.

Sorbet from cold stone??

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I just want a frozen jar of peanut butter with chocolate chips in it and covered with salted caramel.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

A cold stone would make it a lot easier to trim my ball hairs.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
I'd like a rum raisin cone and please pick out the raisins.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
mint chocolate chip

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


YouTube says I should watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9Jus-L-m0

Why does it exist

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
please don't promote obesity OP tia.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
milk is poison to adult humans you stupid gently caress

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah get me a pizza op.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

4outof5 posted:

milk is poison to adult humans you stupid gently caress

the defective ones

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the defective ones

aka all of them

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Munsun posted:

the very vanilla milkshake is real good

i got diarrhea from it once too
You might just be lactose intolerant.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Ya I'd like an ice cream I can afford without having to mortgage my loving house.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

EvilJoven posted:

Ya I'd like an ice cream I can afford without having to mortgage my loving house.

pleb

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

EvilJoven posted:

Ya I'd like an ice cream I can afford without having to mortgage my loving house.

If you can't afford ice cream bc you have to make your mortgage payment then you shouldn't own a house so enjoy your foreclosure

Hth

E: heh that's a funny filter

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

EvilJoven posted:

Ya I'd like an ice cream I can afford without having to mortgage my loving house.

Dude it's like $5 for a special treat that can be shared.

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poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Can ice cream get you drunk? No? Hard pass.

Thanks for offering, though.

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