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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Snake Eyes

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Sand People



Replace staff with a hockey stick.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Haggis Magus

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Apr 29, 2008

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grack posted:

I'd literally kill for almost anyone other than the idiots running and owning this team. Do you think the Yakuza would be interested in another NHL franchise?

Gunna be a rough year for moral when most of the players are missing pinkies by the end of the season.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Nerve

The Las Vegas Trick Bypass

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Mob

The Las Vegas Double Downs

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Lounge Lizards

The Las Vegas Elope

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Chicken Hawks

The Las Vegas Hockey Hawks or just Hawkeys

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Dessert Kaniggets

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Meadows

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Vegas

Now I want a picture of Vega with little hockey sticks for claws.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Their mascot should be Donkey Kong.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Scob posted:

they should call them the dessert nights and have a big piece of cake for a logo

They should use the cake logo regardless.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Nighttime coughing sneezing and wake up to play hockey team brought to you by Benedryl

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Assinights

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Just go with the simple answer:

The Las Vegas Nameless or No Name for the product tie in.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Twinkling Titanites

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Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Chill Outs

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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I hope it's the 4th because that would be a nice birthday present.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Duke Chin posted:

whaddup scorpio bud I'm just before you :reject::respek::v:

Awesome. My dad's birthday is the 3rd as well. Saves on cakes.

The Las Vegas Surprise Knights

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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They're going to go a completely different route with Las Vegas HC.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Knights in Under Armor

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The junior team here is the Saint John Sea Dogs.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Craptacular! posted:

Las Vegas is a city. But of course the hockey team plays in Unincorporated Clark County, which is not.

"Paradise Township Desert Knights" is pretty boring though.

FTFY Don't want London getting upset.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Duke Chin posted:

The Las Vegas Handicap'ers

Uh excuse me Handicapablers.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Delay of Games

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Apr 29, 2008

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Looks like a black velvet painting - which gives me an idea.
gently caress the outdoor games - let's have a yearly midnight black-light glow hockey game.

I've been wanting this for years. Have the boards light up when someone hits them.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Las Vegas Concussion Like Symptoms

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Nail Rat posted:

I think what they should do is call themselves a different kind of Knight every year. Maybe even rotate them and they can call it the Year of whatever like the Chinese calendar.

Why limit yourself to the Silver Knights or the Golden Knights when you can have both, plus the Diamond Knights?

SPIN THE BIG WHEEL

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Should have gone with Golden Hordes.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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They should have had like three crossed swords or something.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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I like the Helmet but not the sword/star thing. They should have a gauntlet holding a mace.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Jamwad Hilder posted:

they should just not have a name. they can just be "Las Vegas"

Granted the Ducks and Leafs exist, but I have a hard time feeling intimidated by The Meadows.

I don't understand why they just don't just go with Nights without the K.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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They're just going to have a big wheel covered with names and they'll just spin it at the start of each season.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Toronto is going to be stuck with Bozak, Polak, and Hunwick forever. :(

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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The Vegas Piss Knights

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Also the NFL season ends in January, while the NHL goes on til April. I don't see how they'll conflict that much.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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-e- oops wrong thread

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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Powershift posted:

I think the next expansion team should be a gypsy team with no home arena that plays 82 road games a year. You could stick all the players nobody likes on there and laugh at them when they go 10-70-2

Put the arena in a blimp and fly to each city.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

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I could see Halifax eventually getting a team. It's about 4 to 6 hours from anywhere else in the Maritimes and the next closest teams are Montreal and Boston. It only has around 300 000 people but people will drive there for the casino so I bet they'll do the same for an NHL game.

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