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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Eric the Mauve posted:

Put me down for "an NHL team in Vegas will be a disaster and the team will be rumored bankrupt and/or moving before it's a decade old".

I mean, the Maloofs are co-owners of the team.

Justin Godscock posted:

Though Vegas has a much better ownership and arena situation than Phoenix and I'll watch a game there for sure.

I mean, the Maloofs are co-owners of the team.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Of course you/we are. Gotta build up that suspense and whip together a military-fellating 30-60 minute video presentation where the logo and name isn't unveiled until the last 5 minutes or so.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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GMGM on the rebound? Yeah you could do worse I suppose.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Makes you pine for the free-wheelin' halcyon days of Coach Totoro, does it not?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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hifi posted:

"the creator"

Oh my god, it happened. It really happened.

I already hate this team before it's even actually become a team.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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:tipshat:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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For sure.

...And couldn't you have at least waited until the goalie mask or the B's logo flashed up to take the screenshot, Lessail? Sheesh.





e: vvv :wink:

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jul 16, 2016

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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toe knee hand posted:

Yes but how does Vultures glorify the military?


:jerkbag:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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The Las Vegas lol You Paid $500 Million Just For Paperwork Saying "yeah I guess you can have one".

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Teemu Pokemon posted:

the las vegas creators

Duke Chin posted:

Oh my god, it happened. It really happened.

I already hate this team before it's even actually become a team.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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I'm down for a turtle-based team.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Stretch Marx posted:

The Las Vegas Hockey Hawks or just Hawkeys

Yeeesssss - we need a second team in the league with a purposefully misspelled name like the leafs :hawksin:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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E: ^^^^^ - around the time of the inevitable heat death of the universe



Man if only there were another city, maybe, say, in that big blank chunk under Vancouver, who could get their poo poo together and become the league's 32nd team but lol :shrug:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Schlesische posted:

I disagree.
Colours uniforms should be a mid-80s Adidas tracksuit.

^^ fixed

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Sports team owners are the worst.



That being said, dessert knights is at least interesting/not an animal so they've got that going for them :shrug:


Also gently caress you autocorrect I'm leaving it like that.:v:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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THE CREATOR: "Okay okay ffffine then how about Puce Knights?"

"...Mauve Knights??"

"OKAY FINE Plaid Knights and that's my final offer!"

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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The Las Vegas Automatic Weapons Firing Ranges

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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I love that quote about nighthawks still being on the table.

It totally reads like "yeah, that loving name is still in contention because some rear end in a top hat with no taste and too much money in the league office is forcing us to keep considering it."

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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The Las Vegas The Spice Must Flow

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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At this point that sin bin guy is straight tongue-darting The Creator™'s rim holy gently caress that's gross and sad.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Come on, fess up Lessail: this is really you, isn't it? :v:

https://twitter.com/SinBinVegas/status/771143678953828356

You can admit it - this is a safespace. You're amongst fellow hockey enthusiasts.

hifi posted:

Finally detroit (?) can make fun of another team for stupid banners
The Colts' banners are pretty rad hilarious, too:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/indianapolis-colts-afc-finalist-banner-2014-pathetic-andrew-luck-deflategate

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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toe knee hand posted:

The Las Vegas Creation.

The Las Vegas Secretion. :downsrim:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Kevyn posted:

omg, Sin Bin guy is goatse.

THIS.
EXPLAINS.
SO MUCH.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Nail Rat posted:

After the Sin Bin guy doesn't get hired by SB Nation, I hope he just becomes super bitter and ends up getting thrown in jail for stalking Foley

I predict this dude had ssssuuuuper thin skin and will probably have a Twitter meltdown most wonderful when he doesn't get the job and his expansion team does like all expansion teams and sucks. :v:


....unlike my original 6 team that totally didn't suck last year no siiiiiireeee!

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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whatis posted:

:siren: sinbin tell the creator to name the team the neon knights :siren:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Drunk Canuck posted:

It's lame they're going with Desert Knights.

The stylized alt logo is going to be a boring LVDK

what? for real? for really reals?





lol thank u the creator

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Nail Rat posted:

The Wild and the Blue Jackets were both officially named around 2.5 years before their first drafts. This team is going to be drafting in 9 months and the owner is still by his account registering fake names to throw people off the trail of what they're actually going to be called.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/nhl-vegas/bill-foley-admits-registering-fake-names-las-vegas-nhl-team

This is already the dumbest team in sports.

dogstile posted:

That's actually pretty funny. People have been speculating like crazy over the name, so a big "ha, fooled you" makes me laugh

THE CREATOR probably just threw a shitload of money at someone's stupid face and it's going to be Golden Black Knights after all because these sorts of folk tend to have all the bucks and zero loving taste. :homebrew::flaccid:


e: whoops got my shade wrong - so many different [X] Knights had been thrown around I forgot what the original was.

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Sep 15, 2016

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Make the Kings go back to purple and gold or stop slobbin' the knob of whichever LA basket/football team is popular at the time and choose their own colors.

Or slap em in Clippers colors :v:

e: wait, no, rams colors haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Sep 16, 2016

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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The Las Vegas You Both Have Thin Skin

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Nail Rat posted:

I still like Scorpions as a serious suggestion and wish he'd circle back to that.

lol that is dumb/echl as hell

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Now now guys, let's not forget the Maloofs are on board here as well.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Lessail posted:

Ask why everyone else only wants to poo poo on the team

:lol::lol: I'm thoroughly enjoying the gently caress out of this especially after how much you enjoyed trying to constantly e-poo poo all over Seattle/Hansen/Sacto kings thread/most things Seattle in general and how constantly wrong and misinformed about everything Sonics you always were - so watching you go meltdown mode on the slightest of Vegas jabs is hilarious.

:dance:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Look at all these not-Brass Bonanza answers.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Rotten Cookies posted:

On the other hand, how about someone just takes half the money I was gonna spend on tickets while I'm in Vegas, take me out back, kick me in the nuts, and call it a day?

...yeah it's called roulette.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaGxGbigzwM

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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thank u the creator



Is that sin bin dude or whatever still completely licking his boots to a sheen I can't bring myself to click over there.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Stretch Marx posted:

I hope it's the 4th because that would be a nice birthday present.

whaddup scorpio bud I'm just before you :reject::respek::v:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Las Vegas Krampus Knights

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Stretch Marx posted:

Awesome. My dad's birthday is the 3rd as well. Saves on cakes.

The Las Vegas Surprise Knights

I feel as though you and me... and your dad... under different circumstances... at a different time... could have been friends.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

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Schremp Howard posted:

The payoff of the delay is going to be even better when they go with something that is blatantly obvious/bland/totally loving sucks.

Of course it's gong to be this. It was never not going to be this.

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