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WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
once u see the basic futility of all endeavors all u can do is numb urself to the fact that u r an irrelevant and unlikeable footnote in a disappointing story, lmao peace

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Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Lol op doesn't even make six figgies.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
obviously youve never experienced true love

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Irrelevant? Maybe. Unlikable? Either you are a total scumbag or you greatly overestimate your audience.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Try jizzing on tits bigger then your head. Get back to me then, op.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i can never be truly happy knowing that millions of Native Americans were killed by disease or driven off their native lands in pursuit of European imperialism :smith:

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Try jizzing on tits bigger then your head. Get back to me then, op.

i usually j/o shirtless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

i usually j/o shirtless

Are you saying you jizz on your own titties that are bigger then your own head? :q:

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Are you saying you jizz on your own titties that are bigger then your own head? :q:

Yeah, sorry if that wasnt clear

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Everything's reducible to the simple act of chemicals. Rly makes U think

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
5 figgies maker here OP. Graduate highschool for now, it will get better my friend.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Pycckuu posted:

5 figgies maker here OP. Graduate highschool for now, it will get better my friend.

yet here u are, posting

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Is the man who is tall happy?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
lol if you want to be happy just be lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op is sad brains and can't control his mind/emotions lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SHISHKABOB posted:

Is the man who is tall happy?

Define "tall"

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Buy a pet OP.

Maybe a cat.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Enfield posted:

obviously youve never experienced true love

Love doesn't even exist – it's just a chemical created in the labs of DuPont. It was an accident while they were developing those spatulas that don't melt.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I sincerely love my dog but aside from that my heart is a long-extinguished cinder.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blue Train posted:

Love doesn't even exist – it's just a chemical created in the labs of DuPont. It was an accident while they were developing those spatulas that don't melt.

spatulas are probably the sexiest kitchen implement

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

VendaGoat posted:

Try jizzing on tits bigger then your head. Get back to me then, op.

VendaGoat you gotta diversify your posting god drat son.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

spatulas are probably the sexiest kitchen implement

Check out this guy who never came in a colander before!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

once u see the basic futility of all endeavors all u can do is numb urself to the fact that u r an irrelevant and unlikeable footnote in a disappointing story, lmao peace

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
only you can be the one to help yourself escape from an anime reality

naem
May 29, 2011

Enfield posted:

obviously youve never experienced true love

https://youtu.be/HeiSx5MNDvg

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

VendaGoat you gotta diversify your posting god drat son.

Dude, I have no problem attempting to jizz on "comically undersized, tits."

My aim is just complete poo poo.

Total poo poo. Couldn't hit the broadside of a porn star.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


it's possible for most people to be happy, just not me

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
😊 😚 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😜 😝 😣 🤑 🤑 🤑 🙃 😨 😧 😦 😭 😢 😩 😰 😱 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😻 😻 😻 😻 😹 💏 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👨 👨 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👨 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👩 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👨 💑 👨 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👨 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👩 👪 👗 👖 👕 🕶 👓 💨 💬 💭 👢 👠 👛 👝 👞 👙 💎 🐶 🐕 🐺 🐩 🐱 🐈 🦁 🐯 🐅 🐆 🐴 🐎 🦄 🐮 🐂 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐷 🐖 🐗 🐽 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐪 🐰 🐹 🐀 🐁 🐭 🐘 🐫 🐇 🐿 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐾 

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



being happy sucks I embrace my death

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
It's better to be distracted than happy anyw

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The OP's av makes me kind of think he's a for real pedophile.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Maldoror posted:

😊 😚 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😜 😝 😣 🤑 🤑 🤑 🙃 😨 😧 😦 😭 😢 😩 😰 😱 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😻 😻 😻 😻 😹 💏 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👨 👨 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👨 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 💋 ‍ 👩 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👨 💑 👨 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👨 👩 ‍ ❤ ‍ 👩 👪 👗 👖 👕 🕶 👓 💨 💬 💭 👢 👠 👛 👝 👞 👙 💎 🐶 🐕 🐺 🐩 🐱 🐈 🦁 🐯 🐅 🐆 🐴 🐎 🦄 🐮 🐂 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐷 🐖 🐗 🐽 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐪 🐰 🐹 🐀 🐁 🐭 🐘 🐫 🐇 🐿 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐾 

being a phone poster finally pays off

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the good we do dies with us. the evil echoes an eternity.


-gladitator

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i like to shoot basketballs at hoops while listening to podcasts. i also enjoy running, smoking weed, and having sex

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
drat for a turbosperg you really got your poo poo together

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

use a chain net so the ball doesnt go everywhere when you sink a basket

also make sure to lose your poo poo at strangers on the internet for no reason at all

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I carry my milk crate wherever I go so I always have a seat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I keep my stuff in there if I ever decide to skip town I can

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its important to be active

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