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Starring Johnny Depp as Harry Potter and Michael Keaton as Peeves the Poltergeist. Live action or stop motion doesn't really matter.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 15:55 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:18 |
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notZaar posted:Agreed, and it should have been animated Ina traditional cel style. For traditional cell style I would go with Studio Ghibli to make Harry Potter.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 16:03 |
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Alejandro Jodorowsky's POTTER starring Daniel Radcliffe nude for the entire film (but not in a sexual way).
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 16:04 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Everybody shits into the waiting mouth of the sorting hat to determine whether they will end up in Mercury house, Venus house, Mars house, or Jupiter house. Snape is a eunuch and Dumbledore beats Harry for misinterpreting his occult teachings. But he cries about it afterwards and Harry comforts him.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 16:11 |
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Harry Potter directed by Woody Allen starring Woody Allen as Harry Potter and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger his 11 year old love interest.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 16:15 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Professor Flitwick is played by a mute thalidomide victim in a burlap tunic. Voldemort is an androgyne who could be either man or woman.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 16:17 |
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Anthrovore posted:Didn't terry Gilliam almost direct the Harry Pooter movies? That poo poo would be rad as heck Except the first film would still be in production and 300m over budget.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 22:11 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Each movie in the series should have been someone different. This should be standard for multi part franchises That's how they did it, though. You have to specify that they be good directors.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 22:37 |
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Harry Potter directed by Wes Anderson featuring Bill Murray as Prof. Snape.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 00:01 |
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Wes Anderson's Harry Potter: A scale model of Hogwarts Castle sits center frame. The front of the model opens up and a narrator explains in voiceover about the castle's many secret passages and how the staircases move. Inside the model, intricate miniature doors and stairs open and move to illustrate. The living painting as are just played by actors sitting inside empty picture frames and no attempt is made to hide this.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 01:14 |
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Steven Spielberg irl wanted to make Harry an american. I was against it at the time but it would have been a small price to pay for a good movie.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 04:07 |
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Banana Man posted:Angelica Huston would be in it and I would watch it Angelica Houston as professor McGonagal. And yeah I bet Wes Anderson's Harry Potter actually wouldn't be half bad.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 11:20 |
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Serviette posted:What about J.J. Abrams? What would he do to HP sauce? "Lensius, Flarium!"
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 00:38 |