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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
they don't understand what poetry is?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
u cant like fuckin define poetry maaaaaan

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
triggered

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
My posts are poetry

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
AID'S is actually a good thing nowadays. It makes you healthy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

u cant like fuckin define poetry maaaaaan

I can. It has a rhythm. and a theme

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how in the gently caress is this poetry?

It's not. It's an active attempt to be poetic, fueled by the internet.

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."
page four ground floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LnMhy8kDiQ

:qq: i do not cry :qq:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yo, my poetry is floetry,
Hard enough to bow a tree
Hey brb gotta pee.

Slammed. :smuggo:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yo, my poetry is floetry,
Hard enough to bow a tree
Hey brb gotta pee.

Slammed. :smuggo:

example

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Man Russian slam poetry is weird

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think AIDS babies are worse than slam poetry and very sad

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i post in gbs
where the mods oppress
but its all ok
because I'm gay

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if you say it like sexualitayyyy it sorta works

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Celluloid Sam posted:

i think AIDS babies are worse than slam poetry and very sad

What about gaybys?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YshNl851lUs

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7Vss4GYks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Smash it Smash hit posted:

What about gaybys?

If they have AIDS it's bad otherwise whatever man be as gay as a baby gonna be

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Almost there

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i feel literal physical pain watching that

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hhhhhHHHHHHHGGGGHHHH

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."

here my friend this will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHFG4mraxk

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Linux Pirate posted:

*walks out on stage*

FFFFRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLPLPLPFPLPFLFPFLFFFTTTttttt plop

*audience erupts in applause*

https://twitter.com/yourdeadgayson/status/745759976526733312

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Iron Prince posted:

i post in gbs
where the mods oppress
but its all ok
because I'm gay

I don't think the mods oppress at all in gbs

in fact I may make my own thread about that

you dumb gently caress

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't think the mods oppress at all in gbs

in fact I may make my own thread about that

you dumb gently caress

Man I wish I could think of something so bad that i could say that even THIS post is worse than. Hm.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i really like these alternative looks at the world. it makes me think. it makes me huff gas. it then makes me think some more.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't think the mods oppress at all in gbs

in fact I may make my own thread about that

you dumb gently caress

heh just a little forums for you. ehh? ehhhh?
*nudges you with increasing aggressiveness*

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
looks good to me!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't think the mods oppress at all in gbs

in fact I may make my own thread about that

you dumb gently caress

this doesn't even rhyme??

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Would you rather, read another gnarleyhotep post or...



Have that boob rant person step on your balls?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

you should give up on poetry gnarly

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
let the beeffhour fly!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

satanic splash-back posted:

you should give up on poetry gnarly

That was beautiful

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I am so upset by all of this

let's do it again

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


meghan trainor is worse than slam poetry

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

ceaselessfuture posted:

I recently graduated from a useless lit/writing/philosophy degree,

why would you do this in 2016

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i post in GBS
Mostly poo poo I guess
They don't like the words I spew
Mods KNEW

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


*snaps fingers for iron prince*

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

iron prince posts a poem
gnarlyhotep retorts and calls him a dumb gently caress
smash it smash hit fires back at gnarlyhotep
and on and on it goes
but i dont cry

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