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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Horniest Manticore posted:

click some links! it aint our job to educate you

it is if you want me to agree with me you idiot

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Horniest Manticore posted:

because it EXISTS
and it SHOULDN'T

don't sign your posts

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Slam Poetry sure was cool when it was people rebelling against academia. Now it's used as some kind of self masturbatory ritual by academia to confirm what good people the poets are.

Never get old enough to know you're selling out. RIP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

4outof5 posted:

Slam Poetry sure was cool when it was people rebelling against academia. Now it's used as some kind of self masturbatory ritual by academia to confirm what good people the poets are.

Never get old enough to know you're selling out. RIP

what in the gently caress are you talking about?

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what in the gently caress are you talking about?

Don't worry about it ~

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
If you think slam poetry is bad, you should see their versions of 'debates' is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what in the gently caress are you talking about?
Stop frontin' like you don't know

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

4outof5 posted:

Don't worry about it ~

"gently caress my tight anime boihole" would be a great title for a slam poem

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

happyhippy posted:

If you think slam poetry is bad, you should see their versions of 'debates' is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

The apologetics for this poo poo is hilarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pij5Sg4_DY

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

happyhippy posted:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a second wave feminist,
Triggered by a speck of dust boo hoo hoo.

2nd wave feminists are in their 60s now, bruh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Cowens posted:

Stop frontin' like you don't know

I honestly don't know. Last night was the first time I ever head of it

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

4outof5 posted:

The apologetics for this poo poo is hilarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pij5Sg4_DY

is this guy trying to imitate human behavior or what

whats wrong with this creature

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

happyhippy posted:

If you think slam poetry is bad, you should see their versions of 'debates' is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

Did the judges award them extra points for each time they used the "UH!" sound?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

im gaye posted:

is this guy trying to imitate human behavior or what

whats wrong with this creature
I'd imagine the kind of person that'd work in any official capacity at the Cross Examination Debate Association would be a very special special creature indeed.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

*snaps fingers in gentle, polite applause*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I wonder what the prize money was for this and how these two proud white girls of color duped actual blacks out of it.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

I adjusted my Wifi antenna
Smeared Krazy glue onto my hand-a
My tumescent cock
Is hard as a rock
I peeled the skin off like a banana

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

interior semiotics

ok what do i win??

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

im gaye posted:

interior semiotics

ok what do i win??

this rear end.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra6qoHEDZH4

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Horniest Manticore posted:

made it three whole seconds

You are a stronger man than me

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

lol if ure not unfolding a scroll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY2-GRDiPM

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
GBS - by EugeneJ

I opened the forum
To gaze at the quorum
And clicked the first link
Because that was my kink

The situation was dire
I began to perspire
And just by odd chance
I then poo poo my pants

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
What exactly makes slam poetry "poetry".

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Did anyone post that menstruation and can of chili or whatever ~performance art~ thing yet?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Ka0 posted:

What exactly makes slam poetry "poetry".
Intent.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

PathAsc posted:

Did anyone post that menstruation and can of chili or whatever ~performance art~ thing yet?

no but i made sure to mention it

its a veritable ray of sunshine

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I vastly prefer the blood and semen collab that became a Metallica album cover.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

im gaye posted:

no but i made sure to mention it

its a veritable ray of sunshine

Cool, what a great piece of modern art.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

pretty much. poetry, like any art form, encompasses poo poo and brilliance. still, a lot of these things would be better suited to a moth storytelling thing, which is generally more tolerable than a slam since the element of competition is taken out. but of course they don't want to be simply storytellers -- they want to be poets, with all the cache that implies (though with none of the rigor it demands)

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

My bowel movements are poetry in motion.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Horniest Manticore posted:

pretty much. poetry, like any art form, encompasses poo poo and brilliance. still, a lot of these things would be better suited to a moth storytelling thing, which is generally more tolerable than a slam since the element of competition is taken out. but of course they don't want to be simply storytellers -- they want to be poets, with all the cache that implies (though with none of the rigor it demands)

I respect ability & skill cultivated over 1000's of hours of hard work. The passion that drove an artist to become a master in his field.

That's why a Renaissance or Art Nouveau painting will always be better than some "squares on a canvas" poo poo.

Yeah I get it, it's so deep man, but what about a show of skill ???????

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
i still don't know what the hell slam poetry is

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i still don't know what the hell slam poetry is

summer slam poetry

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


where does amateur improv sit on the "worse than AIDS scale"

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDxxtFrsy9s

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Oh Hell No posted:

where does amateur improv sit on the "worse than AIDS scale"

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDxxtFrsy9s

improv can sometimes be funny. and even when it isn't it's never straining to make some Significant Statement, which makes it easier to forgive

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

amateur improv, while horrible, leads to seasoned improv then to UCB so it gets a pass

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Decebal posted:

I respect ability & skill cultivated over 1000's of hours of hard work. The passion that drove an artist to become a master in his field.

That's why a Renaissance or Art Nouveau painting will always be better than some "squares on a canvas" poo poo.

Yeah I get it, it's so deep man, but what about a show of skill ???????

Modern art shits on Portrait Of The Duke Of Edinburgh 1643 number 12, painted after his fourth marriage to the Queen Of Wales, sitting on a chair looking stern

Monet and Picasso is where that poo poo is at

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

abigserve posted:

Modern art shits on Portrait Of The Duke Of Edinburgh 1643 number 12, painted after his fourth marriage to the Queen Of Wales, sitting on a chair looking stern

Monet and Picasso is where that poo poo is at

contemporary art on the other hand...

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I bend over to tie my shoe,
My miniskirt stretches,
Cum oozes down my inner thigh.
Who did I gently caress now? I think to myself.
But I don't even give a poo poo really.


SLAMMED! :smuggo:

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