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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
last summer i got drunk af at a bar and in a boozy klonopin blackout i signed up for open mic night, wrote a slam poem, and performed it about 10 mins later. i was told about it later and was sad that i didnt remember it at all :(

luckily for us all I was lookin thru the note thingy on my phone the other day and turns out i wrote and saved the poem!! it's an excellent slam poem and here it is:



Summertime and Staten Island is fuckin sleazy
Clove Lakes Park is gross
But when I'm stoned
It's nice and kinda breezy
A good place for my DOG
Good places
Wide open spaces
Spaces... for my dog
Spaces where he is FREE
to STOP and DROP his PEE
right next to a duck
He steps in mud
He eats a bug
He swats a turtle
He is a PUG
A pug in wide open spaces
In skeevy Staten Island places
Places where my pug can pee
He drinks from the stream
He pukes in the stream
Frogs gently caress in that stream
Man, gently caress that stream
gently caress that stream where my pug pukes and pees
Sometimes in the park I have to pee
But I can't because some little kid might see
But kids don't care when pugs pee
Pugs are free
Free to pee in all those cool and nasty places

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