Piso Mojado posted:

Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?

Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week.

Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters.

Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo.

Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday.

Me: Nooooooooo!