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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Welp, looks like WW3 has started
 
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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



 We're going to develop increasingly advanced killbots until they go all skynet on us, no joke

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

Zzulu posted:

my message got cut off tehre but basically to sum it up, the weapon makes everyone gay lol, and then we pork

The US literally tried to develop a "gay bomb" that would spray turbocharged pheromones everywhere and make the enemy ultra horny. Then we'd go in and kill them while they were busy humping each other and/or any nearby trees. It'd be like Jacob's Ladder, only with butts.

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Dec 21, 2008



 Yeah, it didn't work very well. At least that what they want us to think :twisted:

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

Rutibex posted:

if you have made a bomb that delivers chemical agents to the enemy, why not just, you know, kill them with poison?

I don't think you're supposed to do that anymore. People will say you're being too mean and get you in trouble with the war police.

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

Young Freud posted:

Okay, back home, this is Russia's nuclear arsenal and delivery systems as of 2016.

Total warheads are about 7,300 warheads and physics packages, usable or not.

Russia's ground based forces are 299 ground-based launchers, with 146 silo-based and 153 on mobile launchers, and a total of 902 warheads among them. The Russian navy maintains 13 ballistic nuclear submarines, with a total of 512 warheads among them. The Russian aviation wings have 93 Tu-22M Backfire bombers (10 warheads per plane), another 68 Tu-22M used by Naval Aviation as maritime strike bombers for use against naval targets (3 warheads per plane), 11 combat-ready Tu-160 Blackjack (12 nuclear cruise missiles per plane), and 55 combat-ready Tu-95 Bear-H bombers (can carry up to 16 nuclear cruise missiles), giving strategic bombers about 2,146 nuclear-tipped bombs and cruise missiles. That's about 3500 warheads that be used realistically in an engagement. And this isn't including the smaller aircraft, like the Su-24 or the Su-27, that can carry tac nukes or the reserves like the 10 Tu-22 that are sequestered in warehouses and bunker hangers. Half to thee-quarters of those warheads would be lost in an American first strike (ideally, most of the aircraft will be destroyed before taking off or intercepted in route), leaving the mobile launchers and subs to lie in wait for retaliation orders.

Thank you for the update Mr. Putin.

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Dec 21, 2008

Zombie Boat posted:

Can confirm. Currently sitting on a toilet in Florida at war with my colon. Send reinforcements asap

Fix bayonets.

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