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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

phasmid posted:

Thread already tricked me into going to reddit. Don't toy with my emotions please, just gimme a link or something.

there was his whole story somewhere and even pictures of their incredibly sad nerd wedding but I have no idea where to find them

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

City of Tampa posted:

lol that's the video game dude that got cucked so hard by his wife that he tried to become gay and even failed at that, I couldn't remember his name

holy poo poo, that is so weird. Because the OP story the dude specifically mentions that he kept the Wii in the divorce, but when Anthony Burch got divorced, his ex took the Wii

Do all polyamrous relationships end in disputes over Wii ownership?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gettin a wii to play together is probably the first thing all these dysfunctional gamernerdmisfit couples gravitate to first before trying cuck poo poo and open relations

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
theres always a wii involved

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Frosted Flake posted:

Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian?

That is the very same.

He talked his wife into an open relationship.

She started getting some, he was getting none so he decided he was bi.

Even dudes didn't want him.

Wife decided she didn't want to be with him anymore so she divorced him and took the Wii U.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Frosted Flake posted:

Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian?



all i need to know about that guy

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
All you gotta do is eat pussy

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
I started reading that article and I just want to say this person writes and sounds like the most generic yuppie fuckboi and it's painful.

quote:

With this epiphany, my heart erupts into urgency. All I can think: my camera. My tripod. I locate my bicycle on the edge of the perimeter and pedal madly back to camp. The light is orange by the time I return, panting for breath.

My god man have some dignity.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Doctor Schnabel posted:



all i need to know about that guy

One of their videos has a big warning at the beginning, it's like "This video contains transphobic language. We were ignorant of trans issues when we made this video and are deeply ashamed. Please stop watching if you may be upset"

At one point in the video someone says "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

quote:

Confusion flashes across her face. “You don’t seem married,” she says.

Her words puncture my heart. I look at her sadly.

“I know,” I say.

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Clipperton posted:

like what if you were in an iron lung or something and literally couldn't gently caress and gave your wife your blessing to get some elsewhere. i don't see why that would have to involve wearing her panties and crying while they pelt you with used condoms or w/e

There are cases, where the old way is, "Me and my wife have an understanding" I thinks where people are apart emotionally or the economics of breaking the house hold arent worth it. The take I've gotten from such things is that basically its supose to be a secret not blasted on social media. Like that goon said, man bones his secretary wify gets naughty with the tenis coach. I've met women who say that when a man whines about being in a sexless marriage that its all bullshit, and if the wife didnt care about sex she wouldnt care if he slept around because its not something she will provide. (No idea how common that is though)


Professor Shark posted:

I remember this- as soon as they got to the bedroom the friend turned into some sort of overly aggressive sex monkey and kicked the boyfriend away, right? I think that was posted in the same thread.

Oh god I remember that. Basically it was some university student that was studying music. It was clear he wasnt too into his girlfriend and wanted to get some action on the side. To do this guilt free he was pushing the idea of a "open relationship" to affect this he roped her into a MMF threesome where his girl and friend just took off and excluded him I think he described its as saying "hey we are both supose to be sexing her"

The girlfriend enjoyed it and is now okay with the open thing, he regreted it all. Then he learned that he didnt loving make a throw away account on reddit and his photo and social media details were doxxxed.


gently caress the ROW posted:

theres always a wii involved

lol "WE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY"

I think they are just adult children who should wisen up.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
step 1: buy a wii or wii-u
many steps later: polyamory with intent to posses the wii after divorce

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


That's my favorite part. That, or when he yells "gently caress!" when he learns that Cam knocked her up.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Dicky mouse posted:

To do this guilt free he was pushing the idea of a "open relationship" to affect this he roped her into a MMF threesome where his girl and friend just took off and excluded him I think he described its as saying "hey we are both supose to be sexing her"

lol good what a bitch.

I think those things can work out if both people are mature adults but you're right most of the time it's either attention whores or people with hangups/issues of their own trying to have their cake and eat it too.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Also just as an aside I hate this:

quote:

Upon their departure, Katherine and I retain an extra week for ourselves, with enough space to revisit “the question” once more: in the absence of biological children, what are we to become?

Such a weird mentality like do you love each other or what? Sounds like not really already.

Ugh this article gently caress you OP.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the best part is when he builsd a shrine (????) to their failed marriage and the girl keeps saying "i want to go home let me go home or im calling the cops" . he talks about his feelings in between

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Bruchs wedding is on youtube i think and its a sight to behold

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

the best part is when he builsd a shrine (????) to their failed marriage and the girl keeps saying "i want to go home let me go home or im calling the cops" . he talks about his feelings in between

loving half the goons are referencing the parody article as the real thing. This is great.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

WampaLord posted:

loving half the goons are referencing the parody article as the real thing. This is great.

What!!! I couldn't tell the difference

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

klapman posted:

"Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook.

lmao

His wife not only made the correct decision but should have killed him too

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

gently caress the ROW posted:

What!!! I couldn't tell the difference

The parody is readable

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

As I understand it, it is absurdly easy to get laid as a gay dude who is actively trying to get laid and doesn't have like a disfiguring skin condition or something, so that should really drive home the point of how unfuckable this guy is

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

quote:

Finally, she says: “I’m pregnant.”

My mind races. She and I hadn’t been intimate in weeks. There was only one other possibility.

“With Cam,” she finishes.

Ahahahaha

e:

quote:

Amid ongoing tears and the wreckage of our old life, she confesses her terrible dilemma: I don’t think I can love more than one man. Therefore, I choose him.

Ahahaha is this real

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

quote:

She was my One. Yet I struggled for years to reconcile my desire for others with the inherited story of traditional monogamous marriage. The hidden cost of monogamy, when culturally reinforced as the only acceptable ideal, is the unquestioned coupling of sexual fidelity with “real” partnership. Anything falling outside these norms is, at best, labelled an unwillingness to commit, at worst, condemned for hedonistic promiscuity.

God dude just admit that you never really were that into each other or that you naturally drifted apart especially once it was obvious you weren't going to have kids and you hosed up trying to save it with a moronic open marriage suggestion like that wouldn't just drive her away faster.

Pff what a cuc k.

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Roylicious posted:

lol good what a bitch.

I think those things can work out if both people are mature adults but you're right most of the time it's either attention whores or people with hangups/issues of their own trying to have their cake and eat it too.

you mean an open relationship or doing a 3 way?

I feel that all the sexy devient stuff should be done in your youth. I myself had my highschool girl friend come on with her friend (girl) and we all made out together, even did some 3 way french kissing. It was stupid and akward but so were we.

Turns out the other girl, was gay (honestly looking back I sense there might have been issues at home) and was using my pressence to make the girl girl stuff not really gay. After that event my girlfriend told me they stopped being friends because her friend kept trying to molest her, and she rejected it....

:smith: remembering this stuff has made me sad now

Hey can we get John Pop to weight in on this article

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Dicky mouse posted:

you mean an open relationship or doing a 3 way?

I feel that all the sexy devient stuff should be done in your youth. I myself had my highschool girl friend come on with her friend (girl) and we all made out together, even did some 3 way french kissing. It was stupid and akward but so were we.

Turns out the other girl, was gay (honestly looking back I sense there might have been issues at home) and was using my pressence to make the girl girl stuff not really gay. After that event my girlfriend told me they stopped being friends because her friend kept trying to molest her, and she rejected it....

:smith: remembering this stuff has made me sad now

Hey can we get John Pop to weight in on this article

Either/or.

You just don't hear about it because most of the time it is 40-50 year olds who have been more or less happily married for 20-30 years having some fun with each other and their friends and they don't spam it all over social media or rush to tell everyone how the monogamy culture is destroying them.

Although yeah again obv a lot of people are doing it because of their own issues (like feelings of inadequacy or fear of real monogamy or whatever) or because they're trying to save a failing relationship they just don't want to be honest about and pull the plug on. And that doesn't work out.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Roylicious welcome to the party my friend

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

quote:

Finding a life partner to navigate these treacherous seas becomes not just a romantic ideal, but a necessity. Without that, a precarious and lonely future awaits. Behind the staggering divorce rates and bitter arguments that often follow suit, a conditioned betrayal lies unspoken: you promised you were my One. You lied.

:jerkbag:

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
It's been 30 pages so I'm sure this has come up but have you guys considered that he was so awful in bed that her hormone production got dampened and then as soon as she started hooking up with other people she got her period again and got pregnant from that sweet Cam juice?

I feel like that adds another layer of 'what a pathetic bitch' to this person.


e:

quote:

Life does not feed life. Only death can do that. Perhaps this was the cost for her fertility. Perhaps love demanded the death of us.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
cuck? the female body has a way to shut that whole thing down

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Roylicious posted:

I started reading that article and I just want to say this person writes and sounds like the most generic yuppie fuckboi and it's painful.


My god man have some dignity.

Wife has a miscarriage? Eh she'll deal, gotta get to burning man brah!

Found a good photo op? Gotta race to the Schwinn as tears stroll down my face at the beauty of it all

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Roylicious posted:

It's been 30 pages so I'm sure this has come up but have you guys considered that he was so awful in bed that her hormone production got dampened and then as soon as she started hooking up with other people she got her period again and got pregnant from that sweet Cam juice?

I feel like that adds another layer of 'what a pathetic bitch' to this person.


e:

I think it was more that he was such a toxic rear end in a top hat the stress of dating him shut her fertility down.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"I don't even have the ability to be properly supportive and empathetic when it comes to one partner, maybe if I have a whole bunch no one will notice"

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Kung Food posted:

I think it was more that he was such a toxic rear end in a top hat the stress of dating him shut her fertility down.

that, or at least put her recovery from the issues caused by her eating disorder at a drat standstill

The people who are like "SHE WAS ON BC" are kind of.. missing the fact that she underwent fertility treatments and injected herself with hormones daily. Someone using BC to fool their partner into thinking they're infertile isn't gonna ACTUALLY do that.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

that, or at least put her recovery from the issues caused by her eating disorder at a drat standstill

The people who are like "SHE WAS ON BC" are kind of.. missing the fact that she underwent fertility treatments and injected herself with hormones daily. Someone using BC to fool their partner into thinking they're infertile isn't gonna ACTUALLY do that.

dude she went to fertility treatments when he was at burning man or wearing a guy Fawkes mask at some convention or otherwise not around

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

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Is there a corollary c ucking but for women? A chick sadly diddling herself while her husband bangs a model? I've never heard of that, but it seems like there are just as many sad women out there as men, so I would guess that something like that should exist.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Day Man posted:

Is there a corollary c ucking but for women? A chick sadly diddling herself while her husband bangs a model? I've never heard of that, but it seems like there are just as many sad women out there as men, so I would guess that something like that should exist.

There are four to six videos of this on the internet. Mostly husbands telling their fat wives that they want to show them ways to improve their sex life and the dumb wife agrees for their marriage's sake.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Ironically, burning man did change his life

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Day Man posted:

Is there a corollary c ucking but for women? A chick sadly diddling herself while her husband bangs a model? I've never heard of that, but it seems like there are just as many sad women out there as men, so I would guess that something like that should exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean

But the scenario you describe is a lot rarer for obvious reasons, a model isn't going to bang some sad sack of a dude but you're more likely to find some dude who's willing to stoop down to do a lardass for 15 minutes

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Brannock posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3ot2t0/i_48m_cant_get_past_the_disastrous_threesome_i/ I think this is it, it sounds very similar but a few details don't match up (iirc all three people were supposed to be in their 20s, the girlfriend was sexually naïve, and broke down crying immediately after the threesome)

lmao that this is apparently common enough that there are multiple stories with very similar event progression

Yeah this is different

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