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The OUYA port for Lemmings didn't include digger or floater lemmings and if a lemming stepped in a trap the game would crash.
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I like how wiiu first party games are still full price even some from drat near launch. Its a dead system lol
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Iron Crowned posted:I dunno, GTA4 was just pretty dull as a whole IMO. ...when a game series which started off life as a pedestrian murder simulator fails to be entertaining when you murder pedestrians with your car, you know they hosed up. All I really remember from that game was the cars handled like trash and characters loving phoning you up every 5 minutes.
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Jul 6, 2016 16:40
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Lisa seems good but its hard and very depressing
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Momodora III is so bland you forget you're playing it.
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Uncle Wemus posted:I like how wiiu first party games are still full price even some from drat near launch. Nintendo games are like that, it's ridiculous.
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The Space Tits point and click adventure game plays like it was a vanity project programmed by someone who knows nothing about coding or game design or pixel art. There is only one screen and most commands cause the game to force quit. 0/10 stars. I hate this game and I'm the one who created it. Also I'm the only customer.
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Applewhite posted:The Space Tits point and click adventure game plays like it was a vanity project programmed by someone who knows nothing about coding or game design or pixel art. There is only one screen and most commands cause the game to force quit. I need to know more about this game, as I like both Tits and Space
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Jul 6, 2016 16:55
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Iron Crowned posted:I need to know more about this game, as I like both Tits and Space It's just a videogame adaptation of http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721418 in pixel art style.
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What happened to your MSPaint thread about the realdoll with the anal plug recharger?
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Applewhite posted:Concentration Camp Tycoon was even more offensive than it sounds and I could never last more than two fiscal years without cheat codes anyway. That game actually exists, you got 0wn3d
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notZaar posted:What happened to your MSPaint thread about the realdoll with the anal plug recharger? I have it bookmarked but my art time is so limited I didn't want to bring it back until I could update it at least once a day. I figured people would get impatient if I only did one update a week.
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Applewhite posted:I have it bookmarked but my art time is so limited I didn't want to bring it back until I could update it at least once a day. I figured people would get impatient if I only did one update a week. I wouldn't worry too much there's always gelbooru if people get impatient
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Big Smoke's Crack FortressUncle Wemus posted:Lisa seems good but its hard and very depressing Lisa is a very good and amazing game but it's so technically flawed from beign made in RPG Maker it somewhat brings down the experience as a whole
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Jul 6, 2016 17:14
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wizards and warriors 3: visions of power was awesome and metal as poo poo, but wizards and warriors 2: ironsword was super poo poo and astoundingly punishing
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Jul 6, 2016 17:16
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bitmap posted:wizards and warriors 3: visions of power was awesome and metal as poo poo, but wizards and warriors 2: ironsword was super poo poo and astoundingly punishing is that the one with fabio on the cover
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Parallax Scroll posted:is that the one with fabio on the cover  yep
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bitmap posted:wizards and warriors 3: visions of power was awesome and metal as poo poo, but wizards and warriors 2: ironsword was super poo poo and astoundingly punishing yeah agreed! wizards and warriors 1 could be a little annoying at parts, but number two was just a loving chore. i never bothered getting past the stupid first mountain level, its 10x more frustrating than the forest level in W&W1 thank you, i have wanted to make that rant for 20 years!
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Rutibex posted:yeah agreed! wizards and warriors 1 could be a little annoying at parts, but number two was just a loving chore. i never bothered getting past the stupid first mountain level, its 10x more frustrating than the forest level in W&W1 and when you FINALLY stumble through the whole loving mess hoping that in your palsied springing around awful hitbox platforms enemies just fall on your sword that you hold forward like the hilt is attached to your gut, you get this splendid narrative ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p80BHp3qfAs&t=2609s
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Dragon oooh Bear huh?? Bird uhhh Frog wtf
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There's a simulation game on Steam where you can pretend you are Youtuber. You can play a game simulating someone who is talking on youtube about playing games. It's like a millennial snake crawling up it's own rear end in a top hat.
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natetimm posted:There's a simulation game on Steam where you can pretend you are Youtuber. You can play a game simulating someone who is talking on youtube about playing games. It's like a millennial snake crawling up it's own rear end in a top hat. And of course there's people streaming this game. It's like using that ouroboros as a cock ring.
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Does anyone remember the game Space Reavers III for the Sega Genesis? It's a top-down grid-based strategy game where you played the Captain of the last starship the Federation put out. It was pretty okay, except that because of the ratings system that was in use in the mid-90s they had to tone the violence WAY down. So literally every combat option was to try to make peace with whatever enemy you were fighting. Since the programmers had put this in originally, there was code in there to handle it. Unfortunately, it was always treated as a joke option and trying to make peace would inevitably destroy your ship and crew. Because they had to remove the combat options later, after they realized they wouldn't be able to sell the game at Blockbuster, they never had a chance to change that. So you'd always just die during the first battle. The weirdest part was that there was a Space Reavers I but not a II. Maybe II was Japanese-only?
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bitmap posted:is undertale actually poo poo or are you all just being cranky. I come off a huge contract in two weeks and I wanna play some games. The game is inspired heavily by earthbound. It captures the charming writing and characters aspect of earthbound really well but lacks any depth to its gameplay and is a very ugly game. It also lacks the size that earthbound had, you can blow through it in no time even if you talk to everyone. The writing is also a bit too touchy feely as well and that turns some people away. I bought the game because I enjoyed earthbound but undertale fell short for me. The writing is good but not quite my kinda thing and the game has little to offer past the writing. I would suggest LISA instead. The gameplay is closer to earthbound and it is at least three times the length of undertale. The writing is a rollercoaster of tragedy and comedy with some of the best dark humor I have ever seen. The game had me laughing at dead kids and suicides, I love it. Music is good too.
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bitmap posted:DIG bonding plant with KNIFE Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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The Skeleton King posted:The game is inspired heavily by earthbound. It captures the charming writing and characters aspect of earthbound really well but lacks any depth to its gameplay and is a very ugly game. It also lacks the size that earthbound had, you can blow through it in no time even if you talk to everyone. I liked Undertale but LISA had me laughing much harder
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CharlestonJew posted:I liked Undertale but LISA had me laughing much harder
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The Skeleton King posted:Red faction: armageddon. The best part of this game was the mini unicorn that shoots a rainbow death ray out of its rear end that you got to use as a weapon.
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Applewhite posted:The OUYA port for Lemmings didn't include digger or floater lemmings and if a lemming stepped in a trap the game would crash. ouyaaa no diggers -hulk hogan
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symbolic posted:i bought LISA on the recommendation from the Steam Summer Sale thread and the general consensus was "you will want to crawl into a ball and cry while playing", so i'm not really sure who to trust here its really funny but it does get super loving dark, like one of the darkest games ever which makes the moments where you're doing post-apocalyptic WWE wrestling that much better
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symbolic posted:i bought LISA on the recommendation from the Steam Summer Sale thread and the general consensus was "you will want to crawl into a ball and cry while playing", so i'm not really sure who to trust here The game is very brutal in its treatment of characters and can often come across as unfair, because life (especially yours) is unfair. It's also absurd enough to get some chuckles. I'd recommend it to anyone who sort of liked undertale but thought it could stand to be a little less up its own rear end.
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apparently pre-patch the permadeaths were much more prevalent, now they rarely happen and that kind of takes away a bit from the message dont savescum
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Undertale is to Saturday morning cartoons what Lisa is to MTV's Liquid Television.
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CharlestonJew posted:its really funny but it does get super loving dark, like one of the darkest games ever paco650 posted:The game is very brutal in its treatment of characters and can often come across as unfair, because life (especially yours) is unfair. It's also absurd enough to get some chuckles. I'd recommend it to anyone who sort of liked undertale but thought it could stand to be a little less up its own rear end.
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i once read a lifechanigng story, it was called Sans and Papyrus Smoke Weed
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did anyone say 'looks like the op just wasted another ten bucks!!' yet??
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extra stout posted:did anyone say 'looks like the op just wasted another ten bucks!!' yet?? nooner is immortal
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Zorodius posted:Alan Wake was a bad game, right? oh i loved it
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