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About 15 years ago I took an old roll of garden hose out of the garage on my shoulder and walked it down to the curb for the garbagemen to collect and I was wearing a black shirt. I walked back into the house and sat on the couch and was watching TV for about for about 20+ minutes when a tickle on the side of my neck made me reflexively bring my hand up which resulted in me knocking the black widow that caused the tickled onto the floor right in front of me. I immediately hit the roof like a cartoon character. That motherfucker must have been in the hose and was sitting there on my shoulder that whole time on the couch watching TV with me until it must have got bored with the show and decided to transit across my neck.
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just because one or two species of spiders have venom which can be either fatal or cause horrible complications (if left totally untreated for a long period of time) we're going to judge all spiders  if we outlaw spiders all spiders will be outlaws, and will thus possess guns when we ban guns; think about that
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Jun 28, 2016 15:35
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Where I live right now is a lower unit and there are so many spiders. At least one every couple of days - luckily I am moving soon to a 14th floor apartment where things should be better. The worst are these small, but loving thick as poo poo red spiders. They're so goddamn meaty.
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Jun 28, 2016 15:39
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more!!! more!
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Jun 28, 2016 17:32
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i hardly ever see spiders
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Jun 28, 2016 17:38
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I let funnel web spiders (American, not those loving AU things) live on my front porch. Sometimes they get really big and we give them names. I like them because they mind their loving business, eat bugs and retreat in their funnel if you get too close. Best spiders ever.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:04
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Millie posted:I let funnel web spiders (American, not those loving AU things) live on my front porch. Sometimes they get really big and we give them names. I like them because they mind their loving business, eat bugs and retreat in their funnel if you get too close. Best spiders ever. Is one of them named "Steve?" I would name one of them "Steve" because I think that's a funny name for a spider. Hey, OP, camel spiders, bro:   Sleep tight, boss.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:16
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garbage misnamed scorpions who don't even tail a shameful arachnid
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Jun 28, 2016 19:20
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Nooner posted:Huh huh huh hu-uh huh I was about to vomit because spiders and spider thoughts make me want to vomit, but then Nooner posted my favorite song. Thanks, Nooner. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:44
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got a Shower Spider today AHHHH you're not hanging out in the corner eating bugs at all you're giving me the Shower Spider how could you do this to me, the guy who did not murder you for like 2 weeks
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Jun 28, 2016 19:49
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psychokitty posted:I was about to vomit because spiders and spider thoughts make me want to vomit, but then Nooner posted my favorite song. Thanks, Nooner. You're a gentleman and a scholar. the fact shine thinks he is a bad poster tells me everything I need to know about shine I'd sooner have a whole mess of spiders in my medicine cabinets
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Jun 28, 2016 19:54
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notZaar posted:I live in a cold peace with my 200 spider roommates, although the only bug they don't eat are the ants those are what is actually pissing me off. When I lived near the equator I discovered the a-bomb for ants. Get a gecko. Get three geckos. Let those dudes free range around the house and you won't have spiders or ants anymore. Plus they're quiet and adorable. Robot Pride posted:Is one of them named "Steve?" I would name one of them "Steve" because I think that's a funny name for a spider. These guys are gross but they mostly stay to themselves at least. Can they even really climb? I just made sure my blanket didn't touch the ground at night so they couldn't get in the bed and cuddle up with me. I tried hitting one with a fire axe one time but it escaped under a hut when I was getting the axe out of my truck so I got cockblocked 
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Jun 28, 2016 20:07
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Wild T posted:These guys are gross but they mostly stay to themselves at least. Can they even really climb? I just made sure my blanket didn't touch the ground at night so they couldn't get in the bed and cuddle up with me. I tried hitting one with a fire axe one time but it escaped under a hut when I was getting the axe out of my truck so I got cockblocked Gettin a little wild there wild T
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Jun 28, 2016 20:31
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Robot Pride posted:Hey, OP, camel spiders, bro: Solfugae are arachnids but are neither spiders nor scorpions. They don't have venom, just bigass teeth. Like most living things they'll bite you if you poke them enough, but for the most part they are quiet and well behaved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvn2dYTWDs 
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Jun 28, 2016 21:11
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The Protagonist posted:garbage misnamed scorpions who don't even tail
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Jun 28, 2016 21:19
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Didn't read a single post but gently caress op in his scared little rear end. Enjoy zika botch
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Jun 28, 2016 21:26
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Replace all the spiders with much cooler and significantly less venomous and terrifying mantises imo
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Jun 28, 2016 21:31
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i want to GE a mantis with spiderfangs for claw spines
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Jun 28, 2016 21:34
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Aralan posted:Replace all the spiders with much cooler and significantly less venomous and terrifying mantises imo mantises would sting and eat the poo poo out of you if they could brb going to genetically engineer the spider mantis
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Jun 28, 2016 21:47
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The Protagonist posted:i want to GE a mantis with spiderfangs for claw spines you son of a bitch
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Jun 28, 2016 21:47
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:mantises would sting and eat the poo poo out of you if they could Mantises are cool and chill and don't piss gross webs all over the place, they just like to hang out and rip lesser insects to bits, genetically engineer me a mantis the size of a small dog so I can put it on a leash and walk it around please
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Jun 28, 2016 21:50
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Wild T posted:When I lived near the equator I discovered the a-bomb for ants. Get a gecko. Get three geckos. Let those dudes free range around the house and you won't have spiders or ants anymore. Plus they're quiet and adorable. When I lived on Sri Lanka we had geckos all around they house, I loved those goofy fuckers I actually never saw many spiders around the house now that I think about it, the geckos had no chance against the death swarms of fire ants though
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Jun 28, 2016 21:51
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Son of Rodney posted:When I lived on Sri Lanka we had geckos all around they house, I loved those goofy fuckers it's time to go loving nuclear on the fire ant menace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
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Jun 28, 2016 21:54
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Zorodius posted:every person eats 7 spiders each year, mostly during sleep. I find it easier to just get them out of the way all at once, and eat my seven on New Year's, and wash 'em down with a big glass of Tang (I don't drink). that's jsut me driving up the average by eating 49 billion spiders sorry for your tang
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Jun 28, 2016 21:54
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oh while we're on the topic of spiders, the spiders I did saw were jumping spiders, and they owned bones They managed to jump at prey while on the ceiling, it was like they reversed gravity and loving awesome
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Jun 28, 2016 21:54
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:it's time to go loving nuclear on the fire ant menace nice, they deserve it. They got me the very first day I arrived on the island when running around barefoot in a garden like an idiot we also had a couple of weaver ant nests in the trees, they looked like this  Once my dad knocked one down with a rake and I swear he was running away at full speed from the swarm that came after him and they almost got him During monsoon season I'd sometimes sit on the porch and see one of their retard bitch nests float past in the rain, oh how I laughed
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Jun 28, 2016 21:59
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:it's time to go loving nuclear on the fire ant menace I want some of those to put outside of my house as a warning to the other ants.
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Jun 28, 2016 22:00
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Son of Rodney posted:When I lived on Sri Lanka we had geckos all around they house, I loved those goofy fuckers  geckbroThere was always this big line of ants in the bar shitter going from a crack in the wall down to the trash can filled with empty cups and beer. Every time I walked in there would be two or three fat, lazy geckos just standing next to it chowing down on every tenth or so ant. I always wonder how drunk those ants and geckos were getting from living in an alcohol-based ecosystem.
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Jun 28, 2016 22:00
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When I was a teenager I got bit by a brown recluse in my sleep and I ended up with a big ol' completely numb black bump on my lower back that took like a loving year to completely go away.
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Jun 28, 2016 22:45
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I knew a girl at work that got bit on the cheek by a brown recluse while sleeping. It looked like a huge black eye you'd get from being smashed by an mma fighter. loving crazy looking
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Jun 28, 2016 22:54
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When I lived in Hawaii, everybody had geckos in their apartments, fighting the good fight against bugs whether you wanted them to or not. They did the spiders' job for them, and then chased down the spiders too. Having half the legs and a quarter of the eyes, geckos are also cuter than spiders.
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Jun 28, 2016 23:13
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:it's time to go loving nuclear on the fire ant menace Thank you for this. I've been watching aluminum castings of anthills for the last hour.
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Jun 29, 2016 04:50
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Spiders are good and they eat pests.
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Spiders are good and they eat pests. so do geckos n poo poo and they are WAY cooler looking. DEATH TO ALL SPIDERS
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Jun 30, 2016 05:51
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Geckos are little retards, same with all reptiles.
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Jun 30, 2016 05:53
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Geckos and Spiders are a+
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Jun 30, 2016 05:55
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Last summer I had a dry toilet(you poop in box, with ventilation etc and then dig it down). Flies kept laying eggs in my poop, and then I had a lot o flies. So I just stopped killing/throwing out spiders and let those mf's go to town on the army of flies. We became best friends and lived happily ever after. (Until I moved out) Tl:dr: Dont be a pussy, spiders are nice and kills annoying flies. They are also cute and dumb.
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Jun 30, 2016 07:04
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Zombiepop posted:Last summer I had a dry toilet(you poop in box, with ventilation etc and then dig it down). Flies kept laying eggs in my poop, and then I had a lot o flies. So I just stopped killing/throwing out spiders and let those mf's go to town on the army of flies. We became best friends and lived happily ever after. (Until I moved out) Like a catbox?
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Jun 30, 2016 14:34
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Geckos and spiders shouldn't really be at odds, dumb geckos eating their only allies in the war against bugs. Why don't they just make sure spiders get the flying ones, and geckos get the non-flying ones? Stupid animals.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:36
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Spiders are dumb little pussies. Wasps are the only thing that scare me. I disturbed a nest of hell cunts once when I was mowing and they rounded up all their bros and hosed ME UP. Got in my god drat pants and stung the poo poo out of my repeatedly. I took those bitches off and ran to the house nude, dong flopping around in the wind. Got inside and one was still in my shirt butt loving my man tits. I threw it off and he tried to fly away but I murdered him and decapitated his corpse and posted it on facebook. I couldn't find the picture but here is my dog fielding a work call I found instead.  edit: I found it... 
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