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there was this bigass spider in my garage once and I sprayed it with brake cleaner and like a million baby spiders jumped off of it and died in the puddle of brake cleaner too
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You're a monster and a fuckboy
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KomodoWagon posted:You're a monster and a fuckboy
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spiders are just natures way of saying "gently caress you!"
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I'm a fuckman 
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just ray posted:spiders are just natures way of saying "gently caress you!" i thought that was cancer
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i thought that was cancer nature says this in many ways 
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just ray posted:nature says this in many ways yes, its demonstrated by your face quite well
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spiders are cool i  spiders
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Hogge Wild posted:spiders are cool oh gently caress yea man, you get that loving cricket
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Hogge Wild posted:spiders are cool trap sprung
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I like to imagine all the people hating on spiders ITT to be flies screaming for help in squeaky little voices as I wrap them up tight in my gossamer web 
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spiders are raf but drat if the trapdoor doesn't still give me a bit of the willies
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Oh hey what's this weird coin on the ground. It looks ancient or Aztec or some poo poo let me pick it up gently caress. 
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Millie posted:Oh hey what's this weird coin on the ground. It looks ancient or Aztec or some poo poo let me pick it up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_spider
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Since moving to Utah I have been deathly afraid of coming face to face with a hobo spider. Haven't yet seen one, but there are fuckall hordes of wolfs in the cobblestone around our place.
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Hogge Wild posted:spiders are cool Anything that eats annoying crickets is a friend to mankind
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naem posted:Like a catbox? Kinda yeh, that 40's vacation house lifestyle.
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RIP Reginald, we loved you.
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You can thank Jonny Spiderseed, OP. North America used to be spider free but Jonny Spiderseed traveled far and wide spreading spiders all across the country. As his descendant I've made it my life's work to continue his quest. Whenever I enter a private home or place of business, I release several dozen spiders using hidden compartments in my shoes.
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OctoberBlues posted:RIP Reginald, we loved you. mods know [what happened to reginald]
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OctoberBlues posted:Where I live right now is a lower unit and there are so many spiders. At least one every couple of days - luckily I am moving soon to a 14th floor apartment where things should be better. Lol yeah right I get a billion ever summer. Fuckers can fly.
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in their youth they take up parasailing to travel far and wide
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Applewhite posted:Whenever I enter a private home or place of business, I release several dozen spiders using hidden compartments in my shoes. This just made my bucket list. Thanks.
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Hulk Hogan spider shoes have been on my list for years
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i didn't like spiders before but then I heard they eat wasps and those I don't like
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I had this weird dream last night about spiders. They had grown to the size of small cars and were intelligent enough to speak and join society. I couldn't get over them being pure evil though but was terrified that my fear of them would anger one into devouring me. One of them yelled at me that I was on the wrong side of history when I told it that spiders are inherently violent and will eventually kill people. It was a weird racist dream except they were spiders and not arabs. Then a small one tried to burrow into my neck and I woke up.
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tazjin posted:i didn't like spiders before but then I heard they eat wasps and those I don't like 
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one time I was in bed and I felt a tickle on my face and I thought 'oh no it's a spider' but then I thought 'no it's just a hair' and I was happy I didnt freak out then it moved again, turns out it was a spider.
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Cartouche posted:Since moving to Utah I have been deathly afraid of coming face to face with a hobo spider. Haven't yet seen one, but there are fuckall hordes of wolfs in the cobblestone around our place. Hobos are big and fast and ugly, but they're not a big deal. Their venom has never been proven to be dangerous, just a few "inconclusive" studies. I still put the fuckers outside, though.  
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BeefThief posted:pound for pound, spider silk is the strongest material there is. however it cant be farmed because the spiders always eat each other. That's why God created spider goats.
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