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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

nah, because people would actually vote for that jeb(!).

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
congrats, lifelong piece of poo poo john mccain. he has probably managed to make the legacy of a life dedicated to loving over people squeaky clean by doing one good thing at the very end, when he no longer has to deal with any consequences for doing so.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's probably the likeness and name of his actual pet cat

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Jul 1, 2007
he's a libertarian because he believes the free market demands the exact opposite of that

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's just a really passive-aggressive way of saying that she's repeatedly caught her husband jackin' it to interracial porn

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

heck yeah!!! let's kill hitler

a beloved folk hero already beat you to it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ammonia and bleach you buy at a grocery store aren't concentrated enough to kill most people. might cause permanent lung damage, but not death.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's the face of a killer

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Jul 1, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

holy gently caress, my 76 year old father just sent me this on FB messenger (because I have his page blocked) with the title "Lets make this go viral!!!1". What do I respond with? lol

apologize. if he asks for clarification, apologize some more.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

StashAugustine posted:

Who, as previously npointed out, probably had more progressive ideas about race than Hillary

dude hated colonialism, which is probably why he is on clinton's page of eternal enemies. too bad about the racism and general incompetence at running a hospital, though.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
middle school graduate's

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
huh, so there's like, multiple legions of doom?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
be careful, santa!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
who even owns horses in alabama nowadays? the white suburbanites and poor rural whites probably don't, so they might look at that and think moore is cooler than they already thought.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they search for the largest, palest man in all of england and make him king

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i agree, it definitely does too much for people like them. finally, some common ground!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was gonna post the hellyeah emoticon but that's some dumb purple ball and not a skeleton with sunglasses

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fey white boys go from having no women around to still having no women around but with worse haircuts. a good comic.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
thankfully, the tiny rich white men took that warning to heart and set the underclasses back against each other. problem solved!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

osirisisdead posted:

I am not an expert on this situation. I was not on the ground, nor was I privy to the logistical choices that the CF made to get resources to Haiti, but to play devil's advocate, how well could local orgs (gov or ngo) who were also caught in the middle of the disaster leverage raw cash contributions into fair market prices on the goods necessary to rebuild? If a local Hatian org doesn't have electricity and running water, having +$X in their bank account that they can't access because the telecom infrastructure hasn't been repaired isn't going to help anybody! I think that your surface level financial analysis is really disingenuous regarding the material contributions the Clinton Foundation money probably did bring into the country.

holy poo poo, the platonic ideal of neoliberalism

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Volcott posted:

The US still has huge loving problems, but we genuinely went crazy for a couple years there.

i'm glad that's all over and we are now firmly sane again

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Fallen Hamprince posted:

emptyquote to die instantly

it didn't work

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

Ok, what if we took a picture of Goku and had a word bubble where he's saying, "Me stay in America with all the honkies? No thanks, brother"

that's very convincing to people of all races, though

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
why can't we opt in to germany's neo-nazi filter?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

that kid sucks btw. he has a gofundme so he can buy little american flags and put them on the graves of dead soldiers. the dumbest thing in the world.

it's not like veteran cemeteries are lacking in tiny american flags. they are dumped on graves and then left to decay like all the other tacky junk.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

theHUNGERian posted:

Alright, which one of you was staffing the College Republicans booth at UCSB on Thursday morning, shouting: "Do you like Jeb Bush? Jeb!"

I was too slow to respond with: "Please clap." Better luck next time.

no one who staffs a college republicans booth has anything even remotely resembling a sense of humor. you witnessed the rare un-ironic jeb fan in their natural habitat.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i bet calling musk that to his face would make him hilariously angry

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think pence is physically capable of being constipated. his rectum's so stretched out that he has to have one of those hanging bags they put on horses in cities to catch the poop.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm not sure what you did, but clinton seems a lot more friendly and relatable there.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ah, a funk-e. i guess that embassy knows how to party.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

of course it doesn't matter. no one trump endorses wins elections.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Dreddout posted:

Why is everyone trying to ride hippos?

your mom's a very popular lady

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
make that a gang tag

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

lol, that dude has no future in american politics

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
good thing i don't own a hatchet

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he got owned so hard that he will never get over it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ha ha, what a silly invention. most people just use a convenient politician's face.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm dreading whatever dark secrets iron stache is hiding. he's too good to be true.

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Jul 1, 2007

logikv9 posted:

Hello Thread, I am here with a extremely limited time Very Cool Gift that you must act on ASAP!

What is it? I am talking of course about the tag to end all tags, the terror of the NRA.... various animals. But not just various animals, but animals with attitude.



If you want it, you have to do three things. If you gently caress up on any of those things I will laugh at you!

1. Quote this post
2. Write a post under that quote about what you would do with an Army of Aggressive Animals
3. Do this within 24 hours of this post!

If you do all three of these things, the tag will find a new home under your avatar (or username, if you are a filthy poor).

Why 24 hours? Because I am Extremely Busy and I don't feel like stalking the thread for eons to see who wants the tag! So get it now! But don't fret, if you lose out on this exclusive offer, I'll still give it out randomly because it's cool and it deserves to be seen by all.

i would buy little hats for them to wear and then use them to murder the walton family

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