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Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Swedgin posted:

I don't know what these are, but this one contains the TT coined phrase "Clinton Machine, Bill and Hillary" so I approve

These images are retro, they are all from when we were feeling hope:

Hilary: not the shortest

Frankly, it's not hard to see why, Obama was a Wizard:

OK, WE GET IT, YOU'RE FIT :weeps:

And Jesus, the previous administration:

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 21:46

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:28

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Should I even ask

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 15:48

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

https://books.google.ca/books?id=m1UEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA77&dq=You%20say%20all%20penguins%20are%20created%20equal&pg=PA77#v=onepage&q&f=false

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 01:36

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Volcott posted:

Star trek would never do that!

But two of the actors in the pictures are confessed Jews

And one is a Canadian

e: Wanna read a book titled "Eugenics: the slow kill"

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 14:32 on Aug 10, 2016

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 14:28

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

zoux posted:

Hell, I'm.

Why is porn and masturbation listed seperately

Also what the hell (heh) is a cutter? No Planescape slang?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 16:10

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

zoux posted:

Yall are sleeping on the fact that he's wearing an NO BLM shirt

It's weird how these anti-BLM people have religious-right leaning morals, every single time.

I noticed that but then I was immediately distracted by "NO YOGA PANTS"

Robot Pride posted:

Someone that has a compulsion to cut their skin (mental illness):

Oh, that. Even in a list that includes Yoga pants, I question its inclusion

"CUTTING IS A SIN. YOU ARE BAD FOR DOING IT!"

zoux posted:

Oh off topic but I'd like to compliment you on your extremely good airplane related posting.

I wish I had a cspam related aviation picture; this might do in a pinch.

https://i.imgur.com/dlEd5Cd.gifv

Yes, it's a flying boat labeled "public safety" nearly decapitating two people

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 20:08

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

SeekOtherCandidate posted:

is that guy in the middle of lighting a dart lmao

He's French, of course he is

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 03:30

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Rand alPaul posted:

How much of Hillary's recent "I hate the media" is based primarily on it working for Trump?

In fairness that the American MSM is garbage is something nearly everybody regardless of politics agrees on now

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 16:18

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

frankenfreak posted:

Possible 1024 [fnord]tag that poo poo

#attenadmins #breech #1024

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 22:39

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Action Jacktion posted:

At that debate Bush also suddenly said "Let me finish" even though no one else heard an interruption.

I remember the speculation at the time was that Bush was wearing some sort of auto-defibrillator for his heart condition that causes his fainting spells

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 20:41

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Rand alPaul posted:

If you ever want to see somebody owned in a debate, Joe Biden demolishing Paul Ryan is amazing

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 10:25

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Baloogan posted:

Nihilistic, burned out DnD poster realizes these graphs are bullshit?

e:

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 00:02 on Oct 17, 2016

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 23:51

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 00:37

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Lastgirl posted:

wow nice

diggin this one a lot

I think it is from the late 50s, but yeah, verrryyyy relevant in the final days of this god-cursed election season.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 00:56

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Condiv posted:

I really can see Trump as the narcissistic personality disorder lion

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 21:50

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Reminds me of a Zdzisław Beksiński painting. Note: get used to the phrase "Reminds me of a Zdzisław Beksiński painting", you'll be hearing it a lot

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 00:38

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Atrocious Joe posted:

I need the Cspam gnostics to help decode this for me

Could Hillary Clinton use her immense political clout to give herself less political clout?

evidently yes

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 03:58

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

exmarx posted:

This applies to a lot in this modern world.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 22:29

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

frankenfreak posted:

Given how people think of them it wouldn't surprise me to learned that Trumpists are actually borrowing fascist phrases just to troll people

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 02:57

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Trump winning was a catastrophe, but Hillary still deserved to lose

"We deserved this bullet to the groin instead of this bullet to the foot?"

Not trying to hassle you, genuinely curious

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 02:28

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

amazing that snl's take on hillary clinton in the 90's was "she's a horrible compulsive liar and her husband hates her" and in the '10s was "she wants to win real badly and here is her playing hallelujah on a piano"

Consider though what in 2016 Hilary was contrasting with

It matters, a lot

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 18:20

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

He goes on to note that he missed crucial developments in technology in the year 2007 because he was not thinking. By then he'd released three versions of his epic explainer tract, The World Is Flat, and therefore thought he could coast for a while:

"The first edition [of The World Is Flat] came out in 2005. I wrote an updated 2.0 edition in 2006 and a 3.0 edition in 2007. And then I stopped, thinking I had built a pretty solid framework that could last me as a columnist for a while.

"I was very wrong! It turned out 2007 was a really bad year to stop thinking!"

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 16:10

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Best case, lulz

Well, that seals for me.

E: I laugh now, but when Trump throws 2% of defense spending at anti-aging tech, some real advances might be made

Or not

To pursue serious "end aging" technology you'd need to invest governmental poo poo-tons into genetics research, and you'd probably find a universal cancer cure along the way, plus a bunch of other genetic disorders

It could be worse

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 23:52

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Get you one better

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 23:05

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

CubsWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/TrumpInaugural/status/814232716279304192

If the guy hasn't even started yet and everybody is all "but the other candidate would have been so much worse" - that's not a good sign

On the other hand:

axeil posted:

It's amazing that at least on paper Buchanan doesn't seem like an absolute disaster but then you look at what he did in his 4 years and jesus christ it might be the worst presidency in American history.

Nckdictator posted:

On paper Buchanan looks great. lawyer, veteran of 1812, 4 term congressman, senator, ambassador to Russia, ambassador to the UK, and Secretary of State. In practice though...

Add that half his cabinet was plotting against him. (To quote Grant's memoirs:)

"Meanwhile the Administration of President Buchanan looked helplessly on and proclaimed that the general government had no power to interfere; that the Nation had no power to save its own life. Mr. Buchanan had in his cabinet two members at least, who were as earnest�to use a mild term�in the cause of secession as Mr. Davis or any Southern statesman. One of them, Floyd, the Secretary of War, scattered the army so that much of it could be captured when hostilities should commence, and distributed the cannon and small arms from Northern arsenals throughout the South so as to be on hand when treason wanted them. The navy was scattered in like manner. The President did not prevent his cabinet preparing for war upon their government, either by destroying its resources or storing them in the South until a de facto government was established with Jefferson Davis as its President, and Montgomery, Alabama, as the Capital. The secessionists had then to leave the cabinet. In their own estimation they were aliens in the country which had given them birth. Loyal men were put into their places. Treason in the executive branch of the government was stopped. But the harm had already been done. The stable door was locked after the horse had been stolen."

QuoProQuid posted:

FREMONT AND OUR JESSE VS. "OLD BUCK"

lol, the joke is that fremont has a hot young wife while buchanan is an old gay guy who will probably die alone.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 23:51

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

etalian posted:

It must feed

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 17:50

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

poty posted:

When you consider the cost of the materials pennies are made of, it's actually a very good deal

If it's like Canada that's zinc and later steel

Pennies are too valueless for copper

Canadian nickels are where the copper is at

And do you know what dimes are made out of?

Nickel

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 00:07

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:54

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Pure Blaxplotiation posted:

This image fills my head with thoughts too beautiful for words

Trump, prerecording a long series of automated messages in case of revolt, emoting even though he's just doing them by himself in his office

Trump, going on a secret mission with a former Arab terrorist he has the hots for to murder his mixed race love child who's a slave in a rare-earth mine (so that his jungle fever never comes to light)

Trump, becoming deranged when Sisko gets the wormhole aliens to intervene in the Dominion War

Trump, eye-swvilingly insane and marooned in the desert with a wounded Sisko, arguing with him he's actually a good person because he didn't genocide all non-whites in North America

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 20:39

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Homeless Friend posted:

Bill expression there reminds me of

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 01:26

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Mariana Horchata posted:

I hope this was just trolling, otherwise lol

Lastgirl posted:

I remember this painting, it owns

I was thinking making up Trumpian captions for Zdzisław Beksiński paintings could be a thing, hopefully mocking a bit of the nihilistic negativity that the Trumpenreich has brought in.

A Trump cabinet member beholds the new prosperity of Trump's economic policy

^{maybe somebody can photoshop MAGA on that robe}

or

An emissary briefs an outsider on Trump's foreign policy, field, Virginia.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 17:21

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Jedah posted:

absurdly perfect

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 01:04

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Trump - Cleanest Skies Initiative 2019

"The scariest thing about this Trump appointee is her voting record on Women's reproductive rights."

Trump's department of Veteran's Affairs

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 02:29

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Fallen Hamprince posted:

Species without spines?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 04:40

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Japanese internment camps.

A bad policy that is not quite the same as operating death camps

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 17:01

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 00:53

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

A Handed Missus posted:

a real ~mastermind~

The Hobo of the King

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 19:09

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

mlmp08 posted:

I am using the most extremely tangentially USAF related excuse to repost this in another place. Because it owns.

https://twitter.com/hateshaliek/status/829097929080123392

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 04:02