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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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My question is why is there even such a big market for pistachios and almonds which are, let's be honest, poo poo-tier nuts. Is this linked to the global conspiracy to ruin cookies by putting almonds in them?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1089969335886594049

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1091492429004505089

Watch he'll somehow become president anyway.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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:effort:

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Conspiracy twitter out here sharing the whitest Obama I've ever seen

https://twitter.com/nthetruthis/status/1097762039064420352

It's not even wrong, just, goddamn look how white that Obama is.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Ah yeah also nuclear winter will counteract global warming so there's nothing to worry about really.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Broke: brands trying to be relatable on twitter
W... er, Double Broke: same thing but instead of brands it's the CIA

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1099844069092741121

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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jobson groeth posted:

Imma give Jesus some uncut communism



Nobody has ever been able to explain why the cracked paint on the wall is in the shape of a world map.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1101476574216499201

Ben Shapiro, the LeBron James of debating. You heard it here first

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

You won't believe what Marie Kondo says Israel should throw away!

5000 degree white phosphorus sparks of joy

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Just wait until he's signing stuff for earthquake victims and they can't tell the difference between his signature and the seismograph readout

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Fuckin Carnot cycle lookin rear end graphs



I guess the main function of economists is also to take useful work from a system and turn it into worthless hot air

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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jobson groeth posted:

"NZ Police now required to be armed due to the national High Security Risk level are putting flowers in their holsters to take the focus off the firearms."

I've heard of flowers having a pistil, but this is ridiculous!

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Gripweed posted:

I have extremely bad news about when that was published

I mean, the fuckers can't live forever, right?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Kly posted:

Its good to treat old people badly

The first time I heard the word "ageist" I thought "I agree 100%, young people do get discriminated against especially in the workforce when trying to find stable employment" then I found out it actually means discrimination against older people and gently caress that, why do boomers have such a goddamned victim complex.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/chrisapplegate/status/1127567102511071233

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1128131747638595590

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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"Dammit how did this get out; I thought I kept a tight lid on this story."

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Does Biden think ferment and foment are the same word

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Of course, Barabbas got immunity instead.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Well, if no one else is going to take the setup,

twoday posted:

I have never heard of a Pinyon Nut, are they still eaten?

I don't think they're very good... but that's just my a Pinyon.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Nice of this person to design a custom outfit for Ben Shapiro

https://twitter.com/im_your_density/status/1164648731318411272

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Is there a fuckin factory where they produce these guys on an assembly line or something? I swear they all have the exact same set of prepackaged beliefs.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Weird how they keep misspelling Cursed Flag Pins

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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1488 more like 13? 5-10

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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DoubleDonut posted:

Harold and Kumar go to White Supremacy

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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It's LF without all the people who were simultaneously harassing and doxxing people in Helldump.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Amazing, they've found the next level below participation trophies; the didn't-even-participate trophy.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Boy look just because the media's focus on the evil poo poo the Chinese are doing is blatant propaganda designed to sway public opinion to support the upcoming war with China doesn't mean that that aforementioned evil poo poo is actually good.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Might as well have a giant flashing neon sign saying "please poo poo on the floor".

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Here's some holiday cheer:

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1209676587240763393

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Here's a galaxy brain take:

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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We got ourselves a real Hari Seldon here.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Sweet emo band album cover.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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Plague-deserted cities and animals roaming the streets givin me a real 12 Monkeys vibe

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

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