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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh mothercuckers

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

12gaugelobotomy posted:

Curly fries and the Arby's horseradish mayo. If you get anything other than this your are doing Arby's wrong.

I like the arby BBQ sauce. It's good to dip the curly fries in

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

jackyl posted:

I injected liquid slurry in op's mom once and it led to a solid state that posts on the Internet

your mom is a fat whore

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
DUHHH FOOD DUHHHH INTERNET DUHHHH PORN DUHHHHH

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
that bacon ranch turkey sandwich thing is really good actually but it is definitely terrible for you

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i had a sandwich there like a decade ago and it was an enjoyable sandwich

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Dads love Arbys

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

redm posted:

DUHHH FOOD DUHHHH INTERNET DUHHHH PORN DUHHHHH

don't sign your posts

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Where's the goon that insists that all fast food makes them vomit and feel horrible pain because they're a baby bitch?

I know you're out there.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Honky Dong Country posted:

Where's the goon that insists that all fast food makes them vomit and feel horrible pain because they're a baby bitch?

I know you're out there.

There's quite a few of them

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Wafflz posted:

When OP's mom bends over it looks like a Big Montana.

This made me lol way harder than it should have

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

bradzilla posted:

don't sign your posts

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M SO MAD ON THE INTERNET NOW AAAAA AAAA AAAA OH MY GOD AAAAA AAAA ALL CAPS AAAAAAA AAAAAA SCARY CAPS AAAAAAA

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

walgreenslatino posted:

their meat is from plastic bags into which a liquid slurry has been injected and allowed to coagulate into a solid state, at which point it is sliced and served


That's so 2005.


http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/arbys.asp

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
I love Arby's because I'm a masochist that needs to be in a constant state of dehydration.











Get it because of all the diarrhea

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Gaunab posted:

your mom is a fat whore

wow, that's how you talk about your grandmother

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's likable enough, not in my top ten fast food places to eat; if people get it for me I'll eat it anyway. (Arby's: feel free to use this testimonial in a commercial or ad)

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
When I was defending them earlier, I should have disclosed that I <3 their salted caramel and orange creamsicle shakes and also the seasoned potato chips they sometimes make in the restaurant.

Radiohead71
Sep 15, 2007


It does come in a plastic bag. I would say it's the consistency of mashed potatoes (when thawed and ready to bake), but beef instead. The big beef blobs come in frozen. You thaw them out and then wrap in foil. The link said you bake them for about 3 hours (I can't remember but that sounds right). You can then either put them on the slicer or store them in the alto-sham warmer. I worked at an Arby's in high school and college.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
is the beef halal??

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

jackyl posted:

wow, that's how you talk about your grandmother

i'm not joking. your mother is a fat old cheap whore

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

John Stabb posted:

Curly fries are good, but that's a hard thing to gently caress up.

Large fries brother... Large fries...

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I make my own food, tastes better than anything I could buy and also isn't really bad for me. Try it!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

interwhat posted:

I make my own food, tastes better than anything I could buy and also isn't really bad for me. Try it!

Nah. Doesn't sound too appealing tbqh

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
For instance: get a pack of kaiser buns, bread some chicken breasts, fry them bitches, top with some thin sliced onions and bacon and melt some sharp white cheddar. Be high AF the entire time you're making it and boom- your life now has meaning.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Gaunab posted:

I don't know what some people's beef is with it. As far as fast food goes, it's pretty average. Plus they have mozzarella sticks.

A "beef". Heh. :rimshot:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You make your own food but still eat like an undergrad.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Gaunab posted:

i'm not joking. your mother is a fat old cheap whore

well she didnt knock your mother up so she's smarter than me

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

interwhat posted:

For instance: get a pack of kaiser buns, bread some chicken breasts, fry them bitches, top with some thin sliced onions and bacon and melt some sharp white cheddar. Be high AF the entire time you're making it and boom- your life now has meaning.

:yikes:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

jackyl posted:

well she didnt knock your mother up so she's smarter than me

your mom is a fat old whore but i hope after you guys enjoy some arby's while she tells you about her day sucking dick

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
does anybody ask for the "au jus" anymore, like its some high class establishment

excuse me fast food attendant teenager can you allocate us some AU JUS for our 5 for 5 dollar roast poo poo sandwiches
(do it ask them, its pretty good but its just like fat drippings just say hey give me some of that fat juice you fat gently caress)

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Every Arby's that I've been to plays Christian radio. I think I made a thread about that once, but it was bad.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

their roast beef is processed trash. it's a beef hot dog that gets sliced up.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

polio king posted:

their roast beef is processed trash. it's a beef hot dog that gets sliced up.

oh look at mr i eat good meat over here, get out of america get out of this thraead

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You make your own food but still eat like an undergrad.

Actually just made Thai curry lamb kabobs that cost me approximately 20 bucks for 5-6 servings and about an hours worth of time. My chicken sandwich was just a goony example these folks could relate to


You guys ever try Arby's The Big Mac? Extra good meat-patty and sauce is delectable

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

interwhat posted:

For instance: get a pack of kaiser buns, bread some chicken breasts, fry them bitches, top with some thin sliced onions and bacon and melt some sharp white cheddar. Be high AF the entire time you're making it and boom- your life now has meaning.

No see the recipe, while basic, sounds tasty enough, but adding on being "high AF" spoils it. Being high as gently caress makes everything taste life-changing. I'm in a near constant state of being high AF and I just put in a DiGiorno's and I can't wait the 25 goddamn minutes because even frozen it looked life changing.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Naw man you wrong. I've been making my own pizza dough (4 ingredients) and pre baking crusts so pizza is just sauce, cheese and whatever a way. But making the poo poo is the whole part of the high AF process. I can recall countless days getting high with a friend or two, driving around deciding what to eat, eating, feeling bloated and faded, pass out.

Here now you can blaze, prep the poo poo out of some food and enjoy and then pass out on the couch. Is there any direct advantage? Not really, other than the fact that you can be high, enjoy your high whilst also being productive, and not pay to feel like poo poo all the time.


Be high

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I get what you're saying and I love to cook, including from-scratch pizza, but it's getting off the sofa that's so hard.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Its true every arby's locatation has a horse in back who is force fed horseradish. Either Katelyn or Brent has to express the horse s seminal vesicals every morning to make the Horseysauce.

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