Family dogs kill three day old infant. Let's not make breed assumptions here...

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Tap water kills more people per year than any dog (including pits)

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 05:53

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snakeandbake posted:

good thing nobody around here ever drinks any

Or takes baths :grin:

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 06:07

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Statistically, you're more likely to be eaten by a pit bull if you own a pit bull. If you've got a pool, a gun, a pit bull, and a sink you've basically got like 20 second to live.

I have consolidated my pool, pitbull, gun and sink all into one.

Get on my level scrubs

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 06:23

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Hey lowtax

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 06:36

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

Okay, NOW we can move on.

Also just because your baby is currently un-murdered that doesn't mean it isn't going to crawl into a food dish and get its neck snapped in two seconds or something at pretty much any time.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 06:45

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Away all Goats posted:

that dog is clearly less than 50% pitbull

Lol this guy doesn't know what pit bulls look like

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 17:54

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Zahgaegun posted:

http://www.pickthepit.com

IIRC almost everyone gets it right, prob not what the author intended.

Yeah and lowtax dog looks like a typical pit???? :confused:

???

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 18:54

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Most people don't know this is commonly what pitbulls look like

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:23

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Millions of Crows posted:

You can own a pit bull or be a sane, non-hopeless trash person but not both. What does anyone need a pit bull for anyways? Get a rottwieler if you need a big threatening dog. I've known rotties to be loud and scary but never actually attack anyone. They drool and fart more than they bite, while once a month a pit mauls or kills someone. They're the AR15 of dogs.

Lol rots were the 90s murder dog get with the times idiot

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:33

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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

look at this niggas tongue

The pitbull terrier hypnotizes its prey with its tongue before it uses it lockjaw to snap your throat in half :pseudo:

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:38

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

all pitbulls were eggs once and the ones raised with love don't murder nearly as much. look it up

Listen to him, he is very wide

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:43

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:38

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ArbitraryC posted:

Like how the exact same people that will tell you that a greyhound is always gonna need a leash cause they will always be a flight risk even if they're well trained suddenly think evolution doesn't apply to their pits.

Yes, I like that too.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 22:01

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