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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bitter Mushroom posted:

do we get guns though? dealbreaker

I would legit love to own some guns, I just can't be arsed going through the hassle in the UK to get one and then only having my 2ftx2ft garden to shoot them on, thus upsetting the neighbours 6feet away who will call the police no doubt.

loquacius posted:

well given what just happened in the UK that's certainly not true for them :v:

bad news for Scotland though

There is a major reason Scotland wants to stay in the EU so much....they seem to be unable to do anything other than rely on North Sea Oil and UK handouts :tinfoil:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/04/scottish-economy-grows-far-more-slowly-than-uk-as-a-whole

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

boom boom boom posted:

I just figured out how we could make Britain part of the US, and let them keep the queen as their leader while still staying within the constitution's ban on monarchy. Just make her a high school football coach.

I'd happily dump the queen for a USA passport.

It isn't easy to OFFICIALLY emmigrate to the USA, despite what you guys might think. Australia, Canada, New Zealand....hell most other countries have a points system that any idiot like me can pass. America? No Sir. Even Corporate sponsorship generally only gets you a temporary working visa and not even permanent residency.

You guys even banned the UK from the Green Card Lottery :cry:

We would never do that in Europe as that is RACIST.

e: Added officially as I obey the law.

spud fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jun 29, 2016

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LGD posted:

No, you just absorb most of Britain as a state and create a set of treaties with The Crown that leave it a totally dependent but self-governing quasi-state with complete freedom of movement that consists only of it's properties like Windsor/Buckingham Palace/etc. That way you can still have kings, queens and all of the associated royalty for tourism purposes, but it has no bearing on the actual apparatus of government. Think of it like the Vatican. Or maybe an Indian reservation for royalty.

Buckingham palace is the most expensive house in the world (that noone can actually buy). If we joined the US, probably 50million people would move over and then the Queen would be left in her big, cheap, lovely house, all alone.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jBrereton posted:

"You can buy HOW loving MUCH for $400,000" - the Average Brit

This was me back when I worked in NYC in 1999, but lived upstate. It still holds true today.

LGD posted:

They can just turn it into a casino.

e:

Lets be real, the average American would be horrified by the execution of the royals and such a move would completely derail any movement for English statehood. After all, they're Just Like Us.

Wait, why did you introduce execution?

e: Oh that guy.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

never trust an elf posted:

Where does a British national consider the line between upstate and downstate New York to be?

I lived in Cold Spring for 6months and commuted to NYC. Your trains are poo poo.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

never trust an elf posted:

metro north? Yeah metro north sucks dick but at least you get to use grand central

Can't remember the train service, but yes, I commuted to Grand Central everyday. I still found it amazingly beautiful when I visited nearly 11 years later, but it's a lot better when you aren't running to get to work.

spud fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jun 29, 2016

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I will pay $10000 to anyone that will marry me, please help.

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