England 51st state

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > England 51st state

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I like nice even numbers so if we do this we need to merge the Dakotas.

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

loquacius posted:

It is in many cases a literal blast, fired from a gun

For England, merge the Dakotas. For Scotland, split Connecticut in half, half goes to NY and half merges with RI. For Wales, absorb Connecticut Island into MA. Continue in this vein as necessary depending on number of Ireland states.

There would be kings of at least Texas and California by now if there wasn't

jBrereton posted:

Merge the Dakotas for PR and the Virginias for "England" meaning England and Wales, imo.

Also does Hawaii still technically have a king or what? Maybe we could do a thing like they have.

Let a computer optimization algorithm partition the United States in the most optimal way given a weighted objective function that I tweak and then we will all live in State 0xA2, Sector 0x4F.

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