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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Hey! I'm about to order some Chinese food. Willing to spend up to about $30 before tax and tips, what should I get!?

http://www.austinsuperbowl.com/menu.aspx

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
General tsos dog

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ask them for Sushi and for extra Teriyaki sauce.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost
neptune's delight looks good

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

sum yung guy

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Order $30 worth of fortune cookies.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
JESUS CHRIST! Just order Kung Pao Beef ffs. Times 3.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Chicken with cashews. Everybody loves cashews!

Unless they have a crippling nut allergy, of course

spud posted:

JESUS CHRIST! Just order Kung Pao Beef ffs. Times 3.

Ew, Chinese restaurant beef is always overcooked and/or a bad cut. Try a different meat.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost
q: what is scrooge mcduck's favorite nut?
a: cash-ews

unfortunately he does have a crippling nut allergy. or did, rather. ripeace ya old scrooger

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Assuming that this is like any other chinese take-out hole in the wall place (which tend to be pretty uniform) you should get the Curry Combination Lo-Mein

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pththya-lyi posted:

Chicken with cashews. Everybody loves cashews!

Unless they have a crippling nut allergy, of course


Ew, Chinese restaurant beef is always overcooked and/or a bad cut. Try a different meat.

We aren't going for Michelin stars here, it probably isn't even beef.

Pork then. I don't give a gently caress. Just make it Kung Pao.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I've had their Hunan Beef in the past, it's decent enough. Standard stir fry beef affair.

No allergies! Allergies are for pussies. I might try the chicken with nuts (hehehe)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Nap Ghost
q: what did the chicken with nuts say to the chicken without nuts?
a: suck my drat balls

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a burrito

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
peking raviolis and pork fried rice.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

never trust an elf posted:

General tsos dog

First post, best post, always bet on The General

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Combo Foo Yung and fries, and then a couple of tubs of sweet and sour sauce to have as an entrée and dessert.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Kung Po Chicken

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Just get egg rolls and wontons (are those chinese?)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



get three chicken balls and then use them to do some fushigi

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Get those eggs boiled in little boy piss

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Get the chicken wings, chinese places almost always have good wings

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



The Goatfather posted:

Get those eggs boiled in little boy piss

quick before the chinese baby hatches

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

taiwan #1

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
beef w/ garlic my nuts sauce

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



hickory smoked horse buttholes

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Wow I can get a Happy Family for only 10.95

asian girls are cheap these days

keep honking im sobbing
Jul 30, 2012

a live chimp

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Piss eggs

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

SurfaceDetail posted:

Wow I can get a Happy Family for only 10.95

asian girls are cheap these days

it only lasts until the provisional green card is in hand


then you get accused of domestic abuse and she gets a permanent one even though she divorced you

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get dinner combo b

Comp-U-Shit
Nov 14, 2008
get beef and scallop delight op, that sounds pretty good

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
get the poo poo platter :newlol:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:newlol:

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Pork egg foo young, general tsos chicken, beef lo mein. Eat it all in one sitting.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
You'll order orange chicken or general tso gwailo

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

Hey! I'm about to order some Chinese food. Willing to spend up to about $30 before tax and tips, what should I get!?

http://www.austinsuperbowl.com/menu.aspx

30 dollars worth of crab rangoon.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

human beef

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