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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


So how many people forgot that Reid isn't running in 2016? :v:

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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 4: Following the 2016 elections, the new Senate Majority Leader will not be Mitch McConnell, but instead this person.

Chuck Schumer - 32
Meat Recital
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Riptor
Alfred P. Pseudonym
Phi Fi Fo Fum
Dolash
Junior G-man
Lord Hydronium
Rye
Chokes McGee
Ogmius815
Cliff Racer
Haschel Cedricson
Slaan
Yoshifan823
Adar
Salvor_Hardin
Super Librarian
ieatsoap6
Grundulum
Pinterest Mom
Brigadier Sockface
Cruel and Unusual
Ron Roenicke
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
FairGame
One More Fat Nerd
Capfalcon
MisterJed
Nessus
ComradeCosmobot

Harry Reid - 7
seiferguy
Necc0
Technogeek
whitey delenda est
bewilderment
AKA Pseudonym
Silver2195

Elizabeth Warren - 5
Quovak
SHISHKABOB
MaxNV
DemeaninDemon
HisMajestyBOB

Joe Biden - 2
System Metternich
Vegetables

Dick Durbin - 2
Aesculus
Alris

Jeff Sessions - 2
Reason
MaxxBot

ACES:

Paul Ryan - Coohoolin
The Zodiac Killer - tentative8e8op
Big Bird - Goldfish
Mike Crapo - gently caress HARAMBE
Ron Paul - Venomous
A Speak and Spell that only says "no" - Koishi Komeiji
Marco Rubio - DarklyDreaming
Actually, Still Mitch McConnell - StandardVC10
who cares? - Don We Now
Co-Defensive Coordinator of the most Beautiful Ohio State University Luke Fickell - C. Everett Koop
The Ghost of Strom Thurmond - Meatbag Esq.
Chuck Grassley - Grey Fox
John Cornyn - Budzilla
Nancy Pelosi - fade5

NO ANSWER GIVEN:

Gyges

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 4:
code:
Slaan - 105
Super Librarian - 105
Brigadier Sockface - 105
Lord Hydronium - 100
Dolash - 95
Cliff Racer - 93
Riptor - 90
Pinterest Mom - 90
Phi Fi Fo Fum - 89
Haschel Cedricson - 85
ieatsoap6 - 85
Capfalcon - 85
Adar - 83
The Iron Llama - 83
Nessus - 83
True Blue Triumph - 82
Grundulum - 81
seiferguy - 80
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD - 80
MisterJed - 80
Ogmius815 - 79
MaxNV - 78
Aesculus - 75
Cruel and Unusual - 75
Ron Roenicke - 74
Rye - 73
Quovak - 68
DemeaninDemon - 68
Chokes McGee - 66
FairGame - 66
Yoshifan823 - 65
AKA Pseudonym - 65
ComradeCosmobot - 64
One More Fat Nerd - 63
Junior G-man - 62
bewilderment - 61
Salvor_Hardin - 59
Alris - 50
Koishi Komeiji - 48
Reason - 48
Silver2195 - 45
Meat Recital - 40
System Metternich - 40
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 38
Budzilla - 36
MaxxBot - 36
Coohoolin - 35
Necc0 - 35
Vegetables - 33
fade5 - 31
gently caress HARAMBE - 28
Technogeek - 28
whitey delenda est - 26
Venomous - 25
Gyges - 22
Grey Fox - 22
HisMajestyBOB - 17
StandardVC10 - 16
DarklyDreaming - 12
SHISHKABOB - 11
tentative8e8op - 5
Don We Now - 5
Meatbag Esq. - 5
Goldfish - 4
C. Everett Koop - 4
Question 5: If Donald Trump wins the presidency and the Republicans retain control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
Haha did fade5 deliberately swap his answers for those two questions?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Why would the coordinators of OSU be in different parties? :confused:

Edit: Never mind I'm dumb.

Shangri-Law School fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jul 7, 2016

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 5: If Donald Trump wins the presidency and the Republicans retain control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words.

Build The Wall - 30
seiferguy
System Metternich
Necc0
Goldfish
gently caress HARAMBE
Dolash
Lord Hydronium
Venomous
Rye
Ogmius815
Cliff Racer
Haschel Cedricson
Aesculus
MaxNV
Alris
Don We Now
Slaan
Yoshifan823
Salvor_Hardin
Adar
Super Librarian
AKA Pseudonym
The Iron Llama
Cruel and Unusual
Budzilla
Reason
MisterJed
Silver2195
MaxxBot
ComradeCosmobot

Repeal Obamacare - 9
Quovak
Junior G-man
DemeaninDemon
Pinterest Mom
Brigadier Sockface
True Blue Triumph
Capfalcon
One More Fat Nerd
FairGame

Muslim/Refugee Ban - 5
Riptor
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
whitey delenda est
Grundulum
Grey Fox

Deporting minorities - 3
Coohoolin
fade5
ieatsoap6

Muslim Internment Camps - 2
Technogeek
DarklyDreaming

ACES:

relaxed libel laws - Meat Recital
Mandatory gay marriage - SHISHKABOB
God only knows - tentative8e8op
kill all Browns - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Abolish press freedom - Phi Fi Fo Fum
Launch all nukes - Vegetables
Ban all immigrants - Chokes McGee
M.A.K.E. A.M.E.R.I.C.A. G.R.E.A.T. - Gyges
No fat chicks - Koishi Komeiji
Trump businesses as sole government contractors - StandardVC10
Ban Michigan Football - C. Everett Koop
Leave the EU - Meatbag Esq.
All Guns Everywhere - bewilderment
Overturn Obama Omnibus - Ron Roenicke
"gently caress Mexico" - Nessus
gently caress the Poor - HisMajestyBOB

MisterJed
May 9, 2004

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Question 5: If Donald Trump wins the presidency and the Republicans retain control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words.

Leave the EU - Meatbag Esq.


I like this one

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The goons who get aces on all the Trump questions are the true winners :colbert:

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 5:
code:
Slaan - 135
Super Librarian - 135
Lord Hydronium - 130
Dolash - 125
Cliff Racer - 123
Haschel Cedricson - 115
Brigadier Sockface - 114
Adar - 113
The Iron Llama - 113
seiferguy - 110
MisterJed - 110
Ogmius815 - 109
MaxNV - 108
Aesculus - 105
Cruel and Unusual - 105
Rye - 103
Pinterest Mom - 99
Riptor - 95
Yoshifan823 - 95
AKA Pseudonym - 95
Capfalcon - 94
ComradeCosmobot - 94
True Blue Triumph - 91
Phi Fi Fo Fum - 90
Salvor_Hardin - 89
ieatsoap6 - 88
Grundulum - 86
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD - 85
Nessus - 84
Alris - 80
Reason - 78
Quovak - 77
DemeaninDemon - 77
Ron Roenicke - 75
FairGame - 75
Silver2195 - 75
One More Fat Nerd - 72
Junior G-man - 71
System Metternich - 70
Chokes McGee - 67
Budzilla - 66
MaxxBot - 66
Necc0 - 65
bewilderment - 62
gently caress HARAMBE - 58
Venomous - 55
Koishi Komeiji - 49
Meat Recital - 41
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 39
Coohoolin - 38
Don We Now - 35
Goldfish - 34
Vegetables - 34
fade5 - 34
whitey delenda est - 31
Technogeek - 30
Grey Fox - 27
Gyges - 23
HisMajestyBOB - 18
StandardVC10 - 17
DarklyDreaming - 14
SHISHKABOB - 12
tentative8e8op - 6
Meatbag Esq. - 6
C. Everett Koop - 5
Question 6: If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Clinton signs into law, in one to three words.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not sure how I feel about not being the most only one to pick "Muslim internment camps" there.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Super Librarian, you're mine! :argh:

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Technogeek posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about not being the most only one to pick "Muslim internment camps" there.
Technically DarklyDreaming's answer was "Terrorist Relocation Act," but the implication seemed pretty clear to me.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 6: If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Clinton signs into law, in one to three words.

Ban All Guns - 12
System Metternich
Coohoolin
Riptor
Vegetables
Venomous
Cliff Racer
Haschel Cedricson
Aesculus
MaxNV
Brigadier Sockface
True Blue Triumph
Ron Roenicke

Minimum Wage Increase - 8
Quovak
Lord Hydronium
Chokes McGee
Alris
Super Librarian
Budzilla
Capfalcon
FairGame

Gay Abortions - 6
Technogeek
Rye
Koishi Komeiji
Meatbag Esq.
Silver2195
Nessus

Immigration Reform - 4
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Ogmius815
Salvor_Hardin
fade5

ACA Expansion - 3
Necc0
Dolash
DarklyDreaming

Invade Syria - 3
MaxxBot
Reason
ComradeCosmobot

Reinstate VRA - 2
One More Fat Nerd
Cruel and Unusual

ACES:

suspend the constitution - Meat Recital
Bomb Libya - seiferguy
Mandatory gay marriage - SHISHKABOB
Expanded maternity leave - tentative8e8op
lovely half measure - Alfred P. Pseudonym
MORE EMAILS - Goldfish
Full Matriarchy Now - Phi Fi Fo Fum
Intersectional Wedding Bombings - gently caress HARAMBE
TTIP - Junior G-man
Corporate Whorery - Gyges
gently caress Trey Gowdy - whitey delenda est
No bills, only executive orders - StandardVC10
Actual loving budget - DemeaninDemon
Placate Bernie Voters (for the first and last time) - Don We Now
Okay Private Emails - Slaan
Free Pre-K Education - Yoshifan823
Trans Pacific Partnership - Adar
End Michigan Football - C. Everett Koop
President for life - ieatsoap6
Trans Rights - bewilderment
End to gerrymandering - Grundulum
Unlimited muslim immigration - Pinterest Mom
Private email required - AKA Pseudonym
Wall Street Bailout - Grey Fox
Student loan regulation - The Iron Llama
Abortions for all - MisterJed
gently caress the GOP - HisMajestyBOB

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
Disappointed that rename a post office did not return this year.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Alright, this is the highest I've ever flown but it all ends now.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
How did nobody else put down something about OK'ing her emails? :psyduck:

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Gay Abortions - 6
Technogeek
Rye
Koishi Komeiji
Meatbag Esq.
Silver2195
Nessus

These dudes know what's up :ocelot:

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
IMO those 3 shoulda been grouped.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 6:
code:
Super Librarian - 143
Lord Hydronium - 138
Slaan - 136
Cliff Racer - 135
Dolash - 128
Haschel Cedricson - 127
Brigadier Sockface - 126
MaxNV - 120
Aesculus - 117
Adar - 114
The Iron Llama - 114
Ogmius815 - 113
seiferguy - 111
MisterJed - 111
Rye - 109
Riptor - 107
Cruel and Unusual - 107
True Blue Triumph - 103
Capfalcon - 102
Pinterest Mom - 100
ComradeCosmobot - 97
Yoshifan823 - 96
AKA Pseudonym - 96
Salvor_Hardin - 93
Phi Fi Fo Fum - 91
Nessus - 90
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD - 89
ieatsoap6 - 89
Alris - 88
Grundulum - 87
Ron Roenicke - 87
Quovak - 85
FairGame - 83
System Metternich - 82
Reason - 81
Silver2195 - 81
DemeaninDemon - 78
Chokes McGee - 75
Budzilla - 74
One More Fat Nerd - 74
Junior G-man - 72
MaxxBot - 69
Necc0 - 68
Venomous - 67
bewilderment - 63
gently caress HARAMBE - 59
Koishi Komeiji - 55
Coohoolin - 50
Vegetables - 46
Meat Recital - 42
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 40
fade5 - 38
Technogeek - 36
Don We Now - 36
Goldfish - 35
whitey delenda est - 32
Grey Fox - 28
Gyges - 24
HisMajestyBOB - 19
StandardVC10 - 18
DarklyDreaming - 17
SHISHKABOB - 13
Meatbag Esq. - 12
tentative8e8op - 7
C. Everett Koop - 6
Question 7: If Hillary Clinton had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Democratic nominee.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Koishi Komeiji posted:

These dudes know what's up :ocelot:

:hfive: to you as well.

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
In retrospect, Chelsea Clinton would have been a good response here.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Oh yeah, its time to bomb...

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Cliff Racer posted:

Oh yeah, its time to bomb...
:yayclod:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Cliff Racer posted:

Oh yeah, its time to bomb...
:same:

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
Oh this is our first clear leader too.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 7: If Hillary Clinton had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Democratic nominee.

Bernie Sanders - 31
Coohoolin
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
seiferguy
Quovak
Necc0
Phi Fi Fo Fum
Goldfish
Technogeek
Junior G-man
Vegetables
Chokes McGee
whitey delenda est
Haschel Cedricson
Koishi Komeiji
StandardVC10
Alris
Adar
Super Librarian
ieatsoap6
bewilderment
AKA Pseudonym
Grey Fox
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Budzilla
Capfalcon
Reason
fade5
Silver2195
HisMajestyBOB
Grundulum

Joe Biden - 20
Meat Recital
System Metternich
SHISHKABOB
Riptor
tentative8e8op
gently caress HARAMBE
Dolash
Lord Hydronium
Venomous
Rye
Gyges
Aesculus
MaxNV
DemeaninDemon
Don We Now
Salvor_Hardin
Pinterest Mom
One More Fat Nerd
MaxxBot
ComradeCosmobot

Martin O'Malley - 5
Ogmius815
Cliff Racer
Cruel and Unusual
Ron Roenicke
Nessus

Elizabeth Warren - 5
DarklyDreaming
Slaan
Yoshifan823
Brigadier Sockface
FairGame

ACES:

Monica Lewinsky - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Head Coach of the most Glamorous Ohio State University Urban Meyer - C. Everett Koop
Vermin Supreme - Meatbag Esq.
Ambassador Stevens - MisterJed

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Don't fail me, O'Malley!

(like you failed everyone else)



ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
A lot of people super optimistic about Bernie there...

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

He might have gotten two Senators to endorse him.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

A lot of people super optimistic about Bernie there...
It's a sheep game and it's the obvious answer :shrug:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Ambassador Stevens - MisterJed

:drat:

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Question 7: If Hillary Clinton had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Democratic nominee.

Ambassador Stevens - MisterJed

Rip vilerat

Also, best Benghazi reference in a while.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Another reason to hate Bernie :bahgawd:

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Looking back, Joe strikes me as the obvious answer even though IRL he didn't stand a chance. Shocked anyone picked Bernie and yet it seems everyone did.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Poor MO'M loses to a guy who wasn't even in the race.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 7:
code:
Super Librarian - 174
Lord Hydronium - 158
Haschel Cedricson - 158
Dolash - 148
Adar - 145
The Iron Llama - 145
seiferguy - 142
Slaan - 141
Cliff Racer - 140
MaxNV - 140
Aesculus - 137
True Blue Triumph - 134
Capfalcon - 133
Brigadier Sockface - 131
Rye - 129
Riptor - 127
AKA Pseudonym - 127
Phi Fi Fo Fum - 122
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD - 120
ieatsoap6 - 120
Pinterest Mom - 120
Alris - 119
Ogmius815 - 118
Grundulum - 118
ComradeCosmobot - 117
Quovak - 116
Salvor_Hardin - 113
Cruel and Unusual - 112
Reason - 112
MisterJed - 112
Silver2195 - 112
Chokes McGee - 106
Budzilla - 105
Junior G-man - 103
System Metternich - 102
Yoshifan823 - 101
Necc0 - 99
DemeaninDemon - 98
Nessus - 95
bewilderment - 94
One More Fat Nerd - 94
Ron Roenicke - 92
MaxxBot - 89
FairGame - 88
Venomous - 87
Koishi Komeiji - 86
Coohoolin - 81
gently caress HARAMBE - 79
Vegetables - 77
fade5 - 69
Technogeek - 67
Goldfish - 66
whitey delenda est - 63
Meat Recital - 62
Grey Fox - 59
Don We Now - 56
HisMajestyBOB - 50
StandardVC10 - 49
Gyges - 44
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 41
SHISHKABOB - 33
tentative8e8op - 27
DarklyDreaming - 22
Meatbag Esq. - 13
C. Everett Koop - 7
Question 8: If Donald Trump had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Republican nominee.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

It's a sheep game :shrug:

True enough. :ms:

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
You know, in all seriousness, we had a real shot at seeing Ted Cruz as the nominee. That would have been a much more entertaining show than the trainwreck Trump's campaign has turned into.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Cliff Racer posted:

You know, in all seriousness, we had a real shot at seeing Ted Cruz as the nominee. That would have been a much more entertaining show than the trainwreck Trump's campaign has turned into.

Oh god you're giving me palpitations just thinking of the amount of Arzying that we would have seen.

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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 8: If Donald Trump had never existed, this person would have become the 2016 Republican nominee.

Ted Cruz - 29
System Metternich
seiferguy
KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Quovak
Necc0
Phi Fi Fo Fum
Technogeek
Gyges
Ogmius815
Koishi Komeiji
DarklyDreaming
StandardVC10
DemeaninDemon
Slaan
Adar
Salvor_Hardin
bewilderment
Brigadier Sockface
Grey Fox
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Cruel and Unusual
Capfalcon
One More Fat Nerd
Reason
fade5
MisterJed
Silver2195
MaxxBot

Jeb! Bush - 23
SHISHKABOB
Coohoolin
Riptor
tentative8e8op
gently caress HARAMBE
Dolash
Vegetables
Lord Hydronium
Venomous
Rye
Chokes McGee
Haschel Cedricson
Aesculus
MaxNV
Alris
Don We Now
Yoshifan823
Super Librarian
ieatsoap6
Grundulum
AKA Pseudonym
FairGame
HisMajestyBOB

Marco Rubio - 5
whitey delenda est
Junior G-man
Cliff Racer
Pinterest Mom
ComradeCosmobot

ACES:

Ben Carson - Meat Recital
Ted Nugent - Alfred P. Pseudonym
Genghis Khan (ok, actually probably Cruz) - Goldfish
Head Coach of the most Magnificent Ohio State University Urban Meyer - C. Everett Koop
Jimmy McMillin - Meatbag Esq.
Scott Walker - Ron Roenicke
Hillary Clinton - Budzilla
Adolf Hitler - Nessus

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