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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
oh man this sketch was great

if they did a series just about professor frink i would watch it religiously

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
These steamed hams bear a striking resemblance to the Krusty meme

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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That Robot posted:

oh man this sketch was great

if they did a series just about professor frink i would watch it religiously

professor frink professor frink he'll make you laugh he'll make you think

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like canned ham

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

And you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

criscodisco posted:

You have to dip the burger and bun in batter and get it immediately into the oil and it won't do that.

Yah maybe. Idk we just took a white castle slider, dunked it in batter and fried it for a few minutes. The batter was golden crisp but biting into the burger yielded mostly oil

Im not really trying to perfect the art of fried burgers was just loving around one day

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

criscodisco posted:

You have to dip the burger and bun in batter and get it immediately into the oil and it won't do that.

What if you used two long slices of bacon, and using a toothpick wrapped them around the burger and buns, so as to hold it together?

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gbs is the worst peoples

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

I own a commercial size Burg'r Tend'r.

It changed my life.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
ham steamed. so what

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

ham steamed. so what

What is the current exchange rate, considering brexit?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I have and the bun is too absorpent, it soaks up way too much oil

Make the bun outta onion strings. :burger:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ork of Fiction posted:

Make the bun outta onion strings. :burger:

omg

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ork of Fiction posted:

Make the bun outta onion strings. :burger:

:stare: would

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

AugmentedVision posted:

bad thinkgs:
-crusty
-make fun of tennis

wait wait wait

it's all starting to make sense.

krusty... Tennis....

KRUSTY WENT TO WIMBLEDON IN 1992

MODS KNEW

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

wait wait wait

it's all starting to make sense.

krusty... Tennis....

KRUSTY WENT TO WIMBLEDON IN 1992

MODS KNEW

at least someone is making a simpsons joke in this thread

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Y'ALL WANT A HAM?

or whatever that guys name was.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like canned ham

you think he likes ham?
wait til you see me like ham!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Grill your ham in a cast iron like a loving normal person!!!!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Iron Prince posted:

wait wait wait

it's all starting to make sense.

krusty... Tennis....

KRUSTY WENT TO WIMBLEDON IN 1992

MODS KNEW

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
you're an odd poster OP

but i must admit you steam a good ham

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
yeah, I could go for a burger now.

but I'm going to ask to see your manager instead.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have taken this idea and filed a patent, the trillions are mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5d4hH1CPQ

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4lnZr022M8

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Three hams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpyVEMnYTc&t=29s

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ape Fist posted:

STEAMED HAMS



Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

meme wasnt a word when he first saw that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
:eyepop:



gently caress OFF

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008



Ugh no

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

criscodisco posted:

I make and enjoy fried green tomatoes often, but green tomatoes have a completely different taste and texture from the classic ripe burger tomato.

I once went to this restaurant where the scrub-rear end yankee chef had fried green tomatoes on the menu only instead of actual (unripe) green tomatoes he used these fancy ripe green heirloom tomatoes and honestly it was all soggy and kind of sucked

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Yah maybe. Idk we just took a white castle slider, dunked it in batter and fried it for a few minutes. The batter was golden crisp but biting into the burger yielded mostly oil

Im not really trying to perfect the art of fried burgers was just loving around one day

Its a slider so I think the oil was already in there before you fried it

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

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