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whoflungpoop posted:yes but yalls is better Let me ask EN first if it's ok or not
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u can make burgs in morrowind but McDonalds wouldnt license the use so bethesda had to call them rat meat
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Jun 30, 2016 04:47
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peepin at this perfect morningwild character, well done op
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpaBEAkhx5s
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whoflungpoop posted:yes but yalls is better gulf coast supremacy yo, pacific's too cold for me knackers
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Jun 30, 2016 04:56
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*kicks back on the beach at galveston* heh yeah the gulf coast has the best beaches *gets coated with and killed by medical waste*
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AugmentedVision posted:I don't really think there's much "gaming", it's just that AFAIK there is no total caps on skills in TES games, so given enough time you can just max out all of them maxing stats is the hard part. you can only raise your stats by leveling up and you can only level up by raising your major/minor skills. 15 year-old me maxed out a character in oblivion and it only took me like 3 days so i think this dude sucks. e: sorry for making such an unfunny post in a thread like this
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Jun 30, 2016 05:31
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The spell he needs to use the console for is the one to finally quit the game.
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Iron Prince posted:*kicks back on the beach at galveston* i'm not talking about galveston fool. padre is great
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Morrowind was particularly easy to break with alchemy. Simply keep making intelligence potions and consuming one every time you make one and your potions will become more and more powerful. Get your intelligence super high (like 2000 or something) and make 'Restore Health, Fortify Fatigue and Restore Fatigue' potions. Now you can jump super high and never die for quite some time. Once the potion runs out you have to take another one though or rest else you'll have no fatigue. Thing was, this was something you could do quite early in the game.
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Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers? Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid. Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail. Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir! Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me. Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not! Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear. Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night! Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Tarkus posted:Morrowind was particularly easy to break with alchemy. Simply keep making intelligence potions and consuming one every time you make one and your potions will become more and more powerful. Get your intelligence super high (like 2000 or something) and make 'Restore Health, Fortify Fatigue and Restore Fatigue' potions. Now you can jump super high and never die for quite some time. Once the potion runs out you have to take another one though or rest else you'll have no fatigue. thats how people speed run the game in like five minutes i think your potions also scale in their selling price, so the potion you just described would be worth all the septims on the island alchemy was a tad bit broken in morrowind
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Jun 30, 2016 06:19
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Sheep-Goats posted:Muthasfucken Black LAbel Society,, FIRE IT UP I haven't heard this song since Guitar Hero.
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Jun 30, 2016 06:42
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this thread convinced me to blow a hundo for a turbografx 16 + 5 games on ebay
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Fried Watermelon posted:Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your game of the century
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Jun 30, 2016 07:27
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I'm glad he made his perfect Morrowind character.
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Jun 30, 2016 07:36
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I'm gonna lay out a super Morrowind secret that, I think, is safe to say now that it's been long enuff. I figured out how to become the head of two great houses at the same time! I know!! There is a bug where, if you start doing House Hlaalu quests for Crassius Curio right up to the point where you have to commit to the House, but then you go all the way to the top of another house, you can start the climb up Hlaalu again just by killing Banden Indarys, which would have been ur next mission (but you never committed to it!) Doing this is like tricking God. The greatest possible acheivement. Bettr than perfect.
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Jun 30, 2016 08:33
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Hmmmmm maybe I should reinstall Morrowind
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Jun 30, 2016 12:39
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I think i did every single mission in morrowind. I used the editor to make it so i could even do mutually exclusive ones. The most important thing is jumping everywhere
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Jun 30, 2016 13:52
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I applaud this person for having the tenacity to stick with the vanilla game for so long.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:31
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Morrowind, the game, it's bad and it sucks.
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Jun 30, 2016 14:38
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On one hand this is one sad fuckin' nerd. On the other hand I'm the idiot who keeps buying elder scrolls games then wondering why the gently caress I made that decision about 1 hour into playing. I'm not sure who's worse.
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Jun 30, 2016 16:20
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I just wish something else could capture that same sense of wonder and "holy poo poo there goes my life" i got as a kid the first time I played morrowind.
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Jun 30, 2016 16:25
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must've taken him v long w all that pussy
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Jun 30, 2016 16:26
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one time i hung out with the weird new guy at work and i went over to his house to smoke a bowl and he just played skyrim on his like perfect maxed out character for like 30 minutes and talked about all the poo poo he had and how powerful he was my feeble attempt at steering the situation away from disaster was to make a new character because duh who doesnt have a save file right outside the character creator in a bethesda game but i guess the multiple hundreds of hours he spent playing skyrim just went into one character and one save file i think i left after that idk i was so bored it was surreal
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Jun 30, 2016 16:30
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meh, come back when you've got the perfect kensai-mage dual-class for baldur's gate instead op then I'll be impressed
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Jun 30, 2016 16:34
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm gonna lay out a super Morrowind secret that, I think, is safe to say now that it's been long enuff. Yeah but you can only have 1 manor because that duke only has 1 land deed 
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Jun 30, 2016 16:38
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Fried Watermelon posted:Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your I had like 3? of the volumes in my bookshelf I liked bookshelves and display cases bc decorating manually was a pain like I had the alchemy room arranged with pretty bottles and flowers and then my lovely game husbandu came in all  and walked around on the tables knocking poo poo over who coded this why why
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Jun 30, 2016 18:49
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the only thing I remember from morrowind is that the crabs scared me and in every town I went thru I would steal all the cutlery and leave them as trail markers when I wandered
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A jihad on Cliff Racers.
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nigga crab pollock posted:one time i hung out with the weird new guy at work and i went over to his house to smoke a bowl and he just played skyrim on his like perfect maxed out character for like 30 minutes and talked about all the poo poo he had and how powerful he was i had this exact same scenario every day for like 6 months with a guy I rented with. Its like drat dude throw trackmania on that poo poo no one gives a poo poo about your gay elf alter ego Anyway: return of the morrowind thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jY66zHksLc
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Jun 30, 2016 19:10
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Roylicious posted:A jihad on Cliff Racers. 
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whoflungpoop posted:the only thing I remember from morrowind is that the crabs scared me and in every town I went thru I would steal all the cutlery and leave them as trail markers when I wandered lifelike
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Jun 30, 2016 19:17
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How come there are no Cliffracers in Oblivion or Skyrim ?? Did they get all annihilated by the volcano eruption ?? When is Bethesda going to finally implement adaptive radiation into the game engine ?
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Jun 30, 2016 19:21
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whoflungpoop posted:the only thing I remember from morrowind is that the crabs scared me and in every town I went thru I would steal all the cutlery and leave them as trail markers when I wandered But the crab was the best merchant... Decebal posted:How come there are no Cliffracers in Oblivion or Skyrim ?? Did they get all annihilated by the volcano eruption ?? St. Jiub the Eradicator killed them all between Morrowind and Oblivion.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:22
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whoflungpoop posted:the only thing I remember from morrowind is that the crabs scared me and in every town I went thru I would steal all the cutlery and leave them as trail markers when I wandered Finally someone is playing the game properly.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:45
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Zahgaegun posted:an online game lol look at this scrub who doesn't even know what Morrowind is!
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Jun 30, 2016 19:51
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Just hanging out at the House of Earthly Delights in Suran.
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