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hmm not sure if i'll tune into this. Genie Bouchard is playing center court at wimbledon in a tiny white dress and it has my full attention

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this Renato Sanches fella looks like whoopi goldberg

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lynch_69 posted:

Why are they applauding a terrorist attack?

they're in marseille

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what is "lol" about a goal being scored anyway? this should be expected. shows how crap soccer is people act like they saw bigfoot. we don;t "lol" when teams score touchdowns in the NFL

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that polish guy looks like a dollar store version of Berbatov

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This Renato Sanches guy is absolute crap

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Smirr posted:

Theres also no way in hell he's actually 18

yeah you can't trust these people

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Brony Car posted:

I'd like to see everyone laughing at Ronaldo do better. Put up or shut up.

good player on a bad team, one of the few playing for the flag on the shirt.. sad.

Not a racist guy myself, voting Sanders and watch quite a bit of netflix documentaries on the prison industrial complex.. but portugal should get more locals in the squad, not people from Angola or Bongoland or whatever

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everybody quoting me

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good athletic finish very well struck but he still gave away possession in his own half about 10 times already sorry i watch the full game not just the goals

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Sanches should wear sunglasses as he plays

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he was lucky to even get onto that, poor ball

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portuguese team are all effeminate divers and should be sent off

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what happened to Coentrao or whatever his name is, the Real MAdrid twink?

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Glik has the same hair that all the cool guys in high school had in 1999

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Poland look like the better team

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is there a more boring sport than soccer

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im wearing cargo shorts and i'm drinking a triple hopped belgian sour lambic IPA stout and me and my coworker and friend Doreen (used to be Doug) are discussing which nation was mroe racist and bad in the past and cant decide who to root for and we are just :lol:ing and :laffo:ing our assholes off at all these Ronaldo :qq: tears

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wow a dour draw with neither team trying to win. epic stuff. Soccer FTW

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this sport needs radical reforms and nobody can disagree

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Pissflaps posted:

what reforms would you like to see, op?

more goals. less standing around. more concussions

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saucerman posted:

And fewer immigrants and less race mixing?

now you're speaking my language!

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the fields should be maybe 20 yards longer or more.. teams should not just pack 10 men behind the ball this is honestly sick and a disgrace

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its no wonder europeans are a defeated people living hopeless lives allowing the globalists to rape them in every way possible when they have this crap to watch as a pastime. we need to export the NFL and beer and wine and wine coolers over there before its too late

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Alexeythegreat posted:

I just came home
Was the game bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXr-nLock7k

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i probably missed all sorts of erotic grunting and upskirt shots in the womens tennis on ESPN to watch this...

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FizFashizzle posted:

This would be the biggest thing to happen to Poland since they voted the communists back in after Solidarity.

sick reference, good poo poo thats the good poo poo

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Just abolish extra time and go straight to penalties

just kick both of these fuckteams out

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ChainsawCharlie posted:

People that consider baseball a national sport shouldnt really be throwing Stones while inside their big fat glass house.

oh did i hurt your soccernut feelings? even baseball is better than this dire plodding trash. Sad.

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get rid of penalties, flip a coin if its tied after 90 mins. even then these risk averse pussies would probably rather take the 50/50 chance then try to do something. just abysmal

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portugal have 9 behind the ball against poland

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if this was the NFL it'd be a thursday night game between the browns and jaguars, hell training camps open up soon

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Smirr posted:

Why don't we port over the sudden death rule from hockey. IMagine it. A goal in overtime would be worth it's weight in gold

they even had it and got rid of it. fraud fucks

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let 1 player on each team wear boxing gloves and he's allowed to punch anyone unlimited times, think about all the implications. this would be epic poo poo friends :D

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in extra time all the players are subbed out for women, and they have to remove an article of clothes every 5 mintues til a goal is scored. if Twitter SJWs didnt exist we could implement this

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in extra time you arent allowed to kick or touch the ball at all and each player is given a leaf blower to "blow" the ball into the net. Mexico would easily win the world cup

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let some local neighborhood kids drive a bunch of remote control cars all over the pitch tripping players and distracting them

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release just a shitload of stray dogs onto the field and see which players can take the heat

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lol huddle up and strategize uhh kick it into the goal lads *collects zillion dollar paycheck*

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