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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > My Journey to a Table at the Cheesecake Factory is not Going So Well
 
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 As you approach the cavernous hall you hear the clinking of hammers on machinery in the bowels of the restaraunt. Deep beneath the crust of the earth well-paid dwarves toil ceaselessly above pits of magma to extract the finest sugar crystals and creamiest cheeses. You hear the creaking of a colossal conveyor belt which transports raw materials to the factory floor, eventually reaching old Chinese women who assemble a Cheesecake so fast you can't see their hand (singular - the other is holding a cigarette she puffs gracefully) move. You remember the words of the village elder - that poor boy, swept away by a flooding river of sweet cheese, dragged in to the pits of this... den of evil.

The dungeon's name flashes in bold gothic font on the center of the screen- THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY

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