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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > My Journey to a Table at the Cheesecake Factory is not Going So Well
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

safety warning stickers on the factory machines show fingers being crushed and limbs removed by a cartoon cheesecake

One of the best warning stickers I ever saw was on a hay bailer before the age of smartphones. It had your typical stick figure dude but with a cowboy hat next to the open machine, and in the next frame his legs were sticking out of the closed machine and his hat was on the ground. The 88 year old WW2 vet who owned the farm said, "You gotta be careful around that machine, yeah? It can knock your hat off."

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