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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

i want to have a child so that some day we can have this exchange:

"dad, want to hear a joke?"
"sure, son."
"9/11"

then we lol

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 04:05

# ¿ May 19, 2024 08:45

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

your child wont know what 9/11 is, he will be too busy WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET

cool we can do that together

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 04:07

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

i hope your son tells you it was 911 and not 9/11

"God, DAD, that's Public Enemy. Don't you know anything??"

im not making a reference to the public enemy song im saying the event, wherein planes flew into the twin towers, dubbed 9/11, is funny.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 04:39

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 04:58

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

when are is your cum going to shoot into and then seep out of our baby girl's pussy hole

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 06:31

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

we will be so happy when we know that your balls unleashed a load that penetrated deeply up into our daughters insides

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 06:32

# ¿ May 19, 2024 08:45

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Reasons to have children:
1. weed
2.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 07:37

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