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Life is poo poo, but there are always things we can do to make it slightly more tolerable to those we come into contact every day. What have you done to not make life actively horrible for other people today?
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Jul 1, 2016 19:17
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Did a courtesy flush at the truck stop. 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:19
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I put on deodorant and I stopped masturbating in public.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:22
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these are unironically good answers. life is garbage
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Jul 1, 2016 19:23
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I had two eggs sunny side up and 3 sausage links and a Monster Energy drink for breakfast.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:23
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I held in a fart for like 20 minutes until my coworker left so they didn't have to smell my fart.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:23
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Chinatown posted:I had two eggs sunny side up and 3 sausage links and a Monster Energy drink for breakfast. Hmmmm I would rather you have had bacon, hard boiled, and an orange juice. This is going to bother me now. 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:25
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VendaGoat posted:I put on deodorant and I stopped masturbating in public. Well that's ruined my day.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:27
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I ahd some breakfast and then fish for lunch
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Jul 1, 2016 19:27
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Jul 1, 2016 19:27
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I put a hotdog through the middle of a donut and called it a sandwich. 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:28
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Sunswipe posted:Well that's ruined my day. Can't please everyone.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:30
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i played piano for my aunt ive been practicing loads lately and she liked it a lot
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Jul 1, 2016 19:30
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:hard boiled gently caress u
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Jul 1, 2016 19:43
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This morning I listened to Brahms sonata for piano and cello no. 2 op.99 with the result that when I went outside this afternoon I smiled warmly at everyone I passed and not just cats and dogs like I usually do 
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Jul 1, 2016 19:44
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I've been around over a few decades and have not murdered or seriously harmed anyone. As far as I know.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:48
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I am polite and nice to all those around me. Also, I ate my wife's pussy.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:52
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i fed a goose but it was a trap cuz once it got close i grabbed it by its long-rear end neck and shook the gently caress out of it
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Jul 1, 2016 19:55
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gently caress geese imo
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Jul 1, 2016 19:55
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I picked up some orange juice for Sunday brunch
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Jul 1, 2016 19:58
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Brought a whole bunch of cookies for my department, since it was my last day interning.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:59
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Sat alone in the house all day.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:04
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I sent my dick pic to a bunch of random numbers to brighten up their day.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:05
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No. 6 posted:I am polite and nice to all those around me. Also, I ate my wife's pussy. Same here 
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Jul 1, 2016 20:08
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Vastarien posted:Sat alone in the house all day. Noticed that vastarien's av is from an old skinny puppy record cover and posted the same
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Jul 1, 2016 20:11
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I started going to a personal trainer and eating better, so I will be looking even sexier than usual. Also, I will be getting a bunch of people high on MDMA later tonight. Also, I called my mom.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:11
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Called the police on a homeless, he was really making the neighborhood look trashy
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Jul 1, 2016 20:13
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I considered doing a few nice things, which remain unchanged due to a scheduling conflict with depression and laziness. By the standards of Roman Catholicism, considering an act is the same as committing it. So I saved a bunch of lives and made the world better. However, this might be unbalanced by the downswing where I wished death and destruction on my enemies. Guess God will have to judge.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:14
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i built a poorhouse out of the bricks i poo poo this past month
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Jul 1, 2016 21:01
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i shot a man in reno just to watch him die
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Jul 1, 2016 21:03
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i made my wife breakfast in bed and rubbed her feet. she works very hard and im glad to spoil her. plus, now she owes me
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Jul 1, 2016 21:08
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i put on deoderant
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Jul 1, 2016 21:08
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Homeless people in cities doesn't make any sense, does it? Like, you wouldn't build a garbage dump in Manhattan, the real estate is simply too pricey. Get them out in the fresh air, I say.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:11
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I used my turn signal for every turn! Not like the fat bitch in front of me that cut me off and almost rammed me into a bus you loving oval office slob i should have ripped your door off and smashed your face into the ground k feel better now
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Jul 1, 2016 21:23
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Jeff smisek: oval office destroyer
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Jul 1, 2016 21:38
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my son is also named oval office destroyer *simpsons ref.... upvote if you got it lol
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Jul 1, 2016 21:45
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Gave someone directions to the bathrooms
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Jul 1, 2016 21:46
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do actions done with good intentions but a terrible result count??
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Jul 1, 2016 21:50
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jeff smisek posted:
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Jul 1, 2016 21:50
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:bigtran: I have a rage problem
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Jul 1, 2016 21:52
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