Review of gf's things

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Review of gf's things

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Girlfriend's vagina started out ok but after about a few months you could already feel the wear and tear. What started as a moist yet tight and waxed welcoming snatch is now just a hairy beat up slab of roast beef that couldn't grip a baseball bat. If you're looking for some quick short term then 7/10. But as a true pussy connoisseur I look for long term longevity. 3/10

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 01:35

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:42

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Gf's best friend about 10 pounds lighter and a full cup size bigger. Gets my sense of humor more than my girlfriend. Likes to swallow and can keep a secret. 10/10

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 06:55

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Review of gf's things