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Shaquin posted:it is good you eventually blossomed into a raging turd one time I misplaced it and the bell rang for lunch but I made everyone stay in the classroom until I found it because one of those fuckers prolly took my precious and the teacher took my side and made them all sit there until I found it nah lol I had just forgotten it in the previous class haha those kids were piiiissed goddamn it feels good to be a moridin
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Moridin920 posted:one time I misplaced it and the bell rang for lunch but I made everyone stay in the classroom until I found it because one of those fuckers prolly took my precious and the teacher took my side and made them all sit there until I found it
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No cape kid in my school but there was a goth guy who had multiple trenchcoats for the different seasons. He was quite proud of the variety.
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yeah i also had a trench coat guy. he also wore a fedora. he turned out to be a furry
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There was some fuckin guy in a red t shirt and a fedora whistling in the drat America history museum fess up if this was u
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Lonos Oboe posted:
lmao i often listen to the Dresden files audiobooks when im cranky and unsettled and need help fallin asleep, spike the handsome billy idol vampire from buffy narrates them in his true american voice and he's a soothing gentleman However they have now and for all time been ruined for me because his silky whisperings will never be as potent as the brad neely version i am now imagining thanks to you, you marvelous cocksucker (I too heard him describe the main character, with his leather duster jacket, and immediately pictured an obese ur-sperg with acne and unkempt muttonchops and a greezed-up ponytail and a gift shop Indiana jones hat, possibly with sweatpants cut into shorts and doc martens, but luckily the raw sexuality of handsome vampire man's creamsicle speech just pushed that awful sweaty fat fucker right out of my head.)
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No but I had a friend who between 8th and 9th grades changed his name from Kyle to Fox. Sometime in 9th grade, he told me to check out his website and it was loaded with lovely furry art and one of the links on it was to poo poo by Doug Winger and that day I lost my innocence about the internet and stopped hanging out with him. Then in tenth grade he came up to me and my friends - who mostly consisted of people he had creeped out and who tried to avoid him. He told us he knew where the load-bearing parts of the school were and how to make thermite and some day he's going to put letters in our lockers warning us when not to go to school because even though we hated him we were the closest things to friends he had aside from his ugly goth girlfriend whose only redeeming quality was her massive knockers. We all laughed at him and called him a human being and pussy until he stormed off. We never got letters in our lockers and for the rest of my high school career, we only got evacuated once for a bomb scare and that was from a tape recorder that was clicking in some sophomore's locker.
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Jul 2, 2016 19:22
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh hey, that was me, the guy who wears size small t-shirts deciding that clearly XXL was the size I really needed to wear. I have no idea why. I jutlst did? I should have worn a medium but was depressed and insecure about my weight so I wore XL's. I also was too self-conscious to wear anything other than dark colors so I ended up wearing dorky poo poo because it had to be XL, dark, and short sleeve because it was too hot.
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Jul 2, 2016 20:57
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idk about you but if a kid was telling me he was gonna bomb the school one day but that he'd warn me first I'd smile and say thanks you never fuckin' know
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Moridin920 posted:idk about you but if a kid was telling me he was gonna bomb the school one day but that he'd warn me first I'd smile and say thanks I mean, like, yeah nowadays if someone said poo poo like that I'd be like "Yeah, thanks for doing me a solid like this." And then probably rat him out to the cops. But back in highschool I was still in the 'poo poo, I'm fuckin' immortal' stage of life. Also he said he got the recipe from an Anarchist Cookbook-style website that was so obviously full of poo poo.
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Jul 2, 2016 21:22
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fair enough
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Our worst was probably this metal chick who was a satanist and a nazi who I'd talk to sometimes about music though she was so loving bizarre I was ashamed to be seen with her. At some point in study hall she started writing me notes that were increasingly elaborate sexual fantasies about her loving Glen Danzig. I don't know what her game was. Was I supposed to be aroused by this? The first couple times I didn't respond but finally I just sent back a note that was one huge question mark and nothing else. She wasn't deterred and kept it up until the end of the year. Once she was following me and my friends on the way back from lunch while we tried to pretend like we didn't know her and she was like hey man, let's scare the squares and she growled really loud in the hallway. Everyone just stopped and looked at her like  I don't think anyone was scared. Oh, and she once told me that she remembered being aroused when her father spanked her as a child and how this was actually really common.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:08
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I saw a dude at my university wearing full assassin's creed garb the day one of the games came out. he was much too fat for the costume so he looked like a weisswurst. i later saw him, sans costume, face plant riding a unicycle. It's like he wanted to be a buffoon for my entertainment, and I appreciate that.
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WatermelonGun posted:I saw a dude at my university wearing full assassin's creed garb the day one of the games came out. he was much too fat for the costume so he looked like a weisswurst. i later saw him, sans costume, face plant riding a unicycle. It's like he wanted to be a buffoon for my entertainment, and I appreciate that. Spring Quarter in college there were always dudes LARPing outside of the building my Spanish class was in. Or maybe they were LARP practicing. Either way, they were whaling on each other with foam swords at least three days a week.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:29
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Thankfully when I was a little kid I was bullied out of liking things like TMNT because it was too anime.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:37
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One o my patients wears a cloak, She's 19, really really pretty and completely and utterly out of her loving mind.
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504 posted:One o my patients wears a cloak, Can I have her number?
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504 posted:One o my patients wears a cloak, she sounds like my type tbh
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MyChemicalImbalance posted:What the gently caress does any of that mean I don't know what half the poo poo is in this thread, I just know that it would have been better with pics
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Jul 3, 2016 03:10
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come to think of it why did cloaks fall out of style
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Jul 3, 2016 03:21
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my thing is dressing like a cholo and driving a lowrider even though im a pasty british nerd rolling through a post industrial northern wasteland.
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Jul 3, 2016 03:22
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I had a student in college that wore an Indiana Jones hi at and a Superman Cape. He was a nice guy, just a little weird and not quite self aware enough for his own good.
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I had a student in college that wore an Indiana Jones hi at and a Superman Cape. He was a nice guy, just a little weird and not quite self aware enough for his own good. what is his reg date
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we had a cloak kid who started out a juggalo, then started wearing a cape, then a ratty top hat, finally culminating in sewing furry tails to all his jeans. he finally got suspended when he showed up for picture day in the full regalia above complete with clown facepaint and refused to wash it off.
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No cloak kids, but plenty of serape wearers in my school. And by some weird coincidence my brother managed to date two different girls who owned super realistic Star Trek uniforms and didn't see anything wrong with wearing the shirts out in public. One of them had all her uniforms herself from patterns in an old book from the 80's. When I moved to college it shocked me to run into guys who had been goony sperglords in sweaty anime or WWF t-shirts who had remade themselves...one of them had gone from sweatpants to rustler jeans and snap button shirts and stetsons, the other dressed like a reporter or private detective from the 1940's. There was one dude who I graduated with that was an upper middle class suburb kid and in like sophomore year of college he went to a tattoo shop and got a spiderweb on his elbow and a teardrop under his eye because he didn't get accepted into one hispanic frat and he REALLY wanted to impress the next one he was rushing.
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cloaks are p cool though if they came back en vogue i wouldn't mind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8cYd3poIk bring back cloaks imo not me though someone else do it first
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PallasAthene posted:No cloak kids, but plenty of serape wearers in my school. And by some weird coincidence my brother managed to date two different girls who owned super realistic Star Trek uniforms and didn't see anything wrong with wearing the shirts out in public. One of them had all her uniforms herself from patterns in an old book from the 80's. i was thinking "wow your brother dated a goon" then I realized there have got to be a lot of girls who make Star Trek uniforms themselves by hand from that old pattern book I just never meet them 
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Honky Dong Country posted:I had a lot of sex with my school's cloakgirl. She was a renfaire dweeb and I often made fun of her by calling her Dracula all the time. I really don't know why she was willing to have sex with me in the first place considering I was mean. They aaaallllways do.
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Gatekeeper posted:
I am more than happy to ruin, I mean rectify things for you  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PlAUzAFIU (Very slightly NWS)It's just too perfect. I might go pick up the second book and give him another chance. Lonos Oboe fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jul 3, 2016 |
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Fojar38 posted:come to think of it why did cloaks fall out of style Because people figured how to make clothes that fit and also stay on without having to tie them in place
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Because people figured how to make clothes that fit and also stay on without having to tie them in place what about ties though they just fell out of fashion because they fell out of fashion cuz that's how that poo poo goes. wouldn't surprise me to see cloaks become a thing again before i die
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There was a kid at my middle school who wore a trenchcoat made entirely out of duct tape.
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Flagrant Abuse posted:There was a kid at my middle school who wore a trenchcoat made entirely out of duct tape. I once saw a dude that couldn't afford a leather jacket so instead he fashioned one out of garbage bags and black duct tape.
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I used to wear a trench coat in highschool, now I post in GBS.
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We had two kids who wore kilts.
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No cloak, but there was a kid who wore the same slacks, button up shirt and vest combo everyday. Complete with briefcase.
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Meridian posted:No cloak, but there was a kid who wore the same slacks, button up shirt and vest combo everyday. Complete with briefcase. We had that kid, too. He even brought his briefcase to prom (stag, of course).
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criscodisco posted:We had that kid, too. He even brought his briefcase to prom (stag, of course). Just remembered he had a fedora too. He may also have had a pocket watch, but I won't commit to that one. Going for the full set bonus.
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