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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Honky Dong Country posted:

I had a lot of sex with my school's cloakgirl. She was a renfaire dweeb and I often made fun of her by calling her Dracula all the time. I really don't know why she was willing to have sex with me in the first place considering I was mean.

E: dodged a bullet too as after we stopped loving she got huuuuge.

They aaaallllways do.

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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Am I too late to contribute my story about the very obese girl who would wear a cloak who later went on to buy a house and share it with 8-10 ferrets that would run around the house? I think it also goes without saying she smelled very bad.

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