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I invoke my 5th condimentment rights. I cannot be compelled to testifry against myself
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*presents cup to cashier for free refill* cashier: we're out of soda me: you're out of soda?! cashier: this whole food court is out of soda!!! ---------------- |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:*presents cup to cashier for free refill* ahaha you got me with the last line |
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social vegan posted:Q: What's the difference between the multiple court systems we have?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:*presents cup to cashier for free refill* |
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prosecuting attorney: you want to try free sample teriyaki chicken? witness: what? PA: (holds out plate of toothpicked chicken pieces) is very good. very good chicken. yum yum. witness: i-i'm not really hungry... PA: DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT want to-- defense attorney: objection, your honor! he's badgering the witness! judge: objection sustained. PA: (clearly flustered) no further questions, your honor. |
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Sep 28, 2016 19:04
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google THIS posted:prosecuting attorney: you want to try free sample teriyaki chicken? PA: IT'S CHICKEN, I HAVE THE PAPERWORK |
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Sep 28, 2016 19:10
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Of course if a cop gets hungry on the job he doesn't even have to go to the food court #whitericematters #orderupdontchew |
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Sep 28, 2016 21:14
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Customer: I'd like a... Stranger: What my client means to say is he'd like a moment, please. Customer: Wait, what? Stranger: I'm your food court appointed representative. I'm here to make sure your lunch, and JUSTICE! is served. Customer: Anyway, I'd like a... Stranger: Look, I'll make this easy for you. Tell me what you want, and I'll pass it on to the relevent parties, OK? Customer: Fine, whatever- I have a short lunch break and don't have time for this! I want a burger special with a large Coke! Stranger: OK, my client is ready to order. New Stranger: You'll be speaking to me from this point forward. I represent the entity known as "Burger Place, Inc" here in the food court and if you have anything to say to MY client it'll go through ME! Stranger: *handing new stranger a business card* Hello, glad to meet you, now that the formalities are over my client over here would like a *turns to look but the customer is now gone* Burger Clerk: Are you guys gonna order something or do I have to call security again? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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The Taipei Express went to the Hague to resolve a soda tap dispute, but as per the 1992 consensus they have no standing there |
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Sep 28, 2016 22:21
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Panda Express will be conducting a war tribunal for General Tso later this week
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HighwireAct posted:Panda Express will be conducting a war tribunal for General Tso later this week Tso and Gau have been waging a bloody civil war for decades. Our war-torn nation can't take much more. |
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Sep 28, 2016 23:32
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the results of the grande jury are in: extra cheez sauce please |
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Sep 28, 2016 23:50
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FOOD KING: Steward! Raise the price of turkey legs! FOOD STEWARD: B-but, sire! The people will hate you! FOOD KING: I care not for the people! Raise it now, steward! FOOD STEWARD: ...Have it your way, m'lord. --Later-- 
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If there are two wetzels pretzels in the same food court do they mutually annihilate?
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joke_explainer posted:BALIFF SUBWAY: Call to order, the Honorable Judge Sbarro presiding. don't put words in my mouth there will be order in this court! |
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Sep 29, 2016 01:25
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food court bailiff posted:don't put words in my mouth 
City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Sep 29, 2016
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Sep 29, 2016 02:04
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Sep 29, 2016 06:49
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Sep 29, 2016 07:54
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food court bailiff posted:don't put words in my mouth Woah...the thread is complete. The prophecy is fulfilled. What was foreseen has come to pass. ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2016 11:11
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Just shut down an illegal brothel called Ivar's "Clam" Chowder. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Just shut down an illegal brothel called Ivar's "Clam" Chowder. Good. Clam is a region in California. If it doesn't come from there, you can't call it "Clam" Chowder. It's just regular Chowder. ---------------- |
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misty mountaintop posted:Good. Clam is a region in California. If it doesn't come from there, you can't call it "Clam" Chowder. It's just regular Chowder. |
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food court bailiff posted:don't put words in my mouth |
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