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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Look I'm just trying to say that "deep" "throating" is probably a lot more enjoyable with someone who has a small dick, like the OP, not start a big argument. I don't know why he said that women don't have agency or enjoy sex. That seems really sexist and kind of a non sequitur but whatever dude. Let's just move on.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



mishaq posted:

echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography?

perhaps a small minority of women can derive pleasure from choking on your penis because childhood trauma causes them to disassociate during sex or maybe the small high from a lack of oxygen, but to suggest it is a generally pleasurable activity is stretching it a bit

would you not agree friend?

god dammit, cmon man i dont wanna be thinkin of this while we both seem to be having fun. I buy fair trade for gods sake, give me a consenting moment where I dont have to act like everything my partner is doing is sabatoged like she's some victim.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

Look I'm just trying to say that "deep" "throating" is probably a lot more enjoyable with someone who has a small dick, like the OP, not start a big argument. I don't know why he said that women don't have agency or enjoy sex. That seems really sexist and kind of a non sequitur but whatever dude. Let's just move on.

Mate, most of the reason I "know" they like it is because of the conversations we had before we hopped in the bedroom. The bedroom just confirmed it.


mishaq posted:

echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography?

perhaps a small minority of women can derive pleasure from choking on your penis because childhood trauma causes them to disassociate during sex or maybe the small high from a lack of oxygen, but to suggest it is a generally pleasurable activity is stretching it a bit

would you not agree friend?

Sex is inherently psychological, and I don't know what to say to this except that it's fine to accept that a LOT of people seem to enjoy slight sub/dom acts in the bedroom, and trying to make it an issue about women learning degrading behaviours from porn kind of says more about the lack of agency you attribute to the women themselves.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

Sex is inherently psychological, and I don't know what to say to this except that it's fine to accept that a LOT of people seem to enjoy slight sub/dom acts in the bedroom, and trying to make it an issue about women learning degrading behaviours from porn kind of says more about the lack of agency you attribute to the women themselves.

i disagree my friend, because we have plenty of fine members of the opposite gender who when surveyed say they do not orgasm many times during sexy fun time, and often fake it

i worry about our future children learning about sex from porn instead of learning that sex is supposed to be fun and feel good for both parties

but you raise fair points, and i look forward to hearing more about your adventures friend

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't actually think deepthroating is pleasurable, in the same way sex is, for either party. It's an exchange of power, and anything like that is only going to work if the person "doing it" to the other does it with care and respect, and believe it or not that's entirely possible and I think the reason why it seems to be so popular. Woman I was with hadn't really done it so much before but she goes out of her way to say she LOVES doing it. You'd have to have a low opinion of someone to presume they reason they love it is because it's what they've seen in porn and are trying to be like that. I talked to another girl who loved the idea because she worked a highly stressful job with lots of responsibility, and for her it was a way of giving up control.

Mate I love women too much to want to do something to them they wouldn't want to do,

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Glad you're putting that echopenis to good use m8.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

mishaq posted:

echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography?

perhaps a small minority of women can derive pleasure from choking on your penis because childhood trauma causes them to disassociate during sex or maybe the small high from a lack of oxygen, but to suggest it is a generally pleasurable activity is stretching it a bit

would you not agree friend?

drat, two paragraphs of extreme hardcore logic from this guy and he accidentally owned every single gay man

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mishaq posted:

i disagree my friend, because we have plenty of fine members of the opposite gender who when surveyed say they do not orgasm many times during sexy fun time, and often fake it

i worry about our future children learning about sex from porn instead of learning that sex is supposed to be fun and feel good for both parties

but you raise fair points, and i look forward to hearing more about your adventures friend

I don't inherently disagree with you, and that first problem comes from a lack of communication and care and love, I suspect. Sex should be good and fun for both parties, but what that means amongst consenting adults varies.

A good point is rear end sex. Woman I am thinking off had a dude that said to her "I wanna shove it up your rear end", no WAY was that going to work. Wasn't going to be good or fun for her at all. With me though, she says I'm the first person she's actually ever wanted to do it with, because she can see that with me, she'd feel safe and cared for. It's about the intent and the people, the acts themselves are just a form of communication.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

I don't inherently disagree with you, and that first problem comes from a lack of communication and care and love, I suspect. Sex should be good and fun for both parties, but what that means amongst consenting adults varies.

A good point is rear end sex. Woman I am thinking off had a dude that said to her "I wanna shove it up your rear end", no WAY was that going to work. Wasn't going to be good or fun for her at all. With me though, she says I'm the first person she's actually ever wanted to do it with, because she can see that with me, she'd feel safe and cared for. It's about the intent and the people, the acts themselves are just a form of communication.

My small dick hypothesis now has 3 supporting pieces of evidence. This is very interesting.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Unlike you or your posting

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

ran the numbers through my classic Apple III, Macintosh 128K, IBM PC 5150 with linux and the hard results are in: women who enjoy sex suffered from severe childhood trauma

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Getting lotta good sex advice about deep throttling and rear end sex from the cuckster op.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate I ain't giving any advice yet. you don't get good at sex, you get good at people. care about them, and that'll translate into being good at the sex.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

mate I ain't giving any advice yet. you don't get good at sex, you get good at people. care about them, and that'll translate into being good at the sex.

Fairly chill opinion

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

mate I ain't giving any advice yet. you don't get good at sex, you get good at people. care about them, and that'll translate into being good at the sex.

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen you write, friend

and its so true

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

what the gently caress is this thread

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I get berated when I try to talk about it in the pos so I brought it here. I hope you enjoy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zelder posted:

what the gently caress is this thread

Small penis satisfying emotional needs of neglected teens while married?.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
thread not about computers, voted 5

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Zelder posted:

what the gently caress is this thread

a success story

bowling 4 buttcoins
Mar 13, 2011
whats the over/under on the reality of being hen pecked vs cuck'd in tyool poly living 2017

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate don't try to gain approval from me, just come out and say what you're into

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Post pics

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
have we discussed what if a dude likes deepthroating dudes

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

atomicthumbs posted:

have we discussed what if a dude likes deepthroating dudes

this is impossible

Graff
May 10, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

have we discussed what if a dude likes deepthroating dudes

I like deep throating dudes

Graff
May 10, 2012

check and mate

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

have you thought that maybe because you saw it in porn once and you don't actually enjoy deepthroating dudes?

Graff
May 10, 2012

Awia posted:

have you thought that maybe because you saw it in porn once and you don't actually enjoy deepthroating dudes?

I saw some porn once and there were two guys loving and the music was the theme from das boot

Graff
May 10, 2012

so now I like submarines I guess. sexually I mean

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Das boot: a movie about a long cylinder full of german seamen that goes deeper than ever before and is threatening to burst

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Yeah OP how heavy is everyone involved here?

Graff
May 10, 2012

Control Volume posted:

Das boot: a movie about a long cylinder full of german seamen that goes deeper than ever before and is threatening to burst

gonna implode

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yeah OP how heavy is everyone involved here?

A slightly thicker Jessica Alba

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

echinopsis posted:

it was a planned threesome with another women, the filthy one, and my wife was contacted by a guy we suspected would be into it and we invited him

it was hot. I mean idk if the other dude made it even hotter than it was before but it meant we were all in a firing mood. everyone seems to bring their A game in these situations

I can't bring myself to write the actual sex acts we did but involved were

cocks
mouths
pussys
rear end

and an assortment of combinations of these things. kinds of poo poo you see in porn. girl wanted a facial from the other guy and he gave it and she did porno things after he jizzed. she must love porn coz everything she did was really porn like. she brought a pump dispenser of lube. was a good idea. fuckin went through boatloads of condoms. stayed up late and I showered with her. she's a good kisser too. I made her eggs on toast.

these situations seem like a big deal until
you're in them and then they sort of seem
normal and I guess it's coz were all just people touching each other's bits

Cheers on the great thread friend.

I just want to say this post reads like a robot describes sex.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Darth123123 posted:

A slightly thicker Jessica Alba

Lmao like 140 lbs thicker maybe

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zombie Boat posted:

Cheers on the great thread friend.

I just want to say this post reads like a robot describes sex.

I feel sleazy writing details so this is a way to do that?

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
idgi op, do you not have any irl friends you can talk to about sex? coming to a forum full of nerds to brag about having sex seems a little desperate

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Graff posted:

so now I like submarines I guess. sexually I mean

Brace yourself, my torpedo is rapidly closing in on your harbour!

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yeah OP how heavy is everyone involved here?

Op answer my question

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